The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 12:22 pm

Where are you rick daglees!
Open Darkplace please
What monstrosity is that
asked the snotty young brat

by nadeem2099 Tue 08 Sep 2015, 12:26 pm

Where are you rick daglees!
Open Darkplace please
What monstrosity is that
asked the snotty young brat
Before OD'ing himself with anti-freeze

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Sep 2015, 2:11 pm

Look up... there's the Goodyear blimp!

by President Trump Wed 09 Sep 2015, 2:35 pm

Look up... there's the Goodyear blimp!
It is shaped like the mask of a gimp

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:02 am

Look up... there's the Goodyear blimp!
It is shaped like the mask of a gimp
There's a bordello inside

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:15 am

Look up... there's the Goodyear blimp!
It is shaped like the mask of a gimp
There's a bordello inside
Were one could get a ride

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:34 am

Look up... there's the Goodyear blimp!
It is shaped like the mask of a gimp
There's a bordello inside
Where one could get a ride
On the arse of a chimp who's the pimp

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:40 am

The chimp had a purple cat suit

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:45 am

The chimp had a purple cat suit
and appeared to be playing a flute

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 9:52 am

The chimp had a purple cat suit
and appeared to be playing a flute
He took a deep breath

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:12 am

The chimp had a purple cat suit
and appeared to be playing a flute
He took a deep breath
and with no fear of death

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:23 am

The chimp had a purple cat suit
and appeared to be playing a flute
He took a deep breath
and with no fear of death
Jumped down the open rubbish shoot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:27 am

The landing was sudden and hard

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:36 am

The landing was sudden and hard
Anyone would think he was jarred

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:45 am

The landing was sudden and hard
Anyone would think he was jarred
But slowly and surely

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:53 am

The landing was sudden and hard
Anyone would think he was jarred
But slowly and surely
Pimp Chimp got surly

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Sep 2015, 11:57 am

The landing was sudden and hard
Anyone would think he was jarred
But slowly and surely
Pimp Chimp got surly
and abused a tub of lard

by President Trump Thu 10 Sep 2015, 12:13 pm

He finished and had a smoke

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Sep 2015, 1:08 pm

He finished and had a smoke
and gave the librarian a quick poke

by President Trump Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:56 am

He finished and had a smoke
and gave the librarian a quick poke
Her pants hit the floor

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:11 pm

He finished and had a smoke
and gave the librarian a quick poke
Her pants hit the floor
When suddenly through the door

by President Trump Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:09 pm

He finished and had a smoke
and gave the librarian a quick poke
Her pants hit the floor
When suddenly through the door
Came a dealer with a big bag of coke

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:24 pm

I hope I haven't disturbed you

by President Trump Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:21 pm

I hope I haven't disturbed you
I was next door having a "poo"

by **Galted** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 5:26 pm

I hope I haven't disturbed you
I was next door having a "poo"
when out of my ring

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:35 am

I hope I haven't disturbed you
I was next door having a "poo"
when out of my ring
Flew all my wifes bling

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:41 am

I hope I haven't disturbed you
I was next door having a "poo"
when out of my ring
Flew all my wifes bling
And lots of apostrophes too

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:07 am

It started with a series of sparks

by President Trump Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:27 am

It started with a series of sparks
And made waves like a school of Sharks

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:15 pm

It started with a series of sparks
And made waves like a school of Sharks
Then the rustle grew even louder

by President Trump Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:39 pm

It started with a series of sparks
And made waves like a school of Sharks
Then the rustle grew even louder
my spirits started to flounder

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:41 pm

It started with a series of sparks
And made waves like a school of Sharks
Then the rustle grew even louder
my spirits started to flounder
Before in walked JuliusHMarx

by President Trump Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:42 pm

some tough words to rhyme in there

Julius' jaw hit the floor

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:48 pm

(yeah, sorry about louder)

Julius' jaw hit the floor
As he slid off the see-saw

by President Trump Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:01 pm

Julius' jaw hit the floor
As he slid off the see-saw
His pants were all ripped

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Sep 2015, 11:34 am

Julius' jaw hit the floor
As he slid off the see-saw
His pants were all ripped
and his beret had flipped

by President Trump Tue 22 Sep 2015, 12:09 pm

Julius' jaw hit the floor
As he slid off the see-saw
His pants were all ripped
and his beret had flipped
And the crowd were calling for more

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:42 pm

The giraffe had escaped from its cage

by President Trump Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:48 pm

The giraffe had escaped from its cage
It was a miracle because of its age

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:54 pm

The giraffe had escaped from its cage
It was a miracle because of its age
They searched high and low

by **Galted** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:56 pm

The giraffe had escaped from its cage
It was a miracle because of its age
They searched high and low
why "low" I don't know

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:58 pm

The giraffe had escaped from its cage
It was a miracle because of its age
They searched high and low
why "low" I don't know
After having a reefer with Jimmy Page

by President Trump Thu 24 Sep 2015, 8:45 am

The guitars where starting to wail

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 3:26 pm

The guitars were starting to wail
But not in a Whiter Shade of Pale

by President Trump Thu 24 Sep 2015, 3:53 pm

The guitars were starting to wail
But not in a Whiter Shade of Pale
The amp when kaput

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 6:58 pm

The guitars were starting to wail
But not in a Whiter Shade of Pale
The amp when kaput
when it fell on my foot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:30 pm

The guitars were starting to wail
But not in a Whiter Shade of Pale
The amp when kaput
when it fell on my foot
Then when I went I felt very frail

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:56 pm

Out training to run a 10k

by President Trump Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:02 am

Out training to run a 10k
Im running most of the day

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:29 am

Out training to run a 10k
Im running most of the day
But when evening came

by Sponsored content