The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:When tina ends up as the most northerly man on here things are beyond repair.

I can't work out if you're offending me or complimenting me.

Even I wasn't sure when I wrote it Tina, in the interests of harmony we'll consider it a compliment. Also with Rick seemingly lost to us men of the North, I really can't afford to be overly choosy any more.

I've had to use the Northern Line before so I can step in for him if you need a replacement. And I used to p1ss into a bottle I kep next to my bed and empty it out the window (it was an Evian bottle though, with the top quarter removed).

If you've ever p*ssed in the sink, then I'm willing to rubber stamp your application.

I've p!ssed in your sink Tino - does that count?

Does it count if it's someone's else sink and that sink is inexplicably in their bedroom?

What about a dump in a urinal?

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've p!ssed in your sink Tino - does that count?

I'd never clean it out if that was truly the case.

I p*ssed out of a closed upstairs window once.

superflyweight wrote:Does it count if it's someone's else sink and that sink is inexplicably in their bedroom?  

Yep. Any sink counts.

Union Cane wrote:I p*ssed out of a closed upstairs window once.

You're in.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I p*ssed out of a closed upstairs window once.

You're in.

Fantastic stuff, marvellous. You're in. Lololol.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've p!ssed in your sink Tino - does that count?

I'd never clean it out if that was truly the case.

Have you noticed that Mrs. Windows no longer brushes her teeth?

seanmichaels wrote:What about a dump in a urinal?

Unless the urinal was in someones house, then no.

Good effort, but no.

Rowley wrote:It was all going so well until the Evian bottle revelation Galted. Up until that point I was ready to accept you into the fold. As it is I still hold you in absolute contempt. It's such a fine line sometimes.

What if I'd said that it was a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle and that I smashed the top of with my john thomas?

Of = off

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've p!ssed in your sink Tino - does that count?

I'd never clean it out if that was truly the case.

Have you noticed that Mrs. Windows no longer brushes her teeth?

Yes, but I'd assumed that was to keep me away.

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door!

I don't care, What they're going to say, Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I've p!ssed in your sink Tino - does that count?

I'd never clean it out if that was truly the case.

Have you noticed that Mrs. Windows no longer brushes her teeth?

Yes, but I'd assumed that was to keep me away.

Surely an impossibility

Vegetarian quesadilla - 6/10

Feck it I am handing in my badge, gun and keys to The North

rick_dagless wrote:Vegetarian quesadilla -  6/10

Feck it I am handing in my badge, gun and keys to The North

Jesus Christ, RicK.

What the hell has got into you today?

rick_dagless wrote:Vegetarian quesadilla -  6/10

Feck it I am handing in my badge, gun and keys to The North

I know that these are words but I don't know what they mean.

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Vegetarian quesadilla -  6/10

Feck it I am handing in my badge, gun and keys to The North

I know that these are words but I don't know what they mean.  

I'm loving your location, 'Fly.

Dave will love it as well. He's a massive BON JOVI fan.

Really? I knew he was into HEAVY METAL, but BON JOVI are really METAL and not everyone can cope with it. Dave must be more METAL than I originally thought. He might even like WHITESNAKE?

superflyweight wrote:Really?  I knew he was into HEAVY METAL, but BON JOVI are really METAL and not everyone can cope with it.  Dave must be more METAL than I originally thought.  He might even like WHITESNAKE?  

Dave likes everything from METAL to SOFT ROCK.

He's a particular fan of JON BON JOVI and the boys. Also THE GOO GOO DOLLS, THE DARKNESS and TAYLOR SWIFT.

... and CHARLES & EDDIE.

superflyweight wrote:... and CHARLES & EDDIE.  

It's true. Would I lie to you?

DAVE wrote:Jesus Christ, RicK.

What the hell has got into you today?

Sorry lads, not only am I letting you guys, and the culture cup down, but I am letting myself down too.

I'll buck up...

You can all go phuck yourselves

I don't mind you teasing Sean about being a repressed homosexual due to schoolboy trauma and how it's manifested itself in the form of laddish misogyny and, to be honest, bullsh!t on a massive scale but I will not have you disparage METAL. It's better than jazz (which is basically not playing an instrument properly and laughing at people who don't understand the reasons for it) and all that other plinky plonky garbage you lot listen to

Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

DAVE wrote:When did DAVE become unformed?

Since he cut down on the exercise and ate badly?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.

Phuck off Dave.

Went for Beef and ale pie for tea which i'll supplement with chips and gravy. I'm more norvern than the lot of you.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

It could be a missing "o".

Story of O?

I bet Jules has a well thumbed copy of that in his private quarters.

I don't know what that is, but am reluctant to google it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

RE-ANIMATOR reforming is about as exciting as hearing that they're releasing a "Best ever free-form Jazz" compilation CD. Saw them back in the early 90's when they headlined after DEATH cancelled at the last minute. They were rubbish but then most British thrash bands were. (XENTRIX, SLAMMER, ACID REIGN etc)

Fair enough DAVE... Might give them a miss as you are my reference for all things METAL these days..

Union, if you are at work, don't google it is my advice.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Story of O?

I bet Jules has a well thumbed copy of that in his private quarters.

