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FC Basel - Football Light
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - GSC

Koba wrote:I seen it now after googling yoghurt, give it a couple of years and they'll be selling it in those posh restaurants.

I've got the worst flu ever, I can take it but I can't take not being able to taste food and the whole reason we eat is because of the taste. What's the quickest way I can get my taste back.

The whole reason we eat is to survive Viva, not because we just like nice tastes...

If this was the stone age, I gurantee you'd be the first bloke to cop it.

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:I seen it now after googling yoghurt, give it a couple of years and they'll be selling it in those posh restaurants.

I've got the worst flu ever, I can take it but I can't take not being able to taste food and the whole reason we eat is because of the taste. What's the quickest way I can get my taste back.

The whole reason we eat is to survive Viva, not because we just like nice tastes...

If this was the stone age, I gurantee you'd be the first bloke to cop it.

It's people like you that is the reason why our chef's struggle internationally. Stuck in the dark ages, eating food because of sustinence and not dying. Lump in on a plate, doesn't have to taste good!

Purists like me and Viva who appreciate food for how good it looks and how nice it tastes can see the way forward.

Debatable, if I was living in a country with little or no food then yes I'd eat for survival but luckily I'm not so I eat for pleasure. You'll never see me eating racoon Winkle or something revolting that you'd find on I'm a celebrity.

True, I reckon I'd be decent in hunting a deer and protecting my tribe from cave lions.

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:I seen it now after googling yoghurt, give it a couple of years and they'll be selling it in those posh restaurants.

I've got the worst flu ever, I can take it but I can't take not being able to taste food and the whole reason we eat is because of the taste. What's the quickest way I can get my taste back.

The whole reason we eat is to survive Viva, not because we just like nice tastes...

If this was the stone age, I gurantee you'd be the first bloke to cop it.

It's people like you that is the reason why our chef's struggle internationally. Stuck in the dark ages, eating food because of sustinence and not dying. Lump in on a plate, doesn't have to taste good!

Purists like me and Viva who appreciate food for how good it looks and how nice it tastes can see the way forward.

Transfermarkt have updated Premier League values, according to those on JA. All I know is Harry Kane's gone up a lot...

I think it could still be argued that the first reason that you are eating is to not die, and then it tasing nice is the secondary requirement.

Ive made a lot of money from the updates

Got a big boost for Clyne and Matic.

Think I have made about £22m from recent increases

Gabriel - 2.6m to 10.56m
Bellerin - 500k to 1.32m
Azpilicueta - 17.6m to 18.48m ( He got screwed IMO)
Sterling up to 26.4m (Pretty much what i paid Marky)
Ibe - 500k to 1.76m
Sakho - 3.5m to 7m
Perez - 1.8m to 4.8m
Bony -15m to 22m
Aguero 39.6m to 44m

That Bony one looks a bit iffy.

Buys Bony at lunchtime for 15m, 3 hours later gets a 7m increase.
You got an insider at TM Nando?

No i was going to buy Moussa Sissoko then saw had enough money for Bony due to the voting bonus so went in that direction at the last minute

Nice stuff. Disappointed to lose, but not away from home against a Genk side. Time to tweak my tactics maybe and start playing 2 up top potentially. I love the formation 4-2-3-1 and did so even when 4-4-2 was in fashion because it works so well.

How can we tell when the increase happened. If you click on the link on your TP, his price is £22m and it says as of today

If you get a lawyer for him this week I'm calling in the match fixers

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/market-values-premier-league-big-plus-for-kane-and-hazard/view/news/188213

The page went up an hour ago You have to take an hour off due to the time difference

The only premier league player that I have is Terry.

Afro wrote:How can we tell when the increase happened. If you click on the link on your TP, his price is £22m and it says as of today

If you get a lawyer for him this week I'm calling in the match fixers

To be fair if you look at 90% of the players ive bought in the last few weeks they were all bought for the updates

In hindsight i should of bought Ings like Azzy did 7 mins before me as he's gone up to 8.8m

I always think when players from foreign countries come over to the PL, they seem to get much worse. I guess this shows just how much better the PL is rather than everywhere else in the world really.

Of my players:

Gibbs 11.4 > 12.3 = +.9m
Blackett 440k > 880k = +.5m
McCarthy 11.4m > 15m = +3.6m
Hazard 42.2m > 52.8m = +10.6m

Presumably Germany and Spain also went up fairly recently too? As Bernat, Robben and Mandzukic are all worth more than I paid for them

Fabregas, Costa and Sanchez have really struggled

Afro wrote:Presumably Germany and Spain also went up fairly recently too? As Bernat, Robben and Mandzukic are all worth more than I paid for them

Yeah they were up between the last 2-3 weeks i believe hence why i went about purchasing PL players

Germany 4th feb
Spain 25th Jan

This is why I don't put my transfermarkt values up on my page, can't be bothered with the extra work to change them when they update.

I've never bothered. If anyone's interested they can.look.it.up themselves

Anyone up for a late night deal (looking for CB or RB)

Yeah I'm here, Caceres and Diet possible

Qotd.

Spoiler:

Trebs wrote:Qotd.

Spoiler:

When Nando decides.

1. Name a type of bowler in cricket
2. Name a Marvel superhero
3. Name a female footballer
4. A type of dog
5. A position in rugby
6. A footballer with an ugly WAG
7. A type of vegetable

Viva PM'd me saying send answers to him by 2:30 and he'll do sheep today.

