The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:37 am

seanmichaels wrote:meh? that is so gay.

You love it sweetcheeks!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:42 am

Well sean, belter of a thread split

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:42 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

Don't rate Cadders. He's big mates with Alex Tudor (sconned at Perth!) whose brother I used to play against. Had a lot of banjo with him - he could hit the ball miles.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:43 am

rick_dagless wrote:Well sean, belter of a thread split

what was it?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:47 am

sean wrote:what was it?

this

meh? that is so gay.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:49 am

well it is. my shrink said 'meh' though, and it was very sexy. she has cracking legs....

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:51 am

So wet here for the last 2 days.
I almost went to see The Water Diviner today but was prevented by the big floods. Seems an OK film though.
The Russian/Ukrainian bird looks fit enough to hold my attention.

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:23 am

It's disappointing that the thread split will essentially be homophobic abuse.

Particularly as it's directed at me. At least start with sean and then move on.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:26 am

superflyweight wrote:It's disappointing that the thread split will essentially be homophobic abuse.

Particularly as it's directed at me. At least start with sean and then move on.

They (Adam, the big flouncing girl) got rid of my 'C*nts!' post that should, by all rights, have been the OP for this thread split. After great work by you and I. What a waste that was.

So they shouldn't really let Sean's homophobic abuse stand. Especially coming from the biggest bender in the Culture Cup.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:37 am

Don't blame the player, blame the game.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:Don't blame the player, blame the game.

#haterz

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:43 am

@h8ta

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:51 am

what food shall i eat tonight? i'm void of inspiration. just me so doesn't have to be healthy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:52 am

Honey glazed roast gammon with new potatoes and mushy peas

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:54 am

A pack of uncle Ben's golden vegetable rice.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:57 am

rick_dagless wrote:Honey glazed roast gammon with new potatoes and mushy peas

that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:00 am

what are you having for dinner windows? all bran? cheerios?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:what are you having for dinner windows? all bran? cheerios?

Probably shredded wheat. Mrs Windows bought a box that is about size of a small flat so I need to crack on with that.

Didn't fancy the uncle Ben's then? That's what I had for lunch yesterday. It was lovely. Bit of grated cheese mixed in.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Didn't fancy the uncle Ben's then? That's what I had for lunch yesterday. It was lovely. Bit of grated cheese mixed in.

I do like them. with a fat pork chop.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:05 am

Crème egg.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:17 am

sean wrote:that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

And a pea and ham soup using the mirepoix that you boiled it in

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:20 am

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:that actually is a contender....

i can use the remaining ham for sandwiches. good shout.

And a pea and ham soup using the mirepoix that you boiled it in

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:29 am

I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:30 am

Both gay and homophobic on here today.

by Guest Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:34 am

TRUSS should be along any minute then

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:35 am

seanmichaels wrote:I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko. He's a Man of the North. Calling it a pot would have been fine.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko. He's a Man of the North. Calling it a pot would have been fine.

it isn't a pot? it is a finely chopped blend of carrot onion and celery. Fantastic base for stews and soups. Can't have a bolognese without it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:40 am

Glated probably uses soffritto regularly in his vegan diet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:41 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I really don't know what a creme egg is Cane?

Had to google mirepoix. I do use that but I call it (and thought it was called) soffritto

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

I expect that from you, but not from RiCko. He's a Man of the North. Calling it a pot would have been fine.

it isn't a pot? it is a finely chopped blend of carrot onion and celery. Fantastic base for stews and soups. Can't have a bolognese without it.

Yes I know that, you nonce.

People in the north west call everything a 'pot'. Beef is roasted in a pot. Stew is cooked in a pot. Gravy is made in a pot. Everything is from a pot.

RickO is from the north west. That's why I said it.

Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:45 am

How can you not know what a crème egg is?

That's crazy talk.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:48 am

Tino wrote:Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

only just domesticated the dog in Northwich mate, if you aint chewing it off the bone then it aint food.

Had a curry the other day and now my wee smells like butter, ghee whizz! (sorry)

by Rowley Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:50 am

Mm, troubling, deeply, deeply troubling.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:51 am

Place goes to the dogs when you are not around Jeff

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:54 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Maybe it never made it as far as Northwich.

only just domesticated the dog in Northwich mate, if you aint chewing it off the bone then it aint food.

Had a curry the other day and now my wee smells like butter, ghee whizz! (sorry)

Aloo there rick. Sounds like a bit of a saaga.

This is beneath Jeff.

by Rowley Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:54 am

When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:55 am

Jules wrote:Aloo there rick. Sounds like a bit of a saaga.

This is beneath Jeff.

Golly gosht you are correct Jules

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:57 am

You all sound like a right bunch of naancys.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:58 am

Rowley wrote:When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:58 am

We are going down a dodgy path(ia) here

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:59 am

Rowley wrote:When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

Been punched through his wall again has he?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:00 am

rick_dagless wrote:We are going down a dodgy path(ia) here

True, although personally I wouldn't say bhuna to a goose.

by Rowley Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

Even I wasn't sure when I wrote it Tina, in the interests of harmony we'll consider it a compliment. Also with Rick seemingly lost to us men of the North, I really can't afford to be overly choosy any more.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:08 am

Though it could still be funny so dhansak it off just yet,

by **Galted** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:15 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

Even I wasn't sure when I wrote it Tina, in the interests of harmony we'll consider it a compliment. Also with Rick seemingly lost to us men of the North, I really can't afford to be overly choosy any more.

I've had to use the Northern Line before so I can step in for him if you need a replacement. And I used to p1ss into a bottle I kep next to my bed and empty it out the window (it was an Evian bottle though, with the top quarter removed).

by **Galted** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:17 am

Kep = kept

by Rowley Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:18 am

It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:19 am

Jeff wrote:It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

If it had been a Barr's Dandelion and Burdock bought from the pop lorry man then that would have been cool.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:21 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

If it had been a Barr's Dandelion and Burdock bought from the pop lorry man then that would have been cool.

You're trying too hard now, RicK.

I will overlook your mirepoix thingy but Jeff is a much harsher critic than me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:22 am

Tino wrote:I will overlook your mirepoix thingy but Jeff is a much harsher critic than me.

Fair point Tino, I will just weep over my pie and tripe butty and kick the whippet in shame.

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