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Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'



* - an award I made up just now.

Between here and there is better then either here or there.

Move the second-from-last letter of the word 'Anagram' to the start; move the first letter to the third and finally move the third letter to the second-to-last.

Guess what - you get the word 'Anagram'

That's right - Anagram is an Anagram of Anagram

Bin laden isint dead??? just thought i should put it out there (although i think he is)

and george w bush is a complete idiot. (fact)

Splish splash, I've just taken a bath.

Gower Power I've just taken a shower. Nooooooooo!!

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Coldplay's new song is Poopie.

Cari wrote:Coldplay's new song is Poopie.

No Poopie!

'Dispatch' is the opposite of 'patch'

Beth yw'r gait am fwy nag un torth? Teirth?

Al Fresco was the founder of Tesco.

Noodle: Verb - to take one's clothes off

"...O ble gest ti'r ddawn o dorri calonau,
O ble gest ti'r ddawn o ddweud y celwyddau,
Ac o ble gest ti'r tin,
A'r bronnau fel bannau.
Ac o ble gest ti dwat sydd mor llaith..."

'Shooting fish in a barrel' - surely it's almost impossible unless the fish are in the barrel with you?

'like taking candy from a baby' is it any wonder Americans are so fat? They give babies sweets and would run the gauntlet of protective, hormonal supermum for some sweets themselves! Mad I tell you!

A nun is to church as a parrot is to perch.

Yes, I think I'll have a beer tomorrow.

Hugh Ryan

That only works with an Irish accent

Has anyone here ever been to a 'Snooze Fest'? As festivals go, it doesn't sound particularly exciting!

If you brought a big brown bag of 'em on,
I'd jump up and down and hope you tossed me a carrot.

"...games without frontiers,
Wars without tears.

Remember 'Gemau heb Ffiniau,' Glas? That was good TV and also bad TV

I have the power

So bad it's good.

Haha, when I was young, we used to call Stuart Hall's program, fffnf chortle, 'get your knockers out' hehehe!

So presumably when they did a version with the Royals, you called it 'put them away, love!'

Neigh!

Losin. Fferins. Da da.

PIN stands for Personal Identification Number!
So why do people ask for your PIN number?
"what you want my Personal Identification Number, Number"!

I could have told you that FOR free.

LELO has been adopted as the Georgian word for "try". Lelo comes from Lelo Burti, a traditional Georgian sport with strong similarities to rugby. The game of Lelo Burti took place over a wide area sometimes stretching for several kilometres on very rough ground. The contestants would have to contend with spurs, hills, valleys, woods. cascading streams and marshes. Their task was to get a ball into a certain place, say, over the settlement boundary or to the foot of the mountain. Any means necessary could be employed to drive the ball forward (So a bit like Munster then !!) :run2:

On the 31st floor, a gold-plated door
Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain.

Cover me!

What do you think I am, a stallion?

Well, cover me with fire then.

Now you are being ridiculous.

Look when I run over there they will try and shoot at me you look out for that and shoot at them so they shoot at you not me!

If they start shooting I won't be looking for anything because my head will be up my bum!

Rain again. Eat dirt eastites. Only joking, if you work out how you can have some of ours.

Glas a du wrote:Rain again. Eat dirt eastites. Only joking, if you work out how you can have some of ours.

We put the pipes in to here years ago Glas - I loves Welsh water I do.

PS - You don't pish in it do you?

Dave is floating.

Some Guiness was spilled on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar
Bring on the feckin cat!

I wandered lonely as a cloud...

Lonely clouds me orse.

Cloudy-no-mates.

I am not schizophrenic;and neither am I.

"A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how...erm..."

I said Hey Babe, take a walk on the Far Side.

My grandfather never threw anything away.A hand grenade killed him in the end.

Gibson that is a Leinster song

'Always walk on the Offside' Tee hee hhooooo

Katherine Jenkins is a minx.

It's in the lap of the Gods

All the Gods were failed lapdancers with a grudge to bear!!!
DISCUSS.

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how those drugs they used to make me smile
And, I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance, and...
Maybe they'd be happy for a while
But, February made me shiver with every deal that I'd deliver
Dollar wraps on the doorstep - I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside the day my dealer fried.