The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:44 am

Galted lowers the bar
Swearing like a sailor from afar

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:50 am

Galted lowers the bar
Swearing like a sailor from afar
Wash his mouth out with soap

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 11:57 am

Galted lowers the bar
Swearing like a sailor from afar
Wash his mouth out with soap
Better not, he might mope

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 12:22 pm

Galted lowers the bar
Swearing like a sailor from afar
Wash his mouth out with soap
Better not, he might mope
I wonder when he'll learn to drive a car?

by **Galted** Tue 17 Jan 2017, 4:51 pm

I can drive one, I just can't be arsed

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 10:51 am

I can drive one, I just can't be arsed
Tough rhyme, so this line is parsed.

by **Galted** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 11:22 am

I can drive one, I just can't be arsed
Tough rhyme, so this line is parsed
This one is fine

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 11:24 am

I can drive one, I just can't be arsed
Tough rhyme, so this line is parsed
This one is fine
I can rhyme on this line.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 1:28 pm

I can drive one, I just can't be arsed
Tough rhyme, so this line is parsed
This one is fine
I can rhyme on this line.
But I can't on this one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 1:35 pm

As verses go that wasn't a classic

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 1:38 pm

As verses go that wasn't a classic
It was primitive, almost Jurassic.

by **Galted** Wed 18 Jan 2017, 6:20 pm

As verses go that wasn't a classic
It was primitive, almost Jurassic
and this site's now quite sh*t

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:34 am

As verses go that wasn't a classic
It was primitive, almost Jurassic
and this site's now quite sh*t
Though we try to do our bit

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:51 am

As verses go that wasn't a classic
It was primitive, almost Jurassic
and this site's now quite sh*t
Though we try to do our bit
We still end up feeling like a parrot (i.e. as sick)

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:41 am

"Rowley" is now pronounced "Rowley"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:55 am

"Rowley" is now pronounced "Rowley"
And no longer pronounced "Rowley"

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:56 am

"Rowley" is now pronounced "Rowley"
And no longer pronounced "Rowley"
This change is agreed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:57 am

"Rowley" is now pronounced "Rowley"
And no longer pronounced "Rowley"
This change is agreed
Jeff will be peed

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:00 pm

"Rowley" is now pronounced "Rowley"
And no longer pronounced "Rowley"
This change is agreed
Jeff will be peed
If he asks he can go back to "Rowley"

by **Pal Joey** Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:04 am

His Villa tattoo on leg has now faded,

by nadeem2099 Wed 01 Feb 2017, 9:54 am

His Villa tattoo on leg has now faded,
For a Brum tattoo it has been traded

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Feb 2017, 2:22 pm

His Villa tattoo on leg has now faded,
For a Brum tattoo it has been traded
Like Rowett for Zola

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Feb 2017, 7:01 am

His Villa tattoo on leg has now faded,
For a Brum tattoo it has been traded
Like Rowett for Zola
Or Pepsi for Coca cola

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Feb 2017, 7:05 am

His Villa tattoo on leg has now faded,
For a Brum tattoo it has been traded
Like Rowett for Zola
Or Pepsi for Coca cola
No wonder Jeff is so jaded

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Feb 2017, 6:50 am

Its sex was quite open to conjecture,

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Feb 2017, 8:53 am

Its sex was quite open to conjecture
And due to a law in the prefecture

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Feb 2017, 10:43 am

Its sex was quite open to conjecture
And due to a law in the prefecture
Meant the church could cast doubt

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Feb 2017, 10:44 am

Its sex was quite open to conjecture
And due to a law in the prefecture
Meant the church could cast doubt
On what was In or Out

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Feb 2017, 11:08 am

Its sex was quite open to conjecture
And due to a law in the prefecture
Meant the church could cast doubt
On what was In or Out
Based on a 2000 year old written lecture.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Feb 2017, 9:38 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:58 am

The CC is needing new blood.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:22 am

The CC is needing new blood
It's just a cow that's chewing its cud

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:53 am

The CC is needing new blood
It's just a cow that's chewing its cud
All because Tino died

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:54 am

The CC is needing new blood
It's just a cow that's chewing its cud
All because Tino died
Although God knows we've tried

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:52 pm

The CC is needing new blood
It's just a cow that's chewing its cud
All because Tino died
Although God knows we've tried
F**k Jeff though, he's just no good

by nadeem2099 Tue 14 Feb 2017, 1:43 pm

Am I invited?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 2:22 pm

Am I invited?
Is your love unrequited?

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 2:27 pm

Am I invited?
Is your love unrequited?
Good rescue there, Jules

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 2:36 pm

Am I invited?
Is your love unrequited?
Good rescue there, Jules
CC ain't no fools

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 2:44 pm

Am I invited?
Is your love unrequited?
Good rescue there, Jules
CC ain't no fools
Even if we are now disunited

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 2:52 pm

How is the michaelsing going?

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:17 pm

How is the michaelsing going?
Good thanks, the posts have stopped flowing

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:25 pm

How is the michaelsing going?
Good thanks, the posts have stopped flowing
It's worthy of sean

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:31 pm

How is the michaelsing going?
Good thanks, the posts have stopped flowing
It's worthy of sean
And his browneye so worn

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:32 pm

How is the michaelsing going?
Good thanks, the posts have stopped flowing
It's worthy of sean
And his browneye so worn
From all of those years of hoeing

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:39 pm

The rhyming is going berserk!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 3:49 pm

The rhyming is going berserk!
It's more fun than doing some work

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 4:07 pm

The rhyming is going berserk!
It's more fun than doing some work
But less so than w*nking

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 4:14 pm

The rhyming is going berserk!
It's more fun than doing some work
But less so than w*nking
On that I am banking

by **Galted** Tue 14 Feb 2017, 4:37 pm

The rhyming is going berserk!
It's more fun than doing some work
But less so than w*nking
On that I am banking
When using the two-handed jerk

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