Random factor, like a tractor...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May - 8:06

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

* - an award I made up just now.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Jun - 21:29

Oh I don't know, it's been a long day. Twenty-one hours and counting.

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 21:38

Thanks Keifer.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Jun - 21:43

'Previously on Random Factor...'

by Gibson Thu 16 Jun - 22:28

Nothing is random. It's all been said, done and heard before... in "reality", or in thought, or in a dream. Like music. Like poetry. Like love.

Now that's random.

Oh no its not.

Thought-recycling is a human, entrepreneurial - condition.

I said it first!

Oh no you didn't.

I love this blog.

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 22:31

What would 'selfish gene' people say if they read it?

by Gibson Thu 16 Jun - 23:05

None of them could readily accept it. It confuses fixed perceptions. Dangerous shoite...

Except for that Gene Kelly. Cos he rocked.

Even in the reign of the robots... he still sang & danced. In the Rain...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 23:29

S4C are at it again. Copycat drama series - Caernarfonication. As it's in Welsh though there will be no nudity.

by IanBru Thu 16 Jun - 23:35

I had my last ever exam today - I've been working every day for two months, and I have absolutely no idea what I should be doing right now.

Suggestions?

by Gibson Thu 16 Jun - 23:37

Get a phhokin job ya leech! Ale

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 23:42

IanBru wrote:I had my last ever exam today - I've been working every day for two months, and I have absolutely no idea what I should be doing right now.

Suggestions?

Go and study the World's finest ales.

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 23:46

CSI Merthyr Tydfil - this week 24 bodies are found in a deserted council house. It takes the team almost half a minute to work out it's a benefits cheat and his family playing dead.

by Gibson Thu 16 Jun - 23:48

by Glas a du Thu 16 Jun - 23:56

Cold case - this week the team discover why Phill Bennett was dropped in 1975.

by Glas a du Fri 17 Jun - 6:27

Wire in the blood - and other interesting industrial accidents.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Jun - 7:51

Huw Wants to be a Millionaire.

by Cari Fri 17 Jun - 8:30

Some spanners are better than others.

by Breadvan Fri 17 Jun - 8:41

NCIS. Newport criminal investigation service. On the trail of some suspicous teens in the town centre....

by Glas a du Fri 17 Jun - 9:02

West Wales family fortunes - ok, but there's only one team.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 20 Jun - 11:10

Coming soon on Sky One: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, a reality show where Cher spends a week living with, well, gypsies, tramps and thieves.

Watch as the 'I Got You Babe' singer adds her trademark fishnet tights to a gypsy woman's wedding outfit; laugh out loud as she gets bitten on the bum by a dog on a string lead; and shake your head solemnly as she gets sentenced to three years behind bars for holding up a bank.

by Gibson Mon 20 Jun - 22:39

I... had.. the time of my liife... And I owe it all to yooouuu... music

Ya beetch

by Breadvan Tue 21 Jun - 6:55

'No one puts baby in the corner'

'I do. I'm her father and she's only 17. How old are you. 36?

Sadly- '41 sir'

Cue police sirens.......

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 21 Jun - 14:32

Mae 'ngheg i'n grimp am grempog...

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 24 Jun - 14:26

https://youtu.be/jaZN1YzFriM

by Glas a du Fri 24 Jun - 16:28

Did you have to SHOUT? I'M ONLY SLEEPING. Anyway, BYE BYE LOVE, I'm off DOWNTOWN to do some shopping. Do you fancy some pick your own on the weekend, down STRAWBERRY FIELDS? No, I need some HELP with the decorating. I've had enough of the GREEN DOOR and I want to PAINT IT BLACK.

by Glas a du Fri 24 Jun - 20:20

There once was a Young coach called David,
For the Welsh coaching job he did bid
to the Wasps he did move,
to look for his groove,
But ended up weak and insipid.

by Glas a du Sat 25 Jun - 14:26

Flipping rain, flipping rain,
it is a pain in the hole.
Flipping rain, it could be worse,
I could be on the dole.

by Cari Sat 25 Jun - 15:11

oooo oooo ooooo, c'mon and do the conga
chooo chooo chooo a train across the floor

by Shifty Sat 25 Jun - 15:12

Glas a du wrote:There once was a Young coach called David,
For the Welsh coaching job he did bid
to the Wasps he did move,
to look for his groove,
But ended up weak and insipid.

and ended up coaching the Dragons? laughing

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 25 Jun - 17:08

Oops upside your head, I said-a oops upside your head.

- Look pal, this is a fish and chip shop. Do you want cod or haddock?

by Glas a du Sat 25 Jun - 17:09

Plaice!

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 25 Jun - 17:26

Plaice is delicious.

by Glas a du Sun 26 Jun - 7:37

Life and Sole of the party.

by Glas a du Mon 27 Jun - 6:02

I went to see a fortune teller. Big mistake. I told her I didn't believe a word she'd said and that I wouldn't pay her. Not a happy medium.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 27 Jun - 7:45

You can't leave your hat on. It's a serious turn-off.

by Cari Mon 27 Jun - 15:08

Actors, jesters, smooth-skinned lads, moors flatterers, pretty boys, effeminates, singing and dancing girls, quacks, belly dancers, sorcereresses, extortioners, night-wanderers, magicians, mimes, beggars, buffoons, all fill the houses.

by dogtooth Mon 27 Jun - 15:15

liquorice

by caoimhincentre Mon 27 Jun - 15:26

i saw James Haskell had to apologies for using bad language in an interview. does anyone know what happened

by Glas a du Tue 28 Jun - 7:29

He said "at the end of the day, we have to look at ourselves going forward. The world cup is a big ask, but as a group we quite literally have to play 110% if we are to actualise our dream..."

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 29 Jun - 11:04

Flat-bottomed clouds are the most aesthetically pleasing.

by Glas a du Wed 29 Jun - 15:09

"...Flat bottomed clouds you make the rocking world go round..." music

by Cari Wed 29 Jun - 15:35

Bell bottomed jeans you make the rockin' world go round music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 29 Jun - 16:46

Noel's House Party, from Crinkly Bottom! Guffaw!

I can't believe that gnome's back on TV, wearing blouses 'un all.

by red_stag Wed 29 Jun - 17:12

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Flat-bottomed clouds are the most aesthetically pleasing.

Ah but Flat bottomed girls are the least aesthetically pleasing.

by Glas a du Wed 29 Jun - 17:23

There's no I in pub

by Shifty Wed 29 Jun - 17:27

Leicester's second team have a quality defense. angel

by Glas a du Thu 30 Jun - 14:36

How much energy do tennis players expend by grunting?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Jun - 21:26

Approximately five energies per set.

by TheGreyGhost Thu 30 Jun - 22:11

I've lost 4 kg in the last two weeks without changing anything. If this goes on I'll weigh nothing by next spring.

by Gibson Thu 30 Jun - 22:24

Watching porn is great for losing weight. No time to eat.

Expensive on tissues. Its a trade-off.

by Glas a du Thu 30 Jun - 22:26

Or a toss up, if you will...

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