I've only received sheep answers from Hero, I need at least 4 more answers to make it worthwhile doing sheep.

Friday the 13th today. I bet that's why activity is low. Viva walk under a ladder and test the superstition out for the sake of mankind.

Done.

Answers sent.

nadeem2099 wrote:Friday the 13th today. I bet that's why activity is low. Viva walk under a ladder and test the superstition out for the sake of mankind.

I don't believe in superstition.

Need 1 more so I can do sheep.

Where you at marky, nando, tupac, afro, azzy get your answers in.

I've received 5. I'm going to have some soup now so the rest have till 2:30.

Sheep answers in my next post.

Name a fast bowler in cricket?
Nando - Fast
Afro - Fast
Nadeem - Fast
Miky - Spinner
Mighty - Spinner
Hero - Spinner

Nando 3
Afro 3
Nadeem 3
Mighty 3
Miky 3
Hero 3

Name a Marvel superhero
Nando - Superman
Afro - Spiderman
Nadeem - Spiderman
Miky - Spiderman
Mighty - Spiderman
Hero - Spiderman

Nando 4
Afro 8
Nadeem 8
Mighty 8
Miky 8
Hero 8

Name a female footballer
Nando - Marta
Afro - Kelly Smith
Nadeem - Stephanie Roche
Miky - Toni Duggan
Mighty - Casey Stoney
Hero - Hope Solo

Afro 9
Nadeem 9
Mighty 9
Miky 9
Hero 9
Nando 5

A type of dog?
Nando - Alsation
Afro - Labrador
Nadeem - Pitbull
Miky - Labrador
Mighty - Husky
Hero - Bulldog

Afro 11
Miky 11
Nadeem 10
Mighty 10
Hero 10
Nando 6

A position in Rugby?
Nando - Hooker
Afro - Outside half
Nadeem - Sweeper
Miky - Fly half
Mighty - Prop
Hero - Hooker


Afro 13
Miky 13
Hero 12
Nadeem 11
Mighty 11
Nando 8

Koba wrote:A position in Rugby?
Nando - Hooker
Afro - Outside half
Nadeem - Sweeper
Miky - Fly half
Mighty - Prop
Hero - Hooker


Afro 12
Hero 12
Miky 12
Nadeem 11
Mighty 11
Nando 8

Outside half and fly half are the same. It's like saying centre back or centre half. Or cheeseburger and hamburger

A footballer with an ugly wag?
Nando - Ashley Young
Afro - Nadeems husband (lol)
Nadeem - Wayne Rooney
Miky - No idea
Mighty - David Bentley
Hero - David Beckham


Afro 14
Miky 14
Hero 13
Nadeem 12
Mighty 12
Nando 9

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:A position in Rugby?
Nando - Hooker
Afro - Outside half
Nadeem - Sweeper
Miky - Fly half
Mighty - Prop
Hero - Hooker


Afro 12
Hero 12
Miky 12
Nadeem 11
Mighty 11
Nando 8

Outside half and fly half are the same. It's like saying centre back or centre half. Or cheeseburger and hamburger

I've amended the scores.

What do you call a burger with cheese but no onions and what do you call a burger with cheese and onions!?

A type of vegetable?
Nando - Carrot
Afro - Carrot
Nadeem - Carrot
Miky - Pea
Mighty - Root
Hero - Carrot

Afro 18 -
Hero 17
Nadeem 16
Miky 15
Mighty 13
Nando 13

Congratulations Afro, deserved champion.

Koba wrote:

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:A position in Rugby?
Nando - Hooker
Afro - Outside half
Nadeem - Sweeper
Miky - Fly half
Mighty - Prop
Hero - Hooker


Afro 12
Hero 12
Miky 12
Nadeem 11
Mighty 11
Nando 8

Outside half and fly half are the same. It's like saying centre back or centre half. Or cheeseburger and hamburger

I've amended the scores.

What do you call a burger with cheese but no onions and what do you call a burger with cheese and onions!?

I call them a cheeseburger and a cheeseburger. What do you call a burger with no cheese, but onions and what do you call a burger with no cheese and no onions

It is a bit like saying a Big Mac and a Quarterpounder with cheese are the same thing

Thanks for stepping up to the plate and doing sheep Viva

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:A position in Rugby?
Nando - Hooker
Afro - Outside half
Nadeem - Sweeper
Miky - Fly half
Mighty - Prop
Hero - Hooker


Afro 12
Hero 12
Miky 12
Nadeem 11
Mighty 11
Nando 8

Outside half and fly half are the same. It's like saying centre back or centre half. Or cheeseburger and hamburger

I've amended the scores.

What do you call a burger with cheese but no onions and what do you call a burger with cheese and onions!?

I call them a cheeseburger and a cheeseburger. What do you call a burger with no cheese, but onions and what do you call a burger with no cheese and no onions

It is a bit like saying a Big Mac and a Quarterpounder with cheese are the same thing

My message didn't post.

I'd say can I have a hamburger with no cheese and only onions and a hamburger with no cheese or onions. Salad, mayo, onions and cheese are toppings that you add to the hamburger.

Afro wrote:Thanks for stepping up to the plate and doing sheep Viva

I feel like Alexis Sanchez carrying the Arsenal side, someone has to do it.