The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 1:44 pm

Perhaps me mistook PLATOON for PANTALOONS...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 1:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:FFS here we go again...

No wonder Jeff is absent, this is beneath him...
It's Tom Berenger in PLATOON. Surprised if TRUSS doesn't come along at some point telling everyone he looks like him

he doesn't.....

Naughty.

this one was your fault.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 1:45 pm

or unions

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 1:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:or unions

That's more accurate.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Story of O?

I bet Jules has a well thumbed copy of that in his private quarters.

I have a copy for my online bookshop. You'd know that if you ever read my posts. Jeff would know it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Story of O?

I bet Jules has a well thumbed copy of that in his private quarters.

I have a copy for my online bookshop. You'd know that if you ever read my posts. Jeff would know it.

I know you have an on-line bookshop. We have talked about it before. War books for me, comics for RiCk and boxing books for Jeff. I remember it all.

I also remember a time when you cared enough to change your location to some of response to mine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I also remember a time when you cared enough to change your location to some of response to mine.

I'm halfway there.

by **superflyweight** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:21 pm

Would that not be in response to my location?

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:24 pm

Awwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaard......

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by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:36 pm

Well that seemed to have gone down like a fart in a lift...

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:42 pm

Fairly disappointing thread split.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:44 pm

Aye, and sports related too...

It is a bad do I tell ya.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:48 pm

superflyweight wrote:Would that not be in response to my location?

Yes, I felt it only right to honour you as well 'fly. Also, as I will have to change my location one more time, I am literally halfway there.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:50 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Aye, and sports related too...

It is a bad do I tell ya.

Awful (even worse than your second sentence). Who the phuck is Michael Cadbury? Not that I really want to know.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:51 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Aye, and sports related too...

It is a bad do I tell ya.

Awful (even worse than your second sentence). Who the phuck is Michael Cadbury? Not that I really want to know.

It was a clever chocolate related pun on Michael Carberry. A English cricketer currently playing for Perth in the Big Bash 20/20 competition.

Does that make it a better OP for you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:52 pm

Jules wrote:Who the phuck is Michael Cadbury? Not that I really want to know.

I have heard of Michael Carberry, who plays cricket I think, I am guessing that it is such punnery that the cup is known for.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:52 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Who the phuck is Michael Cadbury? Not that I really want to know.

I have heard of Michael Carberry, who plays cricket I think, I am guessing that it is such punnery that the cup is known for.

Yeah I think you're right.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 2:53 pm

Tino wrote:It was a clever chocolate related pun on Michael Carberry. A English cricketer currently playing for Perth in the Big Bash 20/20 competition.

Does that make it a better OP for you?

Yeah, I think you are right.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Aye, and sports related too...

It is a bad do I tell ya.

Awful (even worse than your second sentence). Who the phuck is Michael Cadbury? Not that I really want to know.

It was a clever chocolate related pun on Michael Carberry. A English cricketer currently playing for Perth in the Big Bash 20/20 competition.

Does that make it a better OP for you?

Oh I see. Carberry/Cadbury - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

No.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:07 pm

Part 1 of the masterplan in place. Just had it confirmed I'm leaving

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:09 pm

Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Part 1 of the masterplan in place. Just had it confirmed I'm leaving

Hold on a minute. I'll admit we had a secret vote on you via PM, but I thought we had agreed to keep you on for another month provided you stopped lying about made up minge reading superpowers?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Part 1 of the masterplan in place. Just had it confirmed I'm leaving

Hold on a minute. I'll admit we had a secret vote on you via PM, but I thought we had agreed to keep you on for another month provided you stopped lying about made up minge reading superpowers?

Rowley vetoed it when he went to post a letter and found Sean straddling the postbox

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:17 pm

Union Cane wrote:Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

Not huge. Probably equivalent to (that phucking nobhead) windows' annual bonus.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:19 pm

8 Orangieboom lined up (special occasion) tonight to go with the pie.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:21 pm

Enough to get yourself a nice new Ransomes?

8 Onjieboomers?

Jesus, I'd be asleep on the floor after 2.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

Not huge. Probably equivalent to (that phucking nobhead) windows' annual bonus.

Yeah but at least you deserve it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:32 pm

Union Cane wrote:Enough to get yourself a nice new Ransomes?

I'd go a Honda or Honda fake (Kaaz Danarm) to start. Simple but teak tough. When I get bigger lawns move on to a sit down, John Deare or something similar.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

Not huge. Probably equivalent to (that phucking nobhead) windows' annual bonus.

Yeah but at least you deserve it.

I don't know why I bother with you, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

Not huge. Probably equivalent to (that phucking nobhead) windows' annual bonus.

Yeah but at least you deserve it.

I don't know why I bother with you, Jules.

Yes you do.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 3:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Good news Sean, you'll be getting a hefty pay off I should imagine?

Not huge. Probably equivalent to (that phucking nobhead) windows' annual bonus.

Yeah but at least you deserve it.

I don't know why I bother with you, Jules.

Yes you do.

I do.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 4:12 pm

F*cking sh*thouse, just bit the end of my tongue.

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 4:21 pm

It is ok now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 28 Jan 2015, 4:28 pm

Union Cane wrote:It is ok now.

Glad to hear it.

by Guest Wed 28 Jan 2015, 4:37 pm

Has blood poisoning set in? Amputation may be the only cure

by **Galted** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:29 pm

I'm an ARSE!!!

That's how you split a thread.

by Guest Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:39 pm

Ask sean how you split an arse

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:44 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Ask sean how you split an arse

He dislocates his hip bones so he can swallow a hippo.

by Guest Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:51 pm

sideways

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 5:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:sideways

and wearing a hairy fatsuit for extra friction

by **Galted** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 6:01 pm

Galted wrote:I'm an ARSE!!!

That's how you split a thread.

Damn you, Julius. You may have won this round but you'll probably win the next one too with your superhero ability to edit other people's posts.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:57 pm

I thoutght sean would get the split? Oh well...

It seems Raf has got better things to do these days. Maybe he's joined The Church?

190

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:11 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:I thoutght sean would get the split? Oh well...

It seems Raf has got better things to do these days. Maybe he's joined The Church?

190

Looks pretty serene in the the church grounds

Serenity Thy Name Is Kingraf:

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:27 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I thoutght sean would get the split? Oh well...

It seems Raf has got better things to do these days. Maybe he's joined The Church?

190

Looks pretty serene in the the church grounds

Serenity Thy Name Is Kingraf:

His tips look superb!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 9:49 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I thoutght sean would get the split? Oh well...

It seems Raf has got better things to do these days. Maybe he's joined The Church?

190

Looks pretty serene in the the church grounds

Serenity Thy Name Is Kingraf:

:
His tips look superb!

The suggestion last week that I was grooming him hit the nail on the head...I have to finance my terr or somehow

by **Union Cane** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:12 pm

Currently watching Sharknado 2, best film I've seen in ages.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 10:47 pm

You craving cigarettes again?

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:57 am

Little busy during regular Culture Cup hours, so I don't post much on the forum as a rule. On at night, but unlike Galted, I won't stand for a graveyard shift

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 6:32 am

Damn it, kingraf, you've ruined my opening "fist"-related salvo with your graveyard shift. It was going to include the word "arse" in big red letters, a hundred-foot high, all around the forum.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:00 am

WFH today I hate WFH

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