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Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - GSC

Hero wrote:Have I mentioned how your new hair suits you Nando, have you been working out?

"You look terrific sir, have you lost weight?"

Suit you Sir

Barcelona 0-100 Crawley Town

July 18th 2007

Putting up a fake scoreline and date don't mean nothing.

Nando you've been going to the gym?

Marky I've just realised you look like Peter Kay.

Is anyone about?

I was just wondering if there is any game this week? Haven't noticed a change on the homepage that's all, so I'm just curious. I've not got a lot to do anyway, my transfers are done, just got my tactics to do for this week.

All Tactics to me by Monday 9th Feb FL

I will be voting Tuesday afternoon as busy in morning..

Ah right thanks. I didn't see that on early, just needed it clarifying, cheers.

It's best to assume we are playing matches each week unless the season has finished or stated otherwise. In addition to this, it is usually posted in the original post of these home pages.

I knew we were playing this week because we won't usually have a week off but I just didn't know who I was sending my tactics to. Thanks again though.

Koba wrote:Barcelona 0-100 Crawley Town

July 18th 2007

Putting up a fake scoreline and date don't mean nothing.

Nando you've been going to the gym?

Marky I've just realised you look like Peter Kay.

I'm going to start calling you Mr Wenger insisting you are right.

Someone else puts up the score, hero himself agrees, yet you still insist you are right

Darren Fletcher captains West Brom in his first game, 2-0 down to Burnley.

Its almost as if Darren Fletcher being a winner was because he played for Manchester United.

Me & Marky are in the same group for Tournament

He is the mighty AC Milan
Im the lowly Palermo(Dybala is tonk)

Good morning all,

How are you all?

So, how jammy were United yesterday?

(Angry answer from Viva awaited)

They missed Darren fletcher's winning instincts

And lovely comment from Big Sam about long ball United

Got to be honest, I started watching it and got very bored, so switched off after a while. I watched the two games earlier and whilst the Burnley-WBA game was alright, having watched the tedium of Newcastle-Stoke, I couldn't face finishing the last game.

I even watched a bit of Ajax v Go Ahead yesterday. Ajax were so attacking, they lined up with Klaassen and Sinkgraven as their deep lying midfielders

It was an alright game I thought, although not too many clear scoring chances. Most of ours came from set pieces and United don't look like they know how to defend them. If we had Carroll we may have scored a few more.

I did switch it off pretty early tbh, probably after 15-20 minutes. What I saw probably wasn't a fair reflection.

I didn't even bother watching the merseyside derby in the end. Recorded it as has a family party, and then received plenty of texts about it being 0-0 and dire, so on getting home at 10 on saturday night, I really couldn't be bothered to stay up and watch it.

Got to say from the football I did see over the weekend, I get more and more impressed with Lasse Schone each time. He was brilliant. When soddy's old players become available, there's a bargain AM/CF in there!

Just watch the highlights on motd afro. If you can stand the excellent pundits there.

sodhat wrote:So, how jammy were United yesterday?

(Angry answer from Viva awaited)

I can't moan, we were so poor. At this rate we won't make top 4, the performances are no better than Moyes reign. We've shown a bit more fighting spirt but it's not enough. There's no balance in the side and LVG needs to pick the best Xi instead of trying to fit Di Maria, Falcao, RVP in the same side. Drop some of them, especially Di Maria who hasn't shown any interest since he joined. Rooney needs to play up front and why does Herrera not start?

nadeem2099 wrote:Just watch the highlights on motd afro. If you can stand the excellent pundits there.

You're not saying much about United oh yeah because you're lot got hammered 4-0 haha.

I was thinking about what you said the other day and Arsenal relying so much on Sanchez - how many points do you think De Gea has earnt United this season?

I noticed in the news about him potentially signing a new deal and Real looking at Courtois instead. Looks like that could be a big priority

[quote="Koba"]

TheSecondComing wrote:it's like me wanting to sleep with Anna Hatheway in dark knight rises.  She's way above my level but at least I can say I've played with the best.

If that's 'above your level', then you must have Quasimodo and Peter Beardsley with you. Anne Hathaway is rank.

GSC wrote:Darren Fletcher captains West Brom in his first game, 2-0 down to Burnley.

Its almost as if Darren Fletcher being a winner was because he played for Manchester United.

Fletcher was so poor. Making his debut, handed the captaincy, apparently brought in to mentor Saido Berahino. We go 2-0 down, he's toothless, Berahino sulks, and it's left to two guys not fit to wear our shirt (Brunt and Ideye) to score the goals.

I will say it here - we are going down.

Afro wrote:I was thinking about what you said the other day and Arsenal relying so much on Sanchez - how many points do you think De Gea has earnt United this season?

I noticed in the news about him potentially signing a new deal and Real looking at Courtois instead. Looks like that could be a big priority

On the top of my head I'd say between 10-12.

Signing a deal will only command a better deal for us it won't make him stay. Courtois has no reason to leave, playing for a team competing for the title, he has already played in Spain. De Gea is Spanish born in Madrid and can be the heir to Casillas. I'm expecting him to leave one day and even though I'll be sad we've lost better players before.

TheSecondComing wrote:

Koba wrote:

TheSecondComing wrote:it's like me wanting to sleep with Anna Hatheway in dark knight rises.  She's way above my level but at least I can say I've played with the best.

If that's 'above your level', then you must have Quasimodo and Peter Beardsley with you. Anne Hathaway is rank.

