Random factor, like a tractor...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May 2011, 8:06 am

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

* - an award I made up just now.

by Cari Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:15 am

Gibson wrote:Gingerbread Man goes to the Doc with a sore willy...
Doc says: "So Ginger, you got a dose man, what have you been up to now?"
Ginger: "Ah Doc, what can I say, phhoking allsorts".

by Glas a du Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:12 pm

Guess who's back...

by Gibson Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:59 pm

You havin a laugh?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 14 Jul 2011, 7:53 am

Guess who's back? Erm... the Backstreet Boys? New Kids on the Block? T'Pau?

by Glas a du Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:13 am

by Glas a du Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:16 am

Back on the dole that is, which is ironic given their name.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:18 am

The head louse is a good mother, choosing only clean hair in which to lay her eggs.

The woodlouse is a bad mother, going out on the (kitchen) tiles every night and curling up into a ball when her children try to wake her.

by Glas a du Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:02 am

That's a lousy joke.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:27 am

That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:12 am

Front rows by any other name would smell of sweat.

by mr-bryns-attitude Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:17 pm

the secret of success is to embrace failure.

by Glas a du Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:21 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote:That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

Subcontinent surely.

by PJHolybloke Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:28 pm

Glas a du wrote:
luckless_pedestrian wrote:That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

Subcontinent surely.

Nah, seen 'em at Warwick Castle - Intercontinental?

by Gibson Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:38 pm

Peacocks get around, stay in flash hotels and are generally movers and shakers. Got to admire that.

Someone has to control the pheasants.

by PJHolybloke Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55 am

Pheasants or peasants Gibbo?

Phook me Patrick O'Brian was a savant and I'm in love with his phookin words.

God love him.

Stay th' t'psails and luff around, give 'em both broadsides Mr Goodridge!!!

by PJHolybloke Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:00 am

"Back the maintops'l a trifle Mr Goodridge"

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

A' that Frenchies!

Au re-phookin-voir, n'est pas?

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Shakespeare was a wetter, sans doubt.

by PJHolybloke Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:06 am

Non omnia possumus omnes.

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:38 am

Ingmar Bergman was a moody Kumquat

by PJHolybloke Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:49 am

Kumquats are under-rated IMHO.

Nice fruit.

Lychees suck bum, end of.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 15 Jul 2011, 2:14 am

Once you get past the raw sewage smell of Durians - they're quite a sweet & tasty fruit.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 15 Jul 2011, 8:12 am

Overload: a poem about a rugby ball.

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 8:36 am

My flight is true,
And tight of skin, I fly.
Happiest when I'm being abused,
The object of possession,
Obsession.
I am a tart.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:25 am

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a spliff... music

by Boyne Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:41 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a spliff...

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 2:19 pm

"...I really can't stay

but honey it's cold outside

OK drop your keks and let's go for it..." music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 15 Jul 2011, 2:43 pm

And here's Cliff Richard with his new single, 'My Knob has Fallen Off.'

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 3:21 pm

"...It takes two baby,
It takes two baby,
Just me and your sister..." music

by Gibson Fri 15 Jul 2011, 3:45 pm

I was looking back to see
If you were looking back to see
If I was looking back to see
If you were looking back at me.
music

Get over yer paranoia already man.

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 4:32 pm

"...You say goodbye and I say hello,
hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello..." music

She's saying goodbye because your are a delusional stalker.

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 5:33 pm

"...I consider it a challenge before all of the human race
That I would never lose

does he need to go on and on and on and on!..." music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 15 Jul 2011, 5:39 pm

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Knees and toes... music

Sometimes I miss being a cannibal.

by Glas a du Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:47 pm

Alas Watson all is not what it seems. Observe this singular hair on this floor. It is ginger. Yet the cat of this household, whilst doubtless an excellent mouser, is a tabby. How do we solve this conundrum?

ask the owner if they have another cat?

Oh Watson, really, can you not see? The Master of the house has a Mistress.

remarkable Holmes! how did you deduce that?

The Lady of the House is blonde. This being Victorian England, it is a safe assumption that her collars and cuffs match and that she is not, to use the vernacular, a shaven raven. Also, with the assistance of two carefully and precisely placed mirrors, I can train my telescope to the fireside rug from my bedroom and have seen him banging her on a regular basis..."

by mr-bryns-attitude Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:52 pm

you see everything but observe nothing dear watson.

by Cari Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:53 pm

”Hey you! Don't push, just wait your turn!" said the bouncer to the woman with the carpet burns.

by Gibson Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:55 am

Yeah... you say that. But I ruined a perfect set of seamed-nylons.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:30 am

Think I'm losing it.

Just tried to open the back door using the 'door open' button on my car keys.

Doh

by Glas a du Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:34 am

Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:52 am

Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing. Run

by Cari Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:50 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzHLTy33qWM

by Glas a du Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:35 pm

Linebreaker wrote:
Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing.

How the Flip was I supposed to know that!

by Glas a du Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:35 pm

"...Fi ddim eisiau mynd i'r Disco
mewn crysau t a jins o Tesco,
Yn yr ysgol, yn y gampfa,
Fi yw'r un sydd heb Adidas,
ffaelu forddio mynd mas
wastad ar y tu fas
wastad ar y tu fas..." music

by WillyGilly Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:54 pm

Glas a du wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing.

How the Flip was I supposed to know that!

He does have his location listed as 'Sydney'. I, like Holmes, observe everything...

by **Pal Joey** Sun 17 Jul 2011, 1:20 am

If I were in Nova Scotia he might have a point Willy.

See... now you guys are all asleep - it's morning here. 4 hours to Wallabies-Samoa match.

Random Factor - No road kill outside my place this morning. The possums had a late night watching the Tour de France... and sleep in on Sundays.

by Glas a du Sun 17 Jul 2011, 1:51 pm

I take it the Wallabies thumped Samoa.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 17 Jul 2011, 2:12 pm

What planet are you on Glas? Laugh

We got thumped nice and tidily mate... and it's a kind of liberating feeling (as you'd know all too well)

Please feel welcome to tune in again next week!

by Glas a du Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:22 pm

(For every hook there's a worm)

Hmmm?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:25 pm

I thought Hook was injured or dropped due to lack of form?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:44 pm

James Hook's dad is Dr Hook. His uncle on his mother's side is Dr Faustus.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:49 am

Your mother sucks kecks in Hull!

by Cari Mon 18 Jul 2011, 3:04 pm

Bees smell.

by Sponsored content