The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by President Trump Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:32 am

Out training to run a 10k
Im running most of the day
But when evening came
My legs went lame

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:45 am

Out training to run a 10k
Im running most of the day
But when evening came
My legs went lame
Get a PB? No way!

by President Trump Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:48 am

I fell over the finish line

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:06 am

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"

by President Trump Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:08 am

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"
I puked on his feet

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"
I puked on his feet
And lay down on the street

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:17 am

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"
I puked on his feet
Then crawled down the street

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:46 pm

Take your pick of endings:

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"
I puked on his feet
And lay down on the street
Too ill for his offer of wine.

I fell over the finish line
"Hey - you don't look fine"
I puked on his feet
Then crawled down the street
To avoid any attention malign.

by **Galted** Sat 26 Sep 2015, 10:39 am

the corporal's invaded this thread

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:24 am

Galted wrote:the corporal's invaded this thread

More like a reoccupation Wink

Used to visit it a fair bit several years ago from time to time.

by **Galted** Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:30 am

the corporal's reclaiming his thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:17 am

the corporal's reclaiming his thread
With two rhymes he's picked from his head

by **Galted** Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:27 am

the corporal's reclaiming his thread
With two rhymes he's picked from his head
why's he called "bucket"

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:44 am

the corporal's reclaiming his thread
With two rhymes he's picked from his head
why's he called "bucket"
From nowhere he can pluck it

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:46 am

the corporal's reclaiming his thread
With two rhymes he's picked from his head
why's he called "bucket"
From nowhere he can pluck it
Well he made it... so there is his bed.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 03 Oct 2015, 2:36 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:the corporal's reclaiming his thread
With two rhymes he's picked from his head
why's he called "bucket"
From nowhere he can pluck it
Well he made it... so there is his bed.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Oct 2015, 11:43 pm

His boots were made for dancing

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Oct 2015, 9:00 pm

His boots were made for dancing
- the cobbler who worked in Lancing.

by President Trump Mon 05 Oct 2015, 10:36 am

His boots were made for dancing
the cobbler who worked in Lancing
He worked through the night

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 12:45 pm

His boots were made for dancing
the cobbler who worked in Lancing
He worked through the night
With only a lantern for light

by nadeem2099 Mon 05 Oct 2015, 1:07 pm

His boots were made for dancing
the cobbler who worked in Lancing
He worked through the night
With only a lantern for light
And no hands available for w*nking

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 1:50 pm

The spill was much worse than first thought

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 2:15 pm

The spill was much worse than first thought
A battle with his hampton he had fought.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 2:18 pm

The spill was much worse than first thought
A battle with his hampton he had fought.
It made more hard work for the cleaner

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 2:32 pm

The spill was much worse than first thought
A battle with his hampton he had fought.
It made more hard work for the cleaner
And his balls considerably leaner.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 05 Oct 2015, 2:49 pm

The spill was much worse than first thought
A battle with his hampton he had fought.
It made more hard work for the cleaner
And his balls considerably leaner.
Was deemed inadmissible in court.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:45 am

It's too slow on the culture cup thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 8:54 am

It's too slow on the culture cup thread
So I might count the pubes on my bed

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:26 am

It's too slow on the culture cup thread
So I might count the pubes on my bed
One hundred and three

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:35 am

It's too slow on the culture cup thread
So I might count the pubes on my bed
One hundred and three
Are the ones I can see

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:40 am

It's too slow on the culture cup thread
So I might count the pubes on my bed
One hundred and three
Are the ones I can see
Pulled out with her teeth, enough said.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:43 am

I think Hero just fired Truss

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 9:51 am

I think Hero just fired Truss
Has he thrown him under the bus?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:07 am

I think Hero just fired Truss
Has he thrown him under the bus?
Not in a literal sense... but yes

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:47 am

I think Hero just fired Truss
Has he thrown him under the bus?
Not in a literal sense... but yes
The off topic section's a mess

by **Pal Joey** Tue 13 Oct 2015, 10:49 am

I think Hero just fired Truss
Has he thrown him under the bus?
Not in a literal sense... but yes
The off topic section's a mess
And I couldn't give a tinker's cuss!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Nov 2015, 1:11 pm

Time for a firework based rhyme

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Nov 2015, 1:14 pm

Time for a firework based rhyme
So let's blow up that unidentified slime

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Nov 2015, 1:18 pm

Time for a firework based rhyme
So let's blow up that unidentified slime
Not like that Shah!!

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2015, 11:13 am

Time for a firework based rhyme
So let's blow up that unidentified slime
Not like that Shah!!
It's not the President's car

by President Trump Thu 12 Nov 2015, 12:04 pm

Time for a firework based rhyme
So let's blow up that unidentified slime
Not like that Shah!!
It's not the President's car
But many wouldn't see that as a crime

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2015, 12:25 pm

My nuts were tingling and slapping

by President Trump Thu 12 Nov 2015, 3:52 pm

My nuts were tingling and slapping
Something weird was happening

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Nov 2015, 7:56 am

My nuts were tingling and slapping
Something weird was happening
But I kept up the pace with ease

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:17 am

My nuts were tingling and slapping
Something weird was happening
But I kept up the pace with ease
Amongst the flowers and the bees

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:34 am

My nuts were tingling and slapping
Something weird was happening
But I kept up the pace with ease
Amongst the flowers and the bees
And heard the sound of one hand clapping

by **Pal Joey** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 11:52 am

/2

The House was in earnest debate,

by President Trump Wed 02 Dec 2015, 12:07 pm

The House was in earnest debate
And the hour was getting quite late

by **Pal Joey** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 1:13 pm

The House was in earnest debate
And the hour was getting quite late
Then the question was raised

by President Trump Wed 02 Dec 2015, 2:03 pm

The House was in earnest debate
And the hour was getting quite late
Then the question was raised
as the hookers weren't paid

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