Anne Hathaway is rank?  That's probably the funniest thing I've heard from you and you do say a lot. If Anne Hathaway is rank then you must be sleeping with super elite level super models that the public have never seen because they're so hot. Now if you said she's hot but not my cup of tea I'd put my hands up and say fair enough Mahmood. What's your idea of a hot women?

Azzy you've got the worst taste in women among the pretend managers on here.

My tactics are in.

Tactics sent to Nando

Koba wrote:Anne Hathaway is rank?  That's probably the funniest thing I've heard from you and you do say a lot. If Anne Hathaway is rank then you must be sleeping with super elite level super models that the public have never seen because they're so hot. Now if you said she's hot but not my cup of tea I'd put my hands up and say fair enough Mahmood. What's your idea of a hot women?

Women with short hair look like men. So you have essentially told me you fancy men.

There is no woman in the world with short hair I'd want to badonk with. If she grew hair, maybe.

I guess I fancy men then.

I'm sorry Mahmood but if she asked you to bone her you'd jump at the chance.

I'll get my tactics in now btw.

Hang on, has someone updated the injuries this week because I've got the exact same injuries from 2 weeks ago?

Basel
Arlind Ajeti
Behrang Safari
Memphis Depay

That's your injuries.

Those were exactly the same last week? And there isn't anything on the injuries page for this week either.

Those are game week 3 injuries, game week 4 injuries will be posted tomorrow at 12pm.

But I didn't play any of those players last week because I thought they were injured. I thought they were injured from gameweek 2 meaning they couldn't play in gameweek 3? This is game week 4 isn't it?

The injuries I posted above are for gm3. Gm4 will be posted tomorrow.

I know the random generator isn't very random. I've seen loads of repeats on there

Oh ok, I got you now.

Just as likely to be a repeat as any other combination

Whats happened to sodhat

Trebs wrote:I know the random generator isn't very random. I've seen loads of repeats on there

Genk
Lazlo Koteles
Luca Caldirola
Siebe Schrijvers

Patrice Evra
Dusan Tadic
Heung Min Son

Jamaal Lascelles
Joe Mason
Rolando Aarons

9 different injuries in 3 weeks.

FC Giroud
Younes Kaabouni
Xabi Alonso
Diafra Sakho

Azbe Jug
Benoit Tremoulinas
Goncalo Guedes

Lucas Silva
Aleix Vidal
Yacine Brahimi

9 different injuries out of 9 in 3 weeks

Montepellier
Anton Mitryushkin
Benedikt Howedes
Raheem Sterling

Hugo Campagnaro
Gylfi Sirgyrdsson
Divock Origi

Anton Mitryushkin
Hugo Campagnaro
Lewis Holtby

8 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

Paok
Daley Sinkgraven
Jeremy Menez
Jonas Hector

Steven Gerrard
Sammir
Angelo Ogbonna

Juan Bernat
Karim Rekik
Sammir

8 out of 9  different injuries in 3 weeks

Verona
Alvaro Dominguez
Javier Mascherano
Mauro Zarate

Javier Mascherano
Adnan Januzaj
Cristian Tello

Curtis Davies
Michael Carrick
Layvin Kurzawa

8 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

Twente
Reece James
Ryan Gauld
Julian Green

Adrian Rabiot
Cesc Fabregas
James McCarthy

Reece James
Hakan Calhanoglu
Keita Balde Diao

8 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

Bremen
Clemens Fritz
Ashley Cole
Cédric Makiadi

Richard Strebinger
Aleksander Stevanovic
Arkadiusz Milik

Marcos Alonso
Cédric Makiadi
Adam Maher

8 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

Granada
Gianlugi Buffon
Erik Durm
Mitchel te Vrede

Fabinho
Diego Buonanotte
Adam Ljalic

Fabinho
Ron Vlaar
Alexis Sanchez

8 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

Basel
Gaston Sauro
Arlind Ajeti
Daley Blind

Yaan Sommer
Daley Blind
Paulo Dybala

Arlind Ajeti
Behrang Safari
Memphis Depay

7 out of 9 different injuries in 3 weeks

There's 209 players in this league, 81 players have been injured and 8 have been injured twice. We've had 73 different injuries in three weeks. I don't know it ranks among other injuries in previous leagues. I've got a random generator on my phone that I use, if you'd like to take over injuries I would be more than happy. It'll free up space on my phone and decrease the background usage on my phone. I pay £38 a month for my contract and if I go over my monthly Internet data I have to pay extra and that is partially because of the random generator app, if you want to pay me £2 a month for my contract I'll gladly use the app otherwise keep your jabaroni trap shut or else I'll lay the smack down on your not so candy ass.

Olly wrote:Whats happened to sodhat

He is still around comments like once per day. How are you Olly? How's work? Have you got a girlfriend?

Yeah I don't really have an issue with random.org

Koba wrote:

Olly wrote:Whats happened to sodhat

He is still around comments like once per day. How are you Olly? How's work? Have you got a girlfriend?

Work is busy, busy and boring I preferred it when it was not busy and interesting

No no girlfriend, I pulled a proper fat one mid January literally just for some fun, I'm that desperate. Now she won't leave me alone I don't know if my wallet could deal with the KFC she wants

Noah has been taken on for an initial 6 weeks with Bury FC

#Overrated

Remember Lawyers expire at Midnight as said last week They shall be done in the afternoon tomorrow unless wake up early (Before 10)

Hero how long is it before he's available on TM? Congratz to him

Reckon about another 7 years before he appears there
I will be so chuffed if he ever did!