Random factor, like a tractor...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May 2011, 8:06 am

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

* - an award I made up just now.

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:42 pm

Can anybody fiiind meeeeeeeeeeeee, somebodyyyyy tooooooooooooooo knowoowooowooowooob! Find me, find me, find me etc.

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:46 pm

Knob Changes Everything
Knob Me Tender
A Little Knobbin' Goes A Long Way

by Gibson Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:47 pm

I'll do it for sixpence...
I'll do it for a bob...

It all depends on the size of yer...

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:49 pm

Gibson wrote:I'll do it for sixpence...
I'll do it for a bob...

It all depends on the size of yer...

How do you know my chat up line? Smile

by MeanAsCustard Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

We didn't get many gigs... so we changed the name...

by greybeard Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:52 pm

Gibson wrote:I'll do it for sixpence...
I'll do it for a bob...

It all depends on the size of yer...

...overdraft?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:55 pm

Knob Shack - The B52s.

I would do anything for Knob (But I won't do That) - Meat Loaf.

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 2:59 pm

How Can I Knob You More.
Saving All My Knob.
Knob Will Save The Day
Knob Really Hurts Without You

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:03 pm

Whole lotta knob
Lay your knob on me
Bad knob

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:39 pm

You've got to hide your knob away

You make knobbing fun

Knob will tear us apart again

Only knob can break your heart

(Welsh) mor o goc

by Gibson Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:40 pm

Cari wrote:
Gibson wrote:I'll do it for sixpence...
I'll do it for a bob...

It all depends on the size of yer...

How do you know my chat up line?

Cos I asked you and came up short?

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:42 pm

I was made to knob her

Who feels knob

It must be knob

The look of knob

Give me some knobbing

(I can't believe Cari missed this one) you knob us

Groovy kind of knob

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:44 pm

Bye bye knob

Can't buy me knob

Every day I knob you less and less

Big knob

Knob me do

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:50 pm

Mor O Goc

I can't believe I missed the Manics as well Doh

Gimme Some Knobbin'
We Knob You
You Give Knob A Bad Name

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:51 pm

And the last word to Nat King Cole

Let there be you,
Let there be me,
Let there be oysters
Under the sea

Let there be wind
And occasional rain
Chili con carne
Sparkling champagne

Let there be birds
To sing in the trees
Someone to bless me
Whenever I sneeze

Let there be cuckoos,
A lark and a dove,
But most of all please!
Let there be love

Gotcha.

by Gibson Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:51 pm

All you need is Knob... Knob is all you need. music

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 3:55 pm

Glas - I say let there be Chilli Con Kearney - droooooool!

Knobbin Yoooooo...is is easy cuz your beautiful music

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 4:10 pm

"...Give me all your knobbing, all your hugs and kisses too..." music

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 06 Jun 2011, 4:43 pm

Knob rears its Ugly Head

Bleeding Knob

Fight for this Knob

Mr Knobber Man (Shabba!)

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 06 Jun 2011, 4:43 pm

She's an easy knobber... music

by Guest Mon 06 Jun 2011, 4:54 pm

...how sweet it is to be knobbed by you... music

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:00 pm

...I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna knob you but, don't be sad ( don't be sad ) cuz two outta three ain't bad... music

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:03 pm

She's got Betty Davies knobs

Brightknobs

Healing knobs

Knob, knobs, knobs and knobs (knobs and knobs)

by Breadvan Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:05 pm

Puppy knob...

by Gibson Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:07 pm

Knockers to Knobs! Ashes to Ashes. Down the Mississippi to New Orleans.

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:31 pm

Knob bites, knob bleeds...it's bringin' me to my knees music

Anyone who had a knob...could look at me, and know that I knob you....

by Thomond Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:33 pm

I couuld eat a knob at night.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:34 pm

To know, know, know him, is to knob, knob, knob him... music

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:37 pm

I'm in the mood for knob...

by Thomond Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:40 pm

I just realised what I said could be meant as something different entirely.I got it from a tv show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JeBDJ8wY8s

by Cari Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:48 pm

I did wonder Thom... Whistle

I Want Knob.
Goodbye To Knob

by Glas a du Mon 06 Jun 2011, 10:43 pm

Fine filly, fantastic fettle, fit for four furlongs.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 7:36 am

'Two hearts, beating in just one mind...' Sorry Phil, but even you should know that that's physically impossible.

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 8:41 am

"...You can't hurry knob,
You just have to wait
Knob don't cone easy
Knob's a game of give and take..."

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 10:28 am

Knob is a four-letter Word.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 10:31 am

Knob me for a reason, let the reason be Knob... music

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 10:36 am

Right, you'll have to find a pretty exceptional one to beat those two.

Why does famous and infamous mean pretty much the same thing?

by Bazzer79 Tue 07 Jun 2011, 10:37 am

Why is it when your about to get down to business with a lover randy

, you hurriedly undress each other, yet once you're finished Yahoo

, you only dress yourself.

The morale of the story is, once you're f furious

ed, nobody wants to help you!

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 11:04 am

Two girl's names are questions in Welsh: Beth, meaning 'what' and Pam, meaning 'why.'

Another is an indication of relative distance: Nia.

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 11:59 am

I know three sisters, Elen, Nia and Angharad. Elen is called El, Nia is called Ni, but Angharad is called Angharad. If any of those needed abbreviation, or was easy to abbreviate? Ang, Angie, Harad etc. But no.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 12:19 pm

Ellen Back.

Emma Roids.

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 12:28 pm

Beth Nessa

Pam Trafferthu

Anne Ffodus

Anne Ferthol

Cem Michael

Dai Ben Cordyn

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 12:43 pm

Anne Weddus

Dai Abolical

Duncan Disorderly

by PenfroPete Tue 07 Jun 2011, 1:30 pm

Sue Ridge

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 1:31 pm

Claire Voyant

Hugh Jass

Laura Norder

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 1:37 pm

Alison Wonderland.

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 2:14 pm

Dai Uretic

Will Barrow

Sion F Ideas

Hywel Ahrew

Carwyn Srace

Scott Nits

Ken Dalmyntcake

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 Jun 2011, 2:24 pm

Glas a du wrote:Sion F Ideas

That is the stupidest name I've ever heard!

by Cari Tue 07 Jun 2011, 2:30 pm

Delilah really is one of the worst songs in popular music history. And Tom Jones is a Kumquat.

by Glas a du Tue 07 Jun 2011, 5:05 pm

"...I saw the knob in the night as I walked past her Kumquat..." music

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