Random factor, like a tractor...

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'



* - an award I made up just now.

If iipstick is supposed to make men think of aroused wimmins bits... why don't I like women with beards?

Wouldn't the Fergy be indoors though?

Best place for her, chained to the sink. As long as the chain is long enough to allow her to reach the bedroom.

:run1:

FAF.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.

I married a count, I married a count, I married a country girl.
For cu, for cu, for curiosity!

When you're reading a thread in here, anyone knows how to get back to the Rugby Union front page without going to Home > Rugby Union forum please??

if you scroll down the very bottom of the page, next to post reply there should be a list of three words:


606 v2 :: Sport :: Rugby Union.

Just click on rugby union there and you should be okay

Er, excuse me, this is not an advice thread. Nothing posted here should be of any practical use whatsoever.

my apologies

Only the honeybee (not all bees) communicates via dancing.

I've tried communicating through the medium of dance before, but I must have been speaking a different dance-language to everyone else.

Thanks!!! Obvious I guess if I just had looked!!! LOL!

Oh and yip, the advice was og no use whatsoever, nope, none!!

The only communication dance is any good for is showing someone how much you want to sleep with them.

Ah, so that's where I was going wrong. I was trying to ask for ten Benson and a lighter.

If dance is a form of language then should dirty dancing have been rated 18…?

Used to be only a spare a smoke guv, now it's ten Bensons AND a lighter!!!!

Save some room for later, Augustus!

The rise and fall of the Roman Blind.

When we say a person has done something on his own, we say he's done it single-handed, even though the chances are the person had two hands.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, do environmental activists around the world rush to save it?

If an environmental activist falls out of a tree, does a butterfly laugh?

How many environmental activates does it take to change a light bulb?

How many environmental activists does it take to power a light bulb?

Depends on the amount of hot air they produce!

How many butterflies does it take to operate a Roman blind?

Or moths to eat it?

The answer is blowing in the wind, and he says: "it's not about individuals, we must all do our bit"

"Yes! We are all individuals!"

Ho hum diddly dee...
They think I'm working as hard as can be

If a wood chuck chucks wood, would a wood chuck chuck a stone?

When a politician says they want us to be 'at the centre of Europe', do they mean Romania?

luckless_pedestrian wrote:"Yes! We are all individuals!"

There is no such thing as sociology.

How well does anyone know the back of their hand?

The back of my hand always points in the direction i want it. Its of great use

I remember an issue of Melody Maker where Noddy Holder was the guest reviewer of that week's new singles. He had this to say about the new song by Michelle Gayle:

'I like good pop music me, the kind that makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. This doesn't even make the hair on the back of my a rse stand up.'

One flew over the cuckoo's a rse.

The postman squashed mice.

Romance on the phone.

King Solomon's vines.

The publican's briefs

South by Southeast.

Tesco.

Front Door.

Roses are red,
viloets are blue,
I want some of Silvio Berlusconi's cast-offs.

Cosey Van Totty!

I'm not a pleasant f no... wait
I'm not a pleas... hang on... I can do this
I'm not a pl... aaaarrrgh

My dad plucks pheasants, OKAY? Any one have any problems with that???

Well, someone can't cut the Custard! (What?! who said i got that phrase wrong?!)

Singing in the hail

Hello girl

Me and my dolly

Gums

Toy saga