The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by President Trump Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:01 am

Jimmy once fixed it for me
And he made me sit on his knee

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:05 am

Jimmy once fixed it for me
And he made me sit on his knee
Something went hard

by President Trump Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:42 am

Jimmy once fixed it for me
And he made me sit on his knee
Something went hard
Like a big lump of lard

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:43 am

Jimmy once fixed it for me
And he made me sit on his knee
Something went hard
Like a big lump of lard
He whispered that he'd done a sex wee

by President Trump Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:05 pm

I leapt in the air with a fright

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:36 pm

I leapt in the air with a fright
As the Four Seasons played What a Night

by President Trump Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:52 pm

I leapt in the air with a fright
As the Four Seasons played What a Night
I landed with a crash

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:53 pm

I leapt in the air with a fright
As the Four Seasons played What a Night
I landed with a crash
And lost all my hash

by President Trump Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:57 pm

I leapt in the air with a fright
As the Four Seasons played What a Night
I landed with a crash
And lost all my hash
It doesn't matter because it was sh1te

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:14 pm

I've got a chicken that just won't cluck

by nadeem2099 Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:16 pm

I've got a chicken that just won't cluck
Maybe you should sell it for a quick buck

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:17 pm

I've got a chicken that just won't cluck
Maybe you should sell it for a quick buck
I've given that some thought

by nadeem2099 Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:21 pm

I've got a chicken that just won't cluck
Maybe you should sell it for a quick buck
I've given that some thought
But it might become distraught

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:22 pm

I've got a chicken that just won't cluck
Maybe you should sell it for a quick buck
I've given that some thought
But it might become distraught
So I may as well eat the little f*ck

by nadeem2099 Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:23 pm

I'd rather eat my chicken at KFC

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:25 pm

I'd rather eat my chicken at KFC
I find it rather boney.

by nadeem2099 Fri 13 Mar 2015, 1:29 pm

I'd rather eat my chicken at KFC
I find it rather boney.
The staff are also very rude

by President Trump Fri 13 Mar 2015, 2:13 pm

I'd rather eat my chicken at KFC
I find it rather boney.
The staff are also very rude
especially the big hairy dude

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:23 pm

I'd rather eat my chicken at KFC
I find it rather boney.
The staff are also very rude
especially the big hairy dude
Who never washes his hands after a pee.

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:16 am

The inspector came to look at the cafe

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:21 am

The inspector came to look at the cafe
Once the property of Colonel Gaddafi.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:24 am

The inspector came to look at the cafe
Once the property of Colonel Gaddafi.
You could hear a pin drop,

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:28 am

The inspector came to look at the cafe
Once the property of Colonel Gaddafi.
You could hear a pin drop
and the chef throwing a strop

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:32 am

The inspector came to look at the cafe
Once the property of Colonel Gaddafi.
You could hear a pin drop
and the chef throwing a strop
He's an excitable type from Bombay.

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:00 am

He sailed from India by boat

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:16 am

He sailed from India by boat
and once on land he did gloat:

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:19 am

He sailed from India by boat
and once on land he did gloat
That he could cook up a storm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:21 am

He sailed from India by boat
and once on land he did gloat
That he could cook up a storm
and that he did star in some porn

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:28 am

He sailed from India by boat
and once on land he did gloat
That he could cook up a storm
and that he did star in some porn
But mostly involving his goat

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:30 am

The trickle soon turned to a flow

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:31 am

The trickle soon turned to a flow
it was all to get the flowers to grow

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:33 am

The trickle soon turned to a flow
it was all to get the flowers to grow
but when she added some manure

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:36 am

The trickle soon turned to a flow
it was all to get the flowers to grow
but when she added some manure
She just wasn't sure

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:44 am

The trickle soon turned to a flow
it was all to get the flowers to grow
but when she added some manure
She just wasn't sure
If the job could be done with a hoe.

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:51 am

The ho arrived to the house by car

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:59 am

The ho arrived to the house by car
Almost bursting out of her bra

by President Trump Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:08 pm

The ho arrived to the house by car
Almost bursting out of her bra
Lust took control

by **Galted** Mon 16 Mar 2015, 5:45 pm

The ho arrived to the house by car
Almost bursting out of her bra
Lust took control
and she lubed her front hole

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:21 pm

The ho arrived to the house by car
Almost bursting out of her bra
Lust took control
and she lubed her front hole
I'd never before pushed it in that far

by President Trump Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:37 am

I was up to my nuts in guts

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:41 am

I was up to my nuts in guts
Surrounded by filthy little sluts

by President Trump Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:46 am

I was up to my nuts in guts
Surrounded by filthy little sluts
They all wanted a piece

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:52 am

I was up to my nuts in guts
Surrounded by filthy little sluts
They all wanted a piece
of my sweet little niece

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:57 am

I was up to my nuts in guts
Surrounded by filthy little sluts
They all wanted a piece
of my sweet little niece
Have I mentioned how I like big butts?

by President Trump Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:58 am

I was up to my nuts in guts
Surrounded by filthy little sluts
They all wanted a piece
of my sweet little niece
And jammed everything into her axe cut

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:46 am

She was rather shaky on her feet

by President Trump Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:36 am

She was rather shaky on her feet
When she saw the size of my man meat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:54 am

She was rather shaky on her feet
When she saw the size of my man meat
and she knew the legs on the chair

by President Trump Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:55 am

She was rather shaky on her feet
When she saw the size of my man meat
and she knew the legs on the chair
would rub off the hair

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:56 am

She was rather shaky on her feet
When she saw the size of my man meat
and she knew the legs on the chair
would rub off the hair
but hey... my middle name ain't Discreet.

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