The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:08 pm

rick_dagless wrote:What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam

shah wrote:Masala Fish with chips is brilliant. Cook wrapped in foil to intensify the flavour and make a nice hot sauce to go with it.

Nice.

Excellent but out of plaice I feel

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:54 pm

I feel like a right spratt

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:03 pm

Afternoon all.

I just took Mrs Windows and the baby out for a spot of brunch. That's how to keep the magic alive, gents.

I had a lovely dish of pasta with clams, mussels and a rich, creamy tomato sauce. Mrs Windows had a tuna Niçoise salad. The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

by Rowley Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:04 pm

Now Tina has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:07 pm

Rowley wrote:Now Tina has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

Bad weekend for the Villa, Jeff. That's a proper thumping from the Gunners.

An unwanted club record for lack of league goals I heard on Sky Sports News yesterday.

Get the manager out?

by **superflyweight** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:08 pm

Now jeff has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Afternoon all.

I just took Mrs Windows and the baby out for a spot of brunch. That's how to keep the magic alive, gents.

I had a lovely dish of pasta with clams, mussels and a rich, creamy tomato sauce. Mrs Windows had a tuna Niçoise salad. The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

Sound like a good idea Tino. Glad to hear you're looking after my girls.

by **superflyweight** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:09 pm

11 goals. It's fine to be sh1te but at least be sh1te in a reckless way that might result in an occasional shot on target.

by Rowley Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Now Tina has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

Bad weekend for the Villa, Jeff. That's a proper thumping from the Gunners.

An unwanted club record for lack of league goals I heard on Sky Sports News yesterday.

Get the manager out?

Think he can count himself lucky to still be in the job Tina, but transfer window is closed and most competent managers are in jobs, so is it worth making the change now?Am going this Saturday against Chelsea, looking forward to the drive to Birmingham for that!

Thanks as well Tina, nice of you to pretend you care about football.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:11 pm

superflyweight wrote:Now jeff has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

Great win for Celtic, superfly. Thumping your hated rivals.

The first time since the early part of the 20th century that Rangers had failed to have a shot on target in an Old Firm game so I heard on Sky Sports News yesterday.

Keep the manager in?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Afternoon all.

I just took Mrs Windows and the baby out for a spot of brunch. That's how to keep the magic alive, gents.

I had a lovely dish of pasta with clams, mussels and a rich, creamy tomato sauce. Mrs Windows had a tuna Niçoise salad. The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

Sound like a good idea Tino. Glad to hear you're looking after my girls.

I did wonder why the baby sparked up a pipe after the coffees.

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:12 pm

I'm still bitter about the Carling Cup defeat last week so I'll also be cheering on Villa

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

How would you know?

by **superflyweight** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:19 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Now jeff has arrived, I will join in. Afternoon all.

Great win for Celtic, superfly. Thumping your hated rivals.

The first time since the early part of the 20th century that Rangers had failed to have a shot on target in an Old Firm game so I heard on Sky Sports News yesterday.

Keep the manager in?

Thanks Tina - but I find it hard to care these days. Scottish football has essentially become a tallest dwarf contest and Celtic are standing at the top of a large stepladder.

Manager should stay - he's cheap and we can't afford anyone else and we don't want Lambert.

by kingraf Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:19 pm

Made the equivalent of £600 on Giroud to score and Arsenal to win against Villa. Quite happy that your team is a useless sack of sh.it, Geoff.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

How would you know?

See it all the time with my mates. Organic baby pouches, PTA 'get togethers' at starbuck's. Makes me sick.

by kingraf Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:22 pm

My introduction also has nothing to do with Geoff or Tiña's arrival. I simply have nothing to do

by **superflyweight** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:27 pm

kingraf wrote:My introduction also has nothing to do with Geoff or Tiña's arrival. I simply have nothing to do

Have you read all the magazines in the salon?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

How would you know?

See it all the time with my mates. Organic baby pouches, PTA 'get togethers' at starbuck's. Makes me sick.

So you want me to feed her sh*te from a small glass full of additives just to fit in with the peasants?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:32 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

How would you know?

See it all the time with my mates. Organic baby pouches, PTA 'get togethers' at starbuck's. Makes me sick.

So you want me to feed her sh*te from a small glass full of additives just to fit in with the peasants?

Never did me any harm.....

What's wrong with last night's left over in a food processor?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The little'un had a pouch of baby food. Ella's kitchen Caribbean chicken. She seemed to enjoy it.

The essence of middle class.

How would you know?

See it all the time with my mates. Organic baby pouches, PTA 'get togethers' at starbuck's. Makes me sick.

So you want me to feed her sh*te from a small glass full of additives just to fit in with the peasants?

Never did me any harm.....

What's wrong with last night's left over in a food processor?

Nothing, nothing at all. And we do that quite often.

I just didn't think she would fancy mushed up lamb pathia from the Mughal Kitchen Indian Takeaway, 7 Kneesworth Street, Royston, Hertfordshire, SG8 5AQ.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:38 pm

Is that an advertisement? any good?

