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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May - 8:06

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'



* - an award I made up just now.

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Post by Glas a du Sat 4 Jun - 21:17

Oh for the bling, for the bling of a chav!
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Post by greybeard Sat 4 Jun - 21:55

Goatee...... or Brazilian?

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Post by Glas a du Sat 4 Jun - 22:09

Too many facelifts?
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Post by Breadvan Sat 4 Jun - 22:18

I really miss big league chew...
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Post by Glas a du Sat 4 Jun - 23:14

Chew bacco? Nnnmiiiiiiiinnnngggrriiiioooowwwrrr.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 5 Jun - 19:16

The blackbird taught the seagull how to dance.

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Post by Glas a du Sun 5 Jun - 20:57

And the stoat taught the rabbit randy when you have the chance.
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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 7:46

Gale force 8
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 7:53

'You're So Vain' by Carly Simon. Surely if you think a song's about you when it isn't, that's paranoia not vanity. But in any case, she's mocking this bloke for thinking the song's about him when it clearly is about him, so the joke's on you, Miss Simon.

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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 8:02

Nobody does it better though...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 8:19

Ah, that's another one: she should be singing 'nobody does it half as WELL as you,' not 'half as good as you.' Pull your finger out, Simon!

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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 8:34

She tipped your bins over or something? Very Happy
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 9:11

Don't get me started on bins!

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 9:14

"...your horse naturally won" come on! If you hate the guy you would accuse him of doping, wouldn't you?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 9:19

Horses for courses. GCSEs and Hay Levels.

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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 9:28

...and if there's a total eclipse of the sun in Nova Scotia, He's going to go there isn't he? Jeez women...
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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 9:29

I have some leftover risotto. I could be here for days.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 9:59

My friend has married an equine vet. Blydi clever horse.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 10:00

I don't like horses. Cows, I like.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 10:08

I don't get it. It's a random thread. I don't get it.

Whistle
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 10:21

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

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Post by eirebilly Mon 6 Jun - 10:25

What the hell is this thread about??
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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 10:54

eirebilly wrote:What the hell is this thread about??

Billy - it started on the old 606. You can just post random comments or words....it's not meant to make sense. Like a random stream of consciousness.......or virtual Tourettes.

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Post by eirebilly Mon 6 Jun - 11:02

Ok, thought there was something extra wrong with me today.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 11:08

Gabba gabba hey.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 11:25

"...virtual tourettes..."

Laugh

We provide a stress relief service that does not involve five knuckle shuffle. rose
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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 11:56

It's a trap!
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Post by eirebilly Mon 6 Jun - 12:10

One thing is for sure, there are some funny comments in this thread.
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Post by XR Mon 6 Jun - 12:18

Here's a fun game inspried by Twitter...

Change 'Love' to 'Lube' Songs.

I was made for Lubing you - Kiss
Whole Lotta Lube - Led Zep
Make you feel my Lube - Adele

Any more for any more? Wink

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 12:31

'Are you Ready for Lube?' - Elton John

'Lube me Tender' - Elvis Presley.


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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 12:44

Lube Don't Live Here Anymore - Rolls Royce
Lube of the Common People - Paul Young
Radar Lube - Golden Earring
I Don't Want Your Lube - Duran Duran

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 12:46

Lube Action - The Human League

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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 12:51

Lube Is A Stranger - The Eurythmics
Lube Makes The World Go Round - Madonna
Lube is in the Air - John Paul Young

We could be here all day...

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Post by Breadvan Mon 6 Jun - 12:51

'The greatest Lube of all' - Whitney houston

'One Lube' - Stone roses

'Lube song' - Simple minds

'You got the Lube' - Candi stanton,florence etc ...
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Post by robbo277 Mon 6 Jun - 12:53

The Beatles - 'All You Need Is Lube'

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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 12:59

The Greatest Lube of All - Whitney Houston
Ordinary Lube - Sade
All Out of Lube - Air Supply
I Want To KNow What Lube Is - Foreigner
Lube Walked In - Thunder
The Power of Lube - Jennifer Rush
What's Lube Got To Do With It - Tina Turner

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 13:03

Tainted Lube - Soft Cell.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 13:06

Ones that don't work:

I'm not in lube -10cc
I feel lube - Donna Summer
When you're in lube with a beautiful woman - Dr Hook
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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 13:08

Soft cell is too clever a band name by half.
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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 13:22

Very Happy

When Lube Comes To Town - U2


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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 13:24

Glas a du wrote:Soft cell is too clever a band name by half.

The worst band name I ever heard was Crystalised Movements.

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Post by MeanAsCustard Mon 6 Jun - 13:37

I was in a band once called....

... and I apologise in advance for this...

... Placenta Junkie

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 14:08

There was a Bis ripoff band in the late '90s called Dweeb. That's a stupid name for a band. There was another in the early 2000s called the Test Icicles. How you take a band seriously when they have a name like that?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 6 Jun - 14:10

I've played this song title game before, but you had to replace 'love' with 'knob.' You could have some crackers with that.

My Knob is like a Red, Red Rose.

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Post by Gibson Mon 6 Jun - 14:11

WHY oh WHY must I always explain?

Explain what?

See, there ya go again...
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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 14:31

There is (or was) a band called Crazy Pork sword.

The song game:

No Ordinary Knob
Knob The One You're With
The Greatest Knob Of All

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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 14:32

The swear filter made that even funnier! Laugh

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Post by Cari Mon 6 Jun - 14:36

Knob In An Elevator
Knob Me in the Morning
Knob Ressurection
Knobbing You Is A Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Do It
I Knob You Knob, You Knob Me Too Knob...

I'm enjoying this... laughing


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Post by greybeard Mon 6 Jun - 14:37

And AIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alllllllllllllllways knob youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ooooh-eh-hoooooooo

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Post by Glas a du Mon 6 Jun - 14:40

A crazy little thing called knob

I will always knob you (drat, beaten to it!)

Knob hurts
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