The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:44

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 07:33

The folk of the south like to cry
while nibbling on hummus and rye
and trading in stocks
Wearing Hi Tecs like cocks

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 10:52

The folk of the south like to cry
while nibbling on hummus and rye
and trading in stocks
Wearing Hi Tecs like cocks
F*ck you, dagless

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 11:06

I do think Jack Wolfskin is cool.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 11:20

I do think Jack Wolfskin is cool
Now I feel like a bit of a tool

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 11:42

I do think Jack Wolfskin is cool
Now I feel like a bit of a tool
A spanner perhaps?

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 12:40

I do think Jack Wolfskin is cool
Now I feel like a bit of a tool
A spanner perhaps?
Or some sh*t Android apps

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Sep 2016, 13:59

I do think Jack Wolfskin is cool
Now I feel like a bit of a tool
A spanner perhaps?
Or some sh*t Android apps
More like the stag from a do in Blackpool

by nadeem2099 Tue 13 Sep 2016, 12:16

The gals up north like it rough

by **Pal Joey** Thu 15 Sep 2016, 10:09

The gals up north like it rough
It's an endless roundabout of muff

by Guest Thu 15 Sep 2016, 22:10

The gals up north like it rough
It's an endless roundabout of muff
They rapidly leak

by **Galted** Thu 15 Sep 2016, 22:54

The gals up north like it rough
It's an endless roundabout of muff
They rapidly leak
and their fanny lips creak

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Sep 2016, 11:09

The gals up north like it rough
It's an endless roundabout of muff
They rapidly leak
and their fanny lips creak
and I thought Aussie women were tough

by nadeem2099 Mon 19 Sep 2016, 10:44

Aussie women sure like their drink

by dyrewolfe Mon 19 Sep 2016, 15:13

Aussie women sure like their drink
They down enough in one night to fill up a sink

by **Galted** Mon 19 Sep 2016, 18:36

Aussie women sure like their drink
They down enough in one night to fill up a sink
their t*ts are like sacks

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:12

Aussie women sure like their drink
They down enough in one night to fill up a sink
their t*ts are like sacks
From all the bar snacks

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Sep 2016, 11:05

Aussie women sure like their drink
They down enough in one night to fill up a sink
their t*ts are like sacks
From all the bar snacks
and us poor baaastards hardly blink

by Guest Thu 22 Sep 2016, 12:26

An Aussie ripped wind and said strewth

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Sep 2016, 14:54

An Aussie ripped wind and said strewth
The Brit exclaimed "how uncouth!"

by Guest Thu 22 Sep 2016, 14:57

An Aussie ripped wind and said strewth
The Brit exclaimed "how uncouth!"
As a stench filled the air

by Guest Thu 22 Sep 2016, 16:22

An Aussie ripped wind and said strewth
The Brit exclaimed "how uncouth!"
As a stench filled the air
That could choke a black bear

by Guest Thu 22 Sep 2016, 16:32

An Aussie ripped wind and said strewth
The Brit exclaimed "how uncouth!"
As a stench filled the air
That could choke a black bear
A Kiwi fell in through the roof

by dyrewolfe Fri 23 Sep 2016, 15:17

A sort of Beatles tribute limerick for Gooners, since Arsene will have spent two decades at the club next month...

It was 20 years ago today,
Arsene Wenger taught the team to play,
For a while they were pretty good,
But now they don't win stuff like they should,
And lots of punters want him on his way...

Its Arsene Wenger's half-baked football team,
And most fans don't enjoy the show,
Its Arsene Wenger's half-baked football team,
Won't spend though he's got lots of dough...

Arsene Wenger's half-baked, Arsene Wenger's half-baked, Arsene Wenger's half-baked football team...

Wink

We have to play you in a couple of weeks...please be gentle with us... Sad

by nadeem2099 Tue 27 Sep 2016, 11:19

That's a nice little limerick about soccer

by dyrewolfe Wed 28 Sep 2016, 13:03

nadeem2099 wrote:
That's a nice little limerick about soccer

Well it was more a re-work of the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Wink

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Sep 2016, 13:26

That's a nice little limerick about soccer
if dyrewolf is a girl can we mock her?

by nadeem2099 Wed 28 Sep 2016, 14:50

That's a nice little limerick about soccer
if dyrewolf is a girl can we mock her?
no, you can flirt with her if you want to though

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Oct 2016, 10:35

That's a nice little limerick about soccer
if dyrewolf is a girl can we mock her?
no, you can flirt with her if you want to though
If you're lucky she might suck your toe

by President Trump Tue 18 Oct 2016, 11:37

That's a nice little limerick about soccer
if dyrewolf is a girl can we mock her?
no, you can flirt with her if you want to though
If you're lucky she might suck your toe
and by the pu**y you can grab her

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Oct 2016, 12:10

Using the same word to rhyme is just lazy

by President Trump Tue 18 Oct 2016, 12:17

Using the same word to rhyme is just lazy
For comic effect its not Crazy

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Oct 2016, 12:19

Using the same word to rhyme is just lazy
For comic effect its not Crazy
It's against the spirit of the verse

by nadeem2099 Tue 18 Oct 2016, 12:24

Using the same word to rhyme is just lazy
For comic effect its not Crazy
It's against the spirit of the verse
Like having sex in a hearse

by President Trump Tue 18 Oct 2016, 12:55

Using the same word to rhyme is just lazy
For comic effect its not Crazy
It's against the spirit of the verse
Like having sex in a hearse
Blah, blah, blah, blah, lazy Wink

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 14 Nov 2016, 14:55

I can't resist a necro post.

by nadeem2099 Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:11

I can't resist a necro post
Even more than beans on toast?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2016, 10:30

I can't resist a necro post
Even more than beans on toast?
Tough one; I'll need to consider

by nadeem2099 Tue 20 Dec 2016, 17:06

I can't resist a necro post
Even more than beans on toast?
Tough one; I'll need to consider
Or ask someone on twitter

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Dec 2016, 07:00

I can't resist a necro post
Even more than beans on toast?
Tough one; I'll need to consider
Or ask someone on twitter
Where bell ends gather to boast

by **Galted** Wed 21 Dec 2016, 08:12

That last rhyme was well resurrected

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Dec 2016, 11:13

That last rhyme was well resurrected
It certainly went better than expected

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:13

That last rhyme was well resurrected
It certainly went better than expected
So let's get things going

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 07:01

That last rhyme was well resurrected
It certainly went better than expected
So let's get things going
With lyrical toing and froing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:31

That last rhyme was well resurrected
It certainly went better than expected
So let's get things going
With lyrical toing and froing
And wondering how Trump got elected

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 09:11

New rhyme for 2017

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 09:15

New rhyme for 2017
A jolly good idea, old bean

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 10:42

New rhyme for 2017
A jolly good idea, old bean
might kick some life in this place

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:15

New rhyme for 2017
A jolly good idea, old bean
might kick some life in this place
So it doesn't disappear without trace

by **Galted** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:27

New rhyme for 2017
A jolly good idea, old bean
might kick some life in this place
So it doesn't disappear without trace
Though this rhyme is too f*cking clean

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:34

Galted lowers the bar

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