The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 10:09 am

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods
AKA 'Sex legs'
Used to hand over sperm dregs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 10:18 am

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods
AKA 'Sex legs'
Used to hand over sperm dregs
As into the vulvae it prods

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 10:21 am

(bravo!)

I can't believe Tino missed out on that rhyme!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 19, 2016 10:34 am

I can't believe Tino missed out on that rhyme!
He has better things to do with his time

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu May 19, 2016 10:46 am

I can't believe Tino missed out on that rhyme!
He has better things to do with his time
Like being beaten by his child

by nadeem2099 Thu May 19, 2016 10:51 am

I can't believe Tino missed out on that rhyme!
He has better things to do with his time
Like being beaten by his child
As little Damien smiled

by President Trump Thu May 19, 2016 10:58 am

I can't believe Tino missed out on that rhyme!
He has better things to do with his time
Like being beaten by his child
As little Damien smiled
Opening a big bag of Lime

by nadeem2099 Thu May 19, 2016 11:26 am

As little Damien reached for the hammer

by President Trump Thu May 19, 2016 11:27 am

As little Damien reached for the hammer
Tino began to beg with a stammer

by nadeem2099 Thu May 19, 2016 11:36 am

As little Damien reached for the hammer
Tino began to beg with a stammer
But Damien gave him a cold blank stare

by President Trump Thu May 19, 2016 11:45 am

As little Damien reached for the hammer
Tino began to beg with a stammer
But Damien gave him a cold blank stare
And grabbed his hair

by nadeem2099 Thu May 19, 2016 11:51 am

As little Damien reached for the hammer
Tino began to beg with a stammer
But Damien gave him a cold blank stare
And grabbed his hair
And told old tino he wants to be a computer programmer

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 19, 2016 10:08 pm

I've no desire to go to Sri Lanka

by **Galted** Thu May 19, 2016 10:15 pm

I've no desire to go to Sri Lanka
just to tie up a prossie and spank her

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 20, 2016 5:55 am

I've no desire to go to Sri Lanka
just to tie up a prossie and spank her
for flagellation go Greek

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 20, 2016 9:07 am

I've no desire to go to Sri Lanka
just to tie up a prossie and spank her
for flagellation go Greek
It's not for the meek

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 20, 2016 2:05 pm

I've no desire to go to Sri Lanka
just to tie up a prossie and spank her
for flagellation go Greek
It's not for the meek
Like people just like Ravi Shankar?

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:36 pm

The sun finally broke through the clouds

by **Galted** Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:44 pm

The sun finally broke through the clouds
Which in England's not really allowed

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:59 pm

The sun finally broke through the clouds
Which in England's not really allowed
We're simply not prepared

by **Galted** Fri Jun 10, 2016 3:05 pm

The sun finally broke through the clouds
Which in England's not really allowed
We're simply not prepared
For our bodies to be bared

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:33 pm

The sun finally broke through the clouds
Which in England's not really allowed
We're simply not prepared
For our bodies to be bared
So let's opt for a Burkha or shroud

by **Galted** Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:03 pm

the serial killer's quite funny

by Guest Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:30 pm

the serial killer's quite funny
Hi-Tec boy's ok too

by **Galted** Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:36 pm

the serial killer's quite funny
Hi-Tec boy's ok too
though the rhyming's awry

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:53 am

the serial killer's quite funny
Hi-Tec boy's ok too
though the rhyming's awry
and the syntax makes me cry

by **Galted** Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:14 am

the serial killer's quite funny
Hi-Tec boy's ok too
though the rhyming's awry
and the syntax makes me cry
the length of the final line is what really killed this particular limerick

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:54 am

Finished serving another forum ban

by nadeem2099 Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:58 am

Finished serving another forum ban
For picking up hookers in my pimp van

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:12 pm

Finished serving another forum ban
For picking up hookers in my pimp van
I stab and I hack

by President Trump Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:26 pm

Finished serving another forum ban
For picking up hookers in my pimp van
I stab and I hack
My victims in the back

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:47 pm

Finished serving another forum ban
For picking up hookers in my pimp van
I stab and I hack
My victims in the back
Then make everything spic and span

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:54 pm

These bloody rhymes can get you expelled

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:04 pm

These bloody rhymes can get you expelled
By fascist humourless Mods

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:24 pm

These bloody rhymes can get you expelled
By fascist humourless Mods
This isn't really working

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:26 pm

These bloody rhymes can get you expelled
By fascist humourless Mods
This isn't really working
Shall we go for haiku's?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:28 pm

These bloody rhymes can get you expelled
By fascist humourless Mods
This isn't really working
Shall we go for haiku's?
I like your iambic pentameter

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:29 pm

Haiku's are easy

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:37 pm

Haiku's are easy
Consisting of just three lines

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:39 pm

Haiku's are easy
Consisting of just three lines
piece of p155 OK?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:48 pm

So there's no need for any more haikus.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:51 pm

So there's no need for any more haikus.
Just require SERIAL to abide by the rules

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:57 pm

So there's no need for any more haikus.
Just require SERIAL to abide by the rules
There's no chance of that

by **Galted** Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:59 pm

So there's no need for any more haikus.
Just require SERIAL to abide by the rules
There's no chance of that
And Ada's a tw*t

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:17 pm

So there's no need for any more haikus.
Just require SERIAL to abide by the rules
There's no chance of that
And Ada's a tw*t
Who drinks wine that's just grape-flavoured drool

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:17 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:22 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash
Whilst I hustled pool for big cash

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:26 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash
Whilst I hustled pool for big cash
The drink wasn't chilled

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:29 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash
Whilst I hustled pool for big cash
The drink wasn't chilled
For the baize we were billed

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:32 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash
Whilst I hustled pool for big cash
The drink wasn't chilled
For the baize we were billed
I crept off to give my bishop a good bash

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