The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Pal Joey** Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:17 pm

There once was an old lady from Cogenhoe
who pleasured herself with her toe
'til she got athlete's gash
from the Madam's lash

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 8:28 am

There once was an old lady from Cogenhoe
who pleasured herself with her toe
'til she got athlete's gash
from the Madam's lash
The smell was overbearing, you know.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 May 2015, 9:14 am

The room was devoid of any clues,

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 11:26 am

The room was devoid of any clues,
except for the steaming pile of poos

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 01 May 2015, 11:41 am

The room was devoid of any clues,
except for the steaming pile of poos
The stench waas obscene

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 11:50 am

The room was devoid of any clues,
except for the steaming pile of poos
The stench was obscene
The air had a sheen

by **superflyweight** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:27 pm

The room was devoid of any clues,
except for the steaming pile of poos
The stench was obscene
The air had a sheen
Sean said, "please don't abuse"

by **Pal Joey** Mon 04 May 2015, 11:35 am

A camel stumped its toe on a rock,

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 May 2015, 4:20 pm

A camel stumped its toe on a rock
And so had to wear an extra thick sock

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 5:20 pm

A camel stumped its toe on a rock
And so had to wear an extra thick sock
This gave him the hump

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:02 pm

A camel stumped its toe on a rock
And so had to wear an extra thick sock
This gave him the hump
On the toe with the lump

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 8:57 am

A camel stumped its toe on a rock
And so had to wear an extra thick sock
This gave him the hump
On the toe with the lump
He was so angry he bit off his c*ck.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:59 am

There are many strange sights on Venus

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 9:03 am

There are many strange sights on Venus
But nothing as yet from the human genus

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:07 am

There are many strange sights on Venus
But nothing as yet from the human genus
There's a slime they call "Trussy"

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 10:02 am

There are many strange sights on Venus
But nothing as yet from the human genus
There's a slime they call "Trussy"
Of which NASA are quite pushy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 10:13 am

There are many strange sights on Venus
But nothing as yet from the human genus
There's a slime they call "Trussy"
Of which NASA are quite pushy
To the point of nearly breaking its pen1s.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 10:15 am

He used to live over here, did the Loaded Dog

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 10:16 am

He used to live over here, did the Loaded Dog
But he had trouble handling the London fog

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 10:17 am

He used to live over here, did the Loaded Dog
But he had trouble handling the London fog
He was deported for being drunk

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 10:19 am

He used to live over here, did the Loaded Dog
But he had trouble handling the London fog
He was deported for being drunk
and for murdering a punk

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 10:22 am

He used to live over here, did the Loaded Dog
But he had trouble handling the London fog
He was deported for being drunk
and dealing gold skunk
He was so stoned he drank water from the bog

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 10:28 am

.....sorry for phucking it up above.

by sparxz Sun 07 Jun 2015, 11:08 pm

I've just picked up this thread from its grave.

by nadeem2099 Mon 08 Jun 2015, 4:07 pm

I've just picked up this thread from its grave.
And now my pubic hairs need a good shave

by sparxz Mon 08 Jun 2015, 11:46 pm

I've just picked up this thread from its grave.
And now my pubic hairs need a good shave
Re dye them to ginger.

by President Trump Tue 09 Jun 2015, 10:37 am

I've just picked up this thread from its grave.
And now my pubic hairs need a good shave
Re dye them to ginger
Like Ann Robinsons Minge hair

by **Galted** Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:29 pm

I've just picked up this thread from its grave.
And now my pubic hairs need a good shave
Re dye them to ginger
Like Ann Robinsons Minge hair
sounds like the sh1t shown on Dave

by President Trump Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:23 pm

My wife loved to watch some Top Gear

by nadeem2099 Thu 11 Jun 2015, 4:23 pm

My wife loved to watch some Top Gear
While I focused on Jeremy Clarkson's sexy rear

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:46 am

My wife loved to watch some Top Gear
While I focused on Jeremy Clarkson's sexy rear
Gives a new meaning to Patagonia

by President Trump Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:13 am

My wife loved to watch some Top Gear
While I focused on Jeremy Clarkson's sexy rear
Gives a new meaning to Patagonia
and a big car phobia

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:24 pm

My wife loved to watch some Top Gear
While I focused on Jeremy Clarkson's sexy rear
Gives a new meaning to Patagonia
and a big car phobia
An a pedo with an awkward leer.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:11 pm

I am bored so here is a bump

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:14 pm

I am bored so here is a bump
I got tired from doing in the tree stump

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:58 pm

I am bored so here is a bump
I got tired from doing in the tree stump
The wood is so hard

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 1:06 pm

I am bored so here is a bump
I got tired from doing in the tree stump
The wood is so hard
Like a Christmas card

by **Galted** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 5:29 pm

I am bored so here is a bump
I got tired from doing in the tree stump
The wood is so hard
Like a Christmas card
and my knob when I'm having a dump

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 Jul 2015, 11:45 pm

The flush was heard throughout the house

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 20 Jul 2015, 7:55 am

The flush was heard throughout the house
Trying to hide the turd from the spouse

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 20 Jul 2015, 10:34 am

The flush was heard throughout the house
Trying to hide the turd from the spouse
But the bog overflowed

by **Pal Joey** Mon 20 Jul 2015, 11:00 am

The flush was heard throughout the house
Trying to hide the turd from the spouse
But the bog overflowed
Like an avalanche of toads

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:04 am

The flush was heard throughout the house
Trying to hide the turd from the spouse
But the bog overflowed
Like an avalanche of toads
A 5h1thouse, of that there's no doubts

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Aug 2015, 3:57 pm

I was spooning a a little minx named Sue

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 4:24 pm

I was spooning a little minx named Sue
who was a blind ex-groupie from Mötley Crüe

by **Galted** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:31 pm

I was spooning a little minx named Sue
who was a blind ex-groupie from Mötley Crüe
and I know this sounds silly

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:09 am

I was spooning a little minx named Sue
who was a blind ex-groupie from Mötley Crüe
and I know this sounds silly
but I can suck my own willy

by **Galted** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:35 am

I was spooning a little minx named Sue
who was a blind ex-groupie from Mötley Crüe
and I know this sounds silly
but I can suck my own willy
before Sue and the Crue do it too

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:16 am

Galted can't suck his own knob.

by President Trump Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:28 am

Galted can't suck his own knob
He can fit it all in his gob

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