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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May - 8:06

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'



* - an award I made up just now.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul - 12:52

They way their mouths so softly nibble,
I wake at night all covered in dribble
(At least I think its dribble...)
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Post by Breadvan Fri 29 Jul - 13:29

The last time I let you in charge you turned the house into a giant puppet..
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul - 13:30

Glas a du wrote:They way their mouths so softly nibble,
I wake at night all covered in dribble
(At least I think its dribble...)

laughing This place is a hoot!

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 29 Jul - 13:45

Hoot Central

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Post by Glas a du Fri 29 Jul - 13:57

Why don't owls Flip in the rain?

- it's too wet to woo.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 29 Jul - 14:02

You know dogging? Well dogs do it too, but they don't call it dogging, they call it manning - and they do it by breed, so you have poodle manning, greyhound manning, Saint Bernard Manning...

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Post by PenfroPete Fri 29 Jul - 14:05

Why were the owls parents owls worried about their son?

-Because he didn't seem to give a hoot anymore.

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Post by Glas a du Sat 30 Jul - 7:18

Up with the lark this morning. Yes, erm, she invited herself for coffee, and erm, she didn't have money for a taxi, erm...
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Post by Breadvan Sat 30 Jul - 8:17

Glas a du wrote:Up with the lark this morning. Yes, erm, she invited herself for coffee, and erm, she didn't have money for a taxi, erm...


Good work fella!
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 30 Jul - 9:05

hows u pmsl x

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Post by Glas a du Sat 30 Jul - 11:44

WTF? Lol.
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 30 Jul - 13:43

E tu ...Warren!?!

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Post by PJHolybloke Sat 30 Jul - 20:00

Glas a du wrote:Up with the lark this morning. Yes, erm, she invited herself for coffee, and erm, she didn't have money for a taxi, erm...

Up at the crack of Dawn all night?
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Post by PJHolybloke Sat 30 Jul - 23:29

Rachael then?
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Post by PJHolybloke Sat 30 Jul - 23:34

OK, three more guesses.

Megan

Stacey (worth a shot)

......Sophie?
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 31 Jul - 0:34

Wrestling nuns knock over priceless relic...

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Post by Glas a du Sun 31 Jul - 7:23

Thank you Ellen for the best night ever...

Oh Poopie, that was supposed to be a text!
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Post by Glas a du Sun 31 Jul - 12:55

Why do brass bands wear pseudo-militarian uniforms?
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 31 Jul - 16:55

Nothing better than a warm tractor seat on a cold winter's morning.

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Post by Gibson Sun 31 Jul - 19:02

Fair comment and true. But, how bout a wet saddle on a crisp Spring day and no horse?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 1 Aug - 7:46

You never forget your first kiss from a horse.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 1 Aug - 8:31

or your first leg-shag from a dog...

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 1 Aug - 13:59