Haha hahahahhahahah a hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha and ewww and a hahhaah hahahahaha.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

RE-ANIMATOR reforming is about as exciting as hearing that they're releasing a "Best ever free-form Jazz" compilation CD. Saw them back in the early 90's when they headlined after DEATH cancelled at the last minute. They were rubbish but then most British thrash bands were. (XENTRIX, SLAMMER, ACID REIGN etc)

Come on now, Dave. XENTRIX were founding members of the British THRASH METAL genre.

SHATTERED EXISTENCE was a great debut album, and who can forget 1991's eponymous DILUTE TO TASTE.

What a band. I believe they supported GENESIS in their early days.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

RE-ANIMATOR reforming is about as exciting as hearing that they're releasing a "Best ever free-form Jazz" compilation CD. Saw them back in the early 90's when they headlined after DEATH cancelled at the last minute. They were rubbish but then most British thrash bands were. (XENTRIX, SLAMMER, ACID REIGN etc)

He was too busy playing Bill and Ted at chess.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

RE-ANIMATOR reforming is about as exciting as hearing that they're releasing a "Best ever free-form Jazz" compilation CD. Saw them back in the early 90's when they headlined after DEATH cancelled at the last minute. They were rubbish but then most British thrash bands were. (XENTRIX, SLAMMER, ACID REIGN etc)

Come on now, Dave.  XENTRIX were founding members of the British THRASH METAL genre.

SHATTERED EXISTENCE was a great debut album, and who can forget 1991's eponymous DILUTE TO TASTE.

What a band.  I believe they supported GENESIS in their early days.

ACID REIGN were way ahead of their time - in a time when Hardcore was up and coming in the UK they had already created and defined their own genre called Apple Core. Many other bands tried to fit into this genre but all failed and to this day they remain the kings of Apple Core as can be heard on the appropriately named Apple Core Archives that was released on August 4th 2014.

Lyrically, the group tackled a multitude of issues, ranging from criticism of censorship in "Creative Restraint" and the anti-nuclear testing message of "Joke Chain" to the B-movie science fiction of Phantasm and downright silliness, as on the CD bonus track for their album Obnoxious, "This Is Serious".

ShahenshahG wrote:
Haha hahahahhahahah a hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha and ewww and a hahhaah hahahahaha.  

Why do you smoke this sh!t? So as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this sh!t. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be. And there's the way it is. Julius was full of sh!t. Julius was a crusader. Now, I got no fight with any man who does what he's told, but when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that in any of you. Not one.
Y'all love Julius. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome, and ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh? I sh!t on all of you.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
Haha hahahahhahahah a hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha and ewww and a hahhaah hahahahaha.  

Why do you smoke this sh!t? So as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this sh!t. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be. And there's the way it is. Julius was full of sh!t. Julius was a crusader. Now, I got no fight with any man who does what he's told, but when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that in any of you. Not one.
Y'all love Julius. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome, and ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh? I sh!t on all of you.

BARNES? BARNES?

You ain't no God damn firing squad you piece of sh*t.

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Somebody was over at my desk today stating that RE-ANIMATOR are re-forming DAVE

When did DAVE become unformed?

It's at moments like this that I realize we've all been spending too much time with Jules.  

I'm a little surprised the great man hasn't pulled you up on your missing 'e' in your location.

RE-ANIMATOR reforming is about as exciting as hearing that they're releasing a "Best ever free-form Jazz" compilation CD. Saw them back in the early 90's when they headlined after DEATH cancelled at the last minute. They were rubbish but then most British thrash bands were. (XENTRIX, SLAMMER, ACID REIGN etc)

He was too busy playing Bill and Ted at chess.  

You never fails to amuse/depress me Super. They were so influential, they named a genre after them. Bands were so impressed with them they said "We want to be able to play that DEATH metal" and the tag stuck. I dunno why I bother trying to shine the light of truth down your respective tunnels of ignorance (sounds like something sean had done to him at school)

Pearls before swine

FFS here we go again...

No wonder Jeff is absent, this is beneath him...

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
Haha hahahahhahahah a hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha and ewww and a hahhaah hahahahaha.  

Why do you smoke this sh!t? So as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this sh!t. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be. And there's the way it is. Julius was full of sh!t. Julius was a crusader. Now, I got no fight with any man who does what he's told, but when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain't gonna allow that in any of you. Not one.
Y'all love Julius. Oh, you wanna kick ass. Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome, and ain't nobody gonna know. Six of you boys against me. Kill me. Huh? I sh!t on all of you.

I didn't smoke today. Just thought Tinos usual fawning over the fawn worthy Julius backfired because it inadvertently suggested Julius regularly pleasured himself by thumbing his bumhole

rick_dagless wrote:FFS here we go again...

No wonder Jeff is absent, this is beneath him...

It's Tom Berenger in PLATOON. Surprised if TRUSS doesn't come along at some point telling everyone he looks like him

DAVE wrote:It's Tom Berenger in PLATOON. Surprised if TRUSS doesn't come along at some point telling everyone he looks like him

Don't be tempting TRUSS over to the culture cup DAVE... First TRUSS then ONETWO then HH then anarchy...

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:FFS here we go again...

No wonder Jeff is absent, this is beneath him...

It's Tom Berenger in PLATOON. Surprised if TRUSS doesn't come along at some point telling everyone he looks like him

he doesn't.....

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:FFS here we go again...

No wonder Jeff is absent, this is beneath him...

It's Tom Berenger in PLATOON. Surprised if TRUSS doesn't come along at some point telling everyone he looks like him

he doesn't.....

Naughty.