I'm heading to the Cotswolds next weekend. Going to cost me a bloody fortune no doubt.

by **Union Cane** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:41 pm

Tino McDougal, Tuesday, 02 July 2013 11:57

Fantastic Food

Wow. Food wad both monstrously portioned and delicious. There was plenty of food to setisfy two complete meals, each very setisfying and filling. I may have found my new favorite Indian restaurant - Mughal Kitchen certainly ranks in my top three in heartford shire.

http://www.mughalkitchen.co.uk/index.php/guest-book

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is that an advertisement? any good?

I'm heading to the Cotswolds next weekend. Going to cost me a bloody fortune no doubt.

It's the best one in Royston. For takeouts anyway.

Cotswolds are a nice part of the world. Dirty weekend with the Mrs?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:43 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Tino McDougal, Tuesday, 02 July 2013 11:57

Fantastic Food

Wow. Food wad both monstrously portioned and delicious. There was plenty of food to setisfy two complete meals, each very setisfying and filling. I may have found my new favorite Indian restaurant - Mughal Kitchen certainly ranks in my top three in heartford shire.

http://www.mughalkitchen.co.uk/index.php/guest-book

I thought you had made that up until I clicked on the link. That is genius.

by kingraf Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:46 pm

Bugger off Fly. I do work you know!

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is that an advertisement? any good?

I'm heading to the Cotswolds next weekend. Going to cost me a bloody fortune no doubt.

It's the best one in Royston. For takeouts anyway.

Cotswolds are a nice part of the world. Dirty weekend with the Mrs?

Her christmas present. One of those coaching inn places. Looks ok and she's pleased with my choice. Got any tweed I can borrow?

by Rowley Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:57 pm

You can't couple tweed with the tech by tumi.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:03 pm

Rowley wrote:You can't couple tweed with the tech by tumi.

For the love of god don't tempt him

by Adam D Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:03 pm

Tino McDougal Jr, Monday, 02 Feb 2014 11:57

Better than the sh1te in small glass jars but...

I had this curry blended by my parents in the food processor beacuse they didnt want to be hipsters. My nappy rash is now a glowing ring of fire due to your chicken Jalfrezy and pilau rice blended into a pulp.

The food at the Ashiana Spice, 7 Baldock Street, Royston, Hertfordshire. SG8 5AY is much kinder to my baby starfish.

http://www.mughalkitchen.co.uk/index.php/guest-book

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:04 pm

Rowley wrote:You can't couple tweed with the tech by tumi.

Come on Jeff! You not even sold by this man bag?

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 10 Earnest-sewn-ttech-tumi

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:06 pm

And has Chris taken a leave of absence?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:10 pm

Adam D wrote:Tino McDougal Jr, Monday, 02 Feb 2014 11:57

Better than the sh1te in small glass jars but...

I had this curry blended by my parents in the food processor beacuse they didnt want to be hipsters. My nappy rash is now a glowing ring of fire due to your chicken Jalfrezy and pilau rice blended into a pulp.

The food at the Ashiana Spice, 7 Baldock Street, Royston, Hertfordshire. SG8 5AY is much kinder to my baby starfish.

http://www.mughalkitchen.co.uk/index.php/guest-book

That's another nice one. That's where we go on the rare occasions we eat out, rather than get a takeaway.

Park in Morrisons carpark just over the road. Quick pre-meal beer in Coach and Horses on the corner. Perfect.

by Rowley Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:20 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:And has Chris taken a leave of absence?

He might be writing a thread, in Chris' case this can take you out of circulation for a month.

by kingraf Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:23 pm

Who locked the Lacy thread?! I was about to unleash a rather long winded diatribe on the Fat one.

No matter, he tees me up quite often.

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:34 pm

"The Chubby One" does appear to be a Mr Grumpy Trousers today. Wonder if the Oyster have cut his hours due to customers complaining about post-felching stubble rash

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:20 pm

Anyone want to talk about insects?

Football?

Anything?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:23 pm

The weather?
No blue skies today.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:23 pm

My old man just sent me a text saying he got married this morning. Pretty random if not that interesting!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:The weather?
No blue skies today.

I'm glad you've acknowledged it, Jules. I know it's not the '80's but he is one of your favourites.

Seany: congratulations to your arl man.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:33 pm

I'd already acknowledged it with my change of location Teen.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:38 pm

Downton Abbey?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'd already acknowledged it with my change of location Teen.

I know. I saw that.

How was Sunday morning? Did you have the club round for some bacon butties to watch Andy in action?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:47 pm

I watched the first 2 sets. Not a tennis fan but couldn't help being impressed. All round best athletes in terms of endurance, agility and skill?

by **Union Cane** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:47 pm

'Action' is pushing it a bit, he quit like a dog.

Endurance? They have a sit down and a drink and a banana every 5 minutes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:48 pm

Union Cane wrote:'Action' is pushing it a bit, he quit like a dog.

Take your word for it, I didn't watch a single second.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:'Action' is pushing it a bit, he quit like a dog.

Take your word for it, I didn't watch a single second.

Church?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:51 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:'Action' is pushing it a bit, he quit like a dog.

Take your word for it, I didn't watch a single second.

Church?

I'd rather watch tennis.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:'Action' is pushing it a bit, he quit like a dog.

Take your word for it, I didn't watch a single second.

Church?

I'd rather watch tennis.

You get some fitties at church. Not as many as waitrose but definitely some half decent old school.

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