The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Galted** Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:32 pm

She fired Champagne from her gash
Whilst I hustled pool for big cash
The drink wasn't chilled
For the baize we were billed
And her c*nt had a Hitler moustache

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:36 pm

Godwin's Law, you schmuck!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:42 pm

Godwin's Law, you schmuck!
Heil tell you it's reich by the book

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:53 pm

Godwin's Law, you schmuck!
Heil tell you it's reich by the book
Galted reminds me of Goebbels

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:59 pm

Godwin's Law, you schmuck!
Heil tell you it's reich by the book
Galted reminds me of Goebbels
"I'm furherious" in Hi-Tec's he burbles

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:02 pm

Godwin's Law, you schmuck!
Heil tell you it's reich by the book
Galted reminds me of Goebbels
"I'm furherious" in Hi-Tec's he burbles
Whilst nobody else gives a f*ck

by Guest Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Godwin's Law, you schmuck!
Heil tell you it's reich by the book
Galted reminds me of Goebbels
"I'm furherious" in Hi-Tec's he burbles
Whilst tramps give his helmut a suck

by nadeem2099 Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:43 pm

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee

by Guest Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:48 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Float like a worm, that lives in a tree

by nadeem2099 Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:07 pm

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Float like a worm, that lives in a tree
Soar like an eagle, from above the sky

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:14 pm

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Float like a worm, that lives in a tree
Soar like an eagle, from above the sky
Sprint like a fat lad running for a pie

by nadeem2099 Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:20 pm

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Float like a worm, that lives in a tree
Soar like an eagle, from above the sky
Sprint like a fat lad running for a pie
Burst your bladder, holding in your wee

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:11 am

So are you in or are you out?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:21 am

So are you in or are you out?
I'm in. Like Merkel, the krout.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:48 am

So are you in or are you out?
I'm in. Like Merkel, the krout.
Not like Farage the tool

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:50 am

So are you in or are you out?
I'm in. Like Merkel, the krout.
Not like Farage the tool
What! That f*cking fool?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:53 am

So are you in or are you out?
I'm in. Like Merkel, the krout.
Not like Farage the tool
What! That f*cking fool?
I hope that he gets F*cking gout

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:28 am

Henry VIII had gout, I believe.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:31 am

Henry VIII had gout, I believe.
From drinking with the queen, Anne of Cleves

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:31 am

Henry VIII had gout, I believe.
From drinking with the queen, Anne of Cleves
From her furry cup?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:33 am

Henry VIII had gout, I believe.
From drinking with the queen, Anne of Cleves
From her furry cup?
No, from a goblet he doth sup

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:36 am

Henry VIII had gout, I believe.
From drinking with the queen, Anne of Cleves
From her furry cup?
No, from a goblet he doth sup
It's a miracle what he went on to achieve.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:12 pm

No Brexit, if you please, on this thread.

by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:33 pm

No Brexit, if you please, on this thread.
Let's talk about Roy Hodgson instead

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:35 pm

No Brexit, if you please, on this thread.
Let's talk about Roy Hodgson instead
What, the owl faced clown king?

by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:39 pm

No Brexit, if you please, on this thread.
Let's talk about Roy Hodgson instead
What, the owl faced clown king?
Who's monotone face makes you cringe

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:04 pm

No Brexit, if you please, on this thread.
Let's talk about Roy Hodgson instead
What, the owl faced clown king?
Who's monotone face makes you cringe
I once fingered a girl who was dead

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:46 pm

I actually believe that you have

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:53 pm

I actually believe that you have
I found her OD'd on the lav

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:56 pm

I actually believe that you have
I found her OD'd on the lav
bog brush up her bum

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:02 pm

I actually believe that you have
I found her OD'd on the lav
bog brush up her bum
to keep in the cum

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:15 pm

I actually believe that you have
I found her OD'd on the lav
bog brush up her bum
to keep in the cum
to stop dribbles on the trainers I have

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:20 pm

I once met a loony named DAVE

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:32 pm

I once met a loony named DAVE
Whose friendship I really did crave

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:21 pm

I once met a loony named DAVE
Whose friendship I really did crave
'til he carved up my wife

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:32 pm

I once met a loony named DAVE
Whose friendship I really did crave
'til he carved up my wife
With his serial knife

by **Galted** Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:50 pm

I once met a loony named DAVE
Whose friendship I really did crave
'til he carved up my wife
With his serial knife
And used half the North for a grave

by Guest Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:57 pm

An ode to me, how sweet!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:09 am

An ode to me, how sweet!
It must make your life complete

by Guest Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:56 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:An ode to me, how sweet!
It must make your life complete

Complete? No, just less sh!te

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:02 pm

An ode to me, how sweet!
It must make your life complete
Complete? No, just less sh!te
Don't use the quote function, all right?

by Guest Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:17 pm

An ode to me, how sweet!
It must make your life complete
Complete? No, just less sh!te
Don't use the quote function, all right?
Sorry, I'll stick to carving up meat

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:23 am

Well the Euro final was pants

by **Galted** Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:35 am

Well the Euro final was pants
Like a Tino daily fact about ants

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:56 am

Well the Euro final was pants
Like a Tino daily fact about ants
Which are usually about birds

by **Galted** Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:52 pm

Well the Euro final was pants
Like a Tino daily fact about ants
Which are usually about birds
and stalkerish words

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:03 am

Well the Euro final was pants
Like a Tino daily fact about ants
Which are usually about birds
and stalkerish words
and overly violent infants

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:58 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?

by **Galted** Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:28 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:33 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?
When Galtova discovers

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