The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:44 am

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Galted** Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:45 pm

The House was in earnest debate
And the hour was getting quite late
Then the question was raised
as the hookers weren't paid
we were all getting gash on the slate

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:12 pm

So we are bombing to stop people dying

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:02 pm

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:26 pm

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:46 pm

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile
Unlike the famlands which are getting more sterile

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:36 pm

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile
Unlike the farmlands which are getting more sterile
As confirmed by the myriad of drones overflying.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:43 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!

by **Pal Joey** Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:08 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:37 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:13 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!
Or took a wine glass into the ring!

by President Trump Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:25 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!
Or took a wine glass into the ring!
Especially when it is rammed in

by **Pal Joey** Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:29 am

by nadeem2099 Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:04 pm

In and out is the way I like it

by President Trump Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:26 pm

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit

by nadeem2099 Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound

by **Pal Joey** Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:43 pm

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound
Keeping your chin close to the ground

by President Trump Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:13 pm

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound
Keeping your chin close to the ground
And take it from the randy git

by **Pal Joey** Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:21 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,

by nadeem2099 Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:09 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:37 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble

by nadeem2099 Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:51 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble
And his balls of steel to crumble

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:36 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble
And his balls of steel to crumble
All lost in an olive green shag pile

by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:29 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:35 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown

by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:51 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help

by President Trump Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:58 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help
With fingers that smell of kelp

by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:01 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help
With fingers that smell of kelp
And waiting for the opportunity for Little Jimmy to yawn.........

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:13 pm

When will Trump ever learn?

by Guest Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:42 pm

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:13 pm

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down

by **Galted** Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:15 pm

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down
like the pants of a dwarf-humping clown

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:31 pm

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down
like the pants of a dwarf-humping clown
As Grumpy vehemently objects to his turn

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue May 17, 2016 3:20 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 17, 2016 9:01 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread

by **Galted** Tue May 17, 2016 9:20 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 18, 2016 10:09 am

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag
Or Trump in camp drag

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 18, 2016 1:42 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag
Or Trump in camp drag
But not like an orgy of worms in your bed

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 18, 2016 2:20 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme

by dancingweeman Wed May 18, 2016 3:15 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 18, 2016 3:47 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks

by nadeem2099 Wed May 18, 2016 4:09 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks
To the weasel he jerks

by **Galted** Wed May 18, 2016 8:15 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks
To the weasel he jerks
which he claims is a victimless crime

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 10:01 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 12:10 pm

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 12:14 pm

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 12:20 pm

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting
And it's ding-a-ling

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 12:23 pm

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting
And it's ding-a-ling
Can whittle down steel like a rasp

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 12:35 pm

A millipede is a gift from the gods

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 12:58 pm

(Lovely set up)

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 1:00 pm

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods
AKA 'Sex legs'

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