The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan - 23:44

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr - 12:52

Was a hardback and viciously thick
and reminded me a lot of my d!ck
As she landed the blow
And I called her a ho

by Guest Fri 10 Apr - 13:46

Was a hardback and viciously thick
and reminded me a lot of my d!ck
As she landed the blow
And I called her a ho
Still the only she-male I've kicked

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr - 13:57

The office was all up in arms

by Guest Fri 10 Apr - 14:03

The office was all up in arms
As I creamed in the managers palms

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr - 14:09

The office was all up in arms
As I creamed in the managers palms
It was sticky and white

by Guest Fri 10 Apr - 14:12

The office was all up in arms
As I creamed in the managers palms
It was sticky and white
But a wonderful sight

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr - 14:14

The office was all up in arms
As I creamed in the managers palms
It was sticky and white
But a wonderful sight
As it blobed off her like marshmallow from Lucky Charms

by Guest Fri 10 Apr - 14:23

That's a vision I'll never escape

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr - 14:48

That's a vision I'll never escape
As it dribble down the back of her nape

by Guest Fri 10 Apr - 15:56

That's a vision I'll never escape
As it dribble down the back of her nape
Way down to her ar$e

by President Trump Mon 13 Apr - 11:25

That's a vision I'll never escape
As it dribble down the back of her nape
Way down to her ar$e
Like a maine of a horse

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Apr - 11:39

That's a vision I'll never escape
As it dribble down the back of her nape
Way down to her ar$e
Like a maine of a horse
Then back up those velvet drapes

by President Trump Mon 13 Apr - 13:08

The sight nearly made me sick

by Guest Mon 13 Apr - 22:41

The sight nearly made me sick
Couldn't look when I captured the pic

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 9:27

The sight nearly made me sick
Couldn't look when I captured the pic
My kids looked at my phone

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Apr - 10:05

The sight nearly made me sick
Couldn't look when I captured the pic
My kids looked at my phone
Which was shaped like a bone

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 10:11

The sight nearly made me sick
Couldn't look when I captured the pic
My kids looked at my phone
Which was shaped like a bone
And out poped my dogs little red stick

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Apr - 10:13

I once ate a hot dog in Hanoi

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 10:20

I once ate a hot dog in Hanoi
It was baked in a big Guinness pie

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Apr - 10:36

I once ate a hot dog in Hanoi
It was baked in a big Guinness pie
I also had soup

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 10:38

I once ate a hot dog in Hanoi
It was baked in a big Guinness pie
I also had soup
Which smelled just like poop

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Apr - 10:40

I once ate a hot dog in Hanoi
It was baked in a big Guinness pie
I also had soup
Which smelled just like poop
Called Cream of Sum Yung Gai

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 10:47

The waiter had a smile on his face

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Apr - 11:03

The waiter had a smile on his face
Although it was hard to tell his race

by President Trump Tue 14 Apr - 11:49

The waiter had a smile on his face
Although it was hard to tell his race
He spoke a strange language

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Apr - 13:04

The waiter had a smile on his face
Although it was hard to tell his race
He spoke a strange language
The only thing i can gauge

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Apr - 13:06

The waiter had a smile on his face
Although it was hard to tell his race
He spoke a strange language
The only thing i can gauge
Is his thong was made of black lace

by President Trump Mon 20 Apr - 10:41

The hangover was starting to kick in

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Apr - 11:03

The hangover was starting to kick in
There was still pain from the bruise on my chin

by President Trump Mon 20 Apr - 11:52

The hangover was starting to kick in
There was still pain from the bruise on my chin
I fell in the door

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Apr - 14:26

The hangover was starting to kick in
There was still pain from the bruise on my chin
I fell in the door
and slipped on the floor

by President Trump Mon 20 Apr - 14:30

The hangover was starting to kick in
There was still pain from the bruise on my chin
I fell in the door
and slipped on the floor
And ended up head first in the bin

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Apr - 14:32

I eventually woke up very smelly

by President Trump Mon 20 Apr - 14:48

I eventually woke up very smelly
With Jeremy Kyle on the telly

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 20 Apr - 16:42

I eventually woke up very smelly
With Jeremy Kyle on the telly
"My sister's my wife"

by **Galted** Mon 20 Apr - 19:14

I eventually woke up very smelly
With Jeremy Kyle on the telly
"My sister's my wife"
"even worse we're from Fife"

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Apr - 23:56

I eventually woke up very smelly
With Jeremy Kyle on the telly
"My sister's my wife"
"even worse we're from Fife"
and "we're both allergic to jelly".

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr - 13:09

I once had a dog called big Rex

by **Galted** Wed 22 Apr - 13:14

I once had a dog called big Rex
his growl caused my boll0x to flex

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr - 13:15

I once had a dog called big Rex
his growl caused my boll0x to flex
I collected his sh*t in a sock

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Apr - 13:20

I once had a dog called big Rex
his growl caused my boll0x to flex
I collected his sh*t in a sock
And wore as a tassle for my frock

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr - 13:23

I once had a dog called big Rex
his growl caused my boll0x to flex
I collected his sh*t in a sock
And wore as a tassle for my frock
I really am fond of canine sex.

by nadeem2099 Wed 22 Apr - 13:41

I prefer the doggy style

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr - 13:45

I prefer the doggy style
Said Galted to Jeremy Kyle

by nadeem2099 Wed 22 Apr - 14:52

I prefer the doggy style
Said Galted to Jeremy Kyle
He will sort out your "issues"

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Apr - 14:54

I prefer the doggy style
Said Galted to Jeremy Kyle
He will sort out your "issues"
Just bring along some tissues

by nadeem2099 Wed 22 Apr - 14:57

I prefer the doggy style
Said Galted to Jeremy Kyle
He will sort out your "issues"
Just bring along some tissues
and he'll make you sterile

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Apr - 12:36

There once was an old lady from Cogenhoe,

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 30 Apr - 13:27

There once was an old lady from Cogenhoe
who pleasured herself with her toe

by **Galted** Thu 30 Apr - 21:22

There once was an old lady from Cogenhoe
who pleasured herself with her toe
'til she got athlete's gash

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