Random factor, like a tractor...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May 2011, 8:06 am

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

* - an award I made up just now.

by Gibson Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:28 pm

Glas a du wrote:Depends if you are a woman.

Im a Hamaphrodite...

Ok, I get it. I'll go phhok meself.

Dreamland. No need to go out. Suckers.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:43 am

She befriended me, she really cared, she said, 'Babe, let's go get a cigarette. I know a man who sells singles over there, but he's not open yet.'

by Cari Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:46 am

Hey! Is that a cocker spaniel?!

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:47 am

Gibbo, give us a cwtch Hug

you sensitive soul you.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:50 am

I can't hear anything.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:59 am

I love it when agricultural shows are mentioned by Lyn and Sally.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:13 am

Bo bo hum hum

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:21 am

Far out, man.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:28 am

Joskins' revenge.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:42 am

All the way with SNK

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:49 am

Two blouses, both alike in dignity,

In fair Verona where we lay our spleen.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:29 pm

Ah, the slut of just outside Verona.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:10 pm

There's no need for this today, the Pub has taken over all the randomness for now.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:20 pm

Over my big tractor.

by OnASideNote Wed 27 Jul 2011, 3:21 pm

I invented the balaclava ..... I never got any RECOGNITION for it.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 4:59 pm

I'm Really Appalled at that comment.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 5:13 pm

My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 5:15 pm

Mes yeux, Monsieur.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 5:26 pm

Oiseux, Monsieur.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 5:27 pm

L'eau, Monsieur.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 27 Jul 2011, 5:30 pm

Wiz zees Rocher you are really spoiling us.

by Glas a du Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:58 pm

...and ze car keys in ze bowl and ze complementary French letters, mon dieu...

by Glas a du Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:18 am

"Freeeeeee, like a bird*" music

*not a budgie or canary obviously, or anything French, or battery hens, or anything in the far east, or...

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:20 am

That's precisely when the neighbour's cat strikes!

by Glas a du Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:29 am

...and shi7s in my vegetable patch...

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:30 am

My cat has caught me at it.
By at it, what I mean
Is that my self-congratulation
Didn't go unseen.

by Glas a du Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34 am

"Congratulations and jubilations..." music

will never sound the same again. In fact it will sound like Kenneth Williams inviting "mutual masturbation"

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote:My cat has caught me at it.
By at it, what I mean
Is that my self-congratulation
Didn't go unseen.

So the cat saw your watch wrist meet the wife's best friend?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41 am

Linebreaker, it makes a change from stroking the cat.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:45 am

Don't worry mate, the cat is always smiling like that...

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 28 Jul 2011, 2:23 pm

Rolf 'Arris.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Jul 2011, 2:46 pm

Trust British Paints?.................................................Sure Can! thumbsup

by Gibson Thu 28 Jul 2011, 6:02 pm

Can ya see what it is yet possums?

by greybeard Thu 28 Jul 2011, 6:06 pm

Rolf Harris, got me addicted to drugs.
If I hadn't seen him as a child, I wouldn't drink so much.
Could be other reasons, could be Donald Duck.
I could try to go public, but no one seems to give a...

by Gibson Thu 28 Jul 2011, 6:21 pm

Rolf flashbacks, Grey. Yeah... you and me both my man. And Sesame Street.

There must be a Support Group for it.

The Diggery-Doo Recovery Centre.

by Glas a du Thu 28 Jul 2011, 8:47 pm

"...so he tanned his hide when he died Clyde, and there it is hanging on the shed, two, three, four!..." music

by PJHolybloke Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:54 pm

"Two Little Boys" brings a lump to my throat and a tear to my eye - I don't think I'm a wetter, but I'll stand corrected....

by PJHolybloke Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:55 pm

greybeard wrote:Rolf Harris, got me addicted to drugs.
If I hadn't seen him as a child, I wouldn't drink so much.
Could be other reasons, could be Donald Duck.
I could try to go public, but no one seems to give a...

I've got a drug problem too. I don't like cocaine, but I do love the smell of it.

by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul 2011, 6:31 am

Do you want some snuff?

Yeah go on, try anything once. SNIFF...Blydi hell!

I tried that White snuff in Ammanford the other day, best snuff I ever had!

by PJHolybloke Fri 29 Jul 2011, 7:00 am

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul 2011, 7:37 am

I fell in love with Annette Curtain.

by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:16 am

And I took her 'upholstery'

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:52 am

Fancy a brew?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:08 am

It finally fell this morning.

by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:16 am

I'd rather n.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:25 am

I have a strange problem I'd like to report:
When I look at a hamster my trousers distort.

by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:28 am

And even worse I must admit,
I harbour them thoughts; very explicit.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:28 am

To cap it off I'd have to say:
Distortions...thoughts; won't go away.

by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:30 pm

But wait! What's this? I gerbil I see
And what are these thoughts awakened in me...

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:37 pm

It's rabbits as well, though. I know that it's sick,
But their way with a carrot does things to my head.

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