The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 2:34 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?
When Galtova discovers
Tino under the covers

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 2:38 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?
When Galtova discovers
Tino under the covers
Hiding from his children, no doubt

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 Jul 2016, 1:44 pm

Train operators are bell ends

by nadeem2099 Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:25 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:14 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!

by nadeem2099 Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!
Or else you'll get a whole load of phlegm

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jul 2016, 1:36 pm

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!
Or else you'll get a whole load of phlegm
And muff-diving gives you the bends

by nadeem2099 Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:28 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 1:54 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland

by **Galted** Fri 29 Jul 2016, 2:21 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Aug 2016, 10:53 am

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two
In a bap as you do

by nadeem2099 Mon 01 Aug 2016, 12:49 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two
In a bap as you do
With a side helping of sand

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 02 Aug 2016, 8:25 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived.

by **Galted** Tue 02 Aug 2016, 9:30 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived

by nadeem2099 Tue 02 Aug 2016, 11:55 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game

by **Pal Joey** Thu 04 Aug 2016, 10:53 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game
and stop writing words that are lame

by nadeem2099 Thu 04 Aug 2016, 2:43 pm

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game
and stop writing words that are lame
Or wait for the 'limerick king' to arrive

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 04 Aug 2016, 3:25 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now

by nadeem2099 Thu 04 Aug 2016, 8:26 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow

by **Galted** Thu 04 Aug 2016, 8:55 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue

by Guest Fri 05 Aug 2016, 11:47 am

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue
But do not eschew

by Guest Fri 05 Aug 2016, 8:33 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue
But do not eschew
Have you ever made love to a cow?

by **Galted** Fri 05 Aug 2016, 10:30 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!

by Guest Sat 06 Aug 2016, 5:06 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak

by **Galted** Sat 06 Aug 2016, 8:19 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork

by Guest Sat 06 Aug 2016, 8:20 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork
I just stuffed it with pork

by **Galted** Sat 06 Aug 2016, 8:52 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork
I just stuffed it with pork
should be flavourful after a week

by Guest Sat 06 Aug 2016, 8:58 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 06 Aug 2016, 10:25 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks

by Guest Sat 06 Aug 2016, 10:40 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse

by **Galted** Sat 06 Aug 2016, 10:58 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse
if I can't rhyme this verse

by Guest Sat 06 Aug 2016, 11:05 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse
if I can't rhyme this verse
I'll come back after 5 Weetabix

by nadeem2099 Mon 08 Aug 2016, 10:30 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?

by Guest Mon 08 Aug 2016, 12:04 pm

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops

by nadeem2099 Mon 08 Aug 2016, 6:06 pm

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach

by Guest Tue 09 Aug 2016, 9:15 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach
So a lesson you can teach

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Aug 2016, 9:27 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach
So a lesson you can teach
To all of DAVE's mates in the cops.

by Guest Tue 09 Aug 2016, 9:49 am

That number is a big fat nil

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Aug 2016, 9:56 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until

by Guest Tue 09 Aug 2016, 10:05 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Aug 2016, 10:08 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years
And you still hate your peers

by Guest Tue 09 Aug 2016, 10:22 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years
And you still hate your peers
Oh yes, enough to kill

by Guest Fri 12 Aug 2016, 5:44 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?

by **Galted** Fri 12 Aug 2016, 11:54 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?

by Guest Sat 13 Aug 2016, 3:03 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:05 am

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?
Who? Nigel Farage!

by **Galted** Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:33 am

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?
Who? Nigel Farage!
No. DAVE, the serial pr*ck.

by nadeem2099 Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:37 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here Sad

by Guest Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:53 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here Sad
Nor anywhere else, I fear

by nadeem2099 Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:05 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here
Nor anywhere else, I fear
Don't give up, I believe in you!

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