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Teams
FC Basel - Football Light
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - GSC

Almost sent just a pm with my teams injuries to Nando this week lol.

Yeah you would be on the end of a 6-0 drubbing if that happened

Morning all,

How are you all, good luck Marky by the way.

Cheers, you too. Hoping my new signings strengthen my side, after my Week 1 defeat. Although to be fair in Week 1 I was also missing Howedes so my defence should be a lot stronger now.

Cheers mate. I've not sat back by any means and I've given it a go, I feel I gave my players some decent instructions too which I am happy with.

I was impressed by your side when I did results last week, very solid side you've built.

Just for a quick opinion on a JA606 transfer;

First XI:
Buffon
Alves Subotic Howedes Gaya
Khedira Pirlo
Sterling Fabregas Hazard
Rooney

Second XI:
Mandanda
Manquillo Sokratis Evans Davies
Gonalons Perez
Valencia Firmino El Shaarawy
Lukaku

or

First XI:
Buffon
Alves Subotic Howedes Gaya
Khedira Pirlo
Schurrle Fabregas Hazard
Rooney

Second XI:
Mandanda
Manquillo Sokratis Evans Davies
Gonalons Perez
Valencia Hamsik Gaitan
Lukaku

Cheers mate, if you want mine I would say the second set with Schurrle.

Olly wrote:

Koba wrote:

Olly wrote:Whats happened to sodhat

He is still around comments like once per day. How are you Olly? How's work? Have you got a girlfriend?

Work is busy, busy and boring I preferred it when it was not busy and interesting

No no girlfriend, I pulled a proper fat one mid January literally just for some fun, I'm that desperate. Now she won't leave me alone I don't know if my wallet could deal with the KFC she wants

I was "going out" with a Welsh girl and boinked her last weekend. It was so mundane that we decided not to see each other anymore. That actually happened.

I was never especially attracted to her anyway, she was all freckly.

QOTD:
Worst sexual encounter

Marky wrote:Just for a quick opinion on a JA606 transfer;

First XI:
Buffon
Alves Subotic Howedes Gaya
Khedira Pirlo
Sterling Fabregas Hazard
Rooney

Second XI:
Mandanda
Manquillo Sokratis Evans Davies
Gonalons Perez
Valencia Firmino El Shaarawy
Lukaku

or

First XI:
Buffon
Alves Subotic Howedes Gaya
Khedira Pirlo
Schurrle Fabregas Hazard
Rooney

Second XI:
Mandanda
Manquillo Sokratis Evans Davies
Gonalons Perez
Valencia Hamsik Gaitan
Lukaku

Id go with the first team but I'd drop Pirlo play Fabregas in his role and Hamsik in AM. I reckon Schurrle will do well at Wolfsburg he got an assist on his debut.

Marky wrote:QOTD:
Worst sexual encounter

Well that was mine.

It just weird and she had really dry lips. Face lips, I should say, I'm not that crude.

Mine was many years ago, first date, back at hers, we go all the way but the condom she had was quite old, and dried up very quickly. It made it very uncomfortable for her and I barely felt anything, so neither of us finished, we just kinda stopped. She said it reminded her of when she was raped (which was news to me) and she ran out crying.

Also Trainspotting was on in the background, the part where Renton was sweating out the effects of no drugs and the dead baby was crawling along the ceiling. Quite an odd experience.

Viva - well done on disproving the nonrandomness of the injuries. Good research, well-laid out evidence. You're a credit to fake online football management.

Hero - congrats mate. Didn't the Nevilles start there as nippers?

Marky - I was once offered a massage by a girlfriend. She proceeded to handcuff me, blindfold me, take pictures, then make me eat mini eggs from her sn@ch. Never eaten one since, it was a pure fishfest.

TheSecondComing wrote:Viva - well done on disproving the nonrandomness of the injuries. Good research, well-laid out evidence. You're a credit to fake online football management.

Hero - congrats mate. Didn't the Nevilles start there as nippers?

Marky - I was once offered a massage by a girlfriend. She proceeded to handcuff me, blindfold me, take pictures, then make me eat mini eggs from her sn@ch. Never eaten one since, it was a pure fishfest.

Made me cry at my desk.

I know, it's not often we can say that about Viva. But he did a good job disproving that wild allegation by Trebs.

TheSecondComing wrote:Viva - well done on disproving the nonrandomness of the injuries. Good research, well-laid out evidence. You're a credit to fake online football management.

Hero - congrats mate. Didn't the Nevilles start there as nippers?

Marky - I was once offered a massage by a girlfriend. She proceeded to handcuff me, blindfold me, take pictures, then make me eat mini eggs from her sn@ch. Never eaten one since, it was a pure fishfest.

Cheers Azzy, I don't think I proved anything as I don't have anything to compare it with but I don't think it's common as Mighty made out to be.

I've been surprised at the lack of repeat injuries this season. Normally I'd not have been able to play Sanchez yet due to him being injured three consecutive weeks. It's the most random injuries have been.

My main man Maher was injured this week

Mini Announcement
Lawyers will up around 3-4pm hopefully

Later today...gives me time to think about signings

Can someone post 3 injuries for Paok please.

Cancelled due to PAOK being my opponent this week...

Actually best not to use those as I just realised I'm playing them.

No one else is going to do them and I fully trust you Azzy. Can you post some for Paok on the injury page.

Viva, I just looked at my injuries and James Wilson isn't in my squad mate so I'll need another one drawn.

Miky you don't need injuries.

Week 4
Bordeaux v Verona
Basel v Montpellier
PAOK v Granada
Twente v Genk

Vote: Miky

Woops I forgot lol thanks.

League table done. Scorers tomorrow I reckon.

Question for the afternoon:

If you were to choose your favourite team from the following leagues then who would it be? You can add why if you wish.

Eredivisie
La Liga
Bundesliga
Ligue 1
Portugal.

Mine are:

PSV
Barcelona
Dortmund
Marseille
Porto

Trebs is being properly targetted on JA606 Dream League. If he wasn't thicker skinned I'd say he were being bullied.

Holymiky wrote:Question for the afternoon:

If you were to choose your favourite team from the following leagues then who would it be? You can add why if you wish.

Eredivisie
La Liga
Bundesliga
Ligue 1
Portugal.

Mine are:

PSV
Barcelona
Dortmund
Marseille
Porto

Mine would be;

PSV as my mates follow them from a random trip to one of their games, no other allegiance so why not?
Real Madrid originally for Zidane, then for Beckham, then for Owen, then for C.Ronaldo, then for Bale
Dortmund for the Wembley Champions League final, their fans were awesome
PSG originally for Zlatan, even if he's a man sausage
Benfica as I like their style of play

Eredivisie - Ajax, always and forever
La Liga - Atletico Madrid. Simeone is a beast.
Bundesliga - Schalke. Great stadium, great fans, some great players in years gone by.
Ligue 1 - Lyon. They had the good Juninho and some great players too.
Portugal - Benfica. Used to love playing as them on Sensible Soccer. Paolo Futre FTW!

Marky wrote:Trebs is being properly targetted on JA606 Dream League. If he wasn't thicker skinned I'd say he were being bullied.

They're trying it. Bunch of spoilt brats the lot of them. I can't see why Fan prefers ja over v2, especially with the managers we have vs ja. Barmy.

The other league I'm on isn't so bad, but that league seems very cliquey.

Thiago Motta - £5m

The person who offers me £6m can buy him, otherwise he goes to Lawyers.

Bítches

Aye aye, look who's back

CF?

TheSecondComing wrote:Thiago Motta - £5m

The person who offers me £6m can buy him, otherwise he goes to Lawyers.

I don't have £6m, would you accept a trade or does it have to be cash?

Has to be cash Markus, or close to with a cheap p/ex.

Who is Brooksy?

me i'm Brooksy

Yeah I get that but who were you before or are you genuinely new?

I wasn't anyone before

In that case I'd suggest making your first post on a new forum, specifically targeting a group of people you've never had discourse with before, "bitches" is somewhat bizarre

TheSecondComing wrote:Has to be cash Markus, or close to with a cheap p/ex.

With bonus and Jose Fonte's lawyer, I can get to £5m. Then add someone like Kehl or Keita.

I am bizarre....but yet ya'll replied

Okay Marky, £5m + Kehl is a deal.

Alright. Will need to wait for Nando to do results and give bonuses, but once done I'll do what I need to do and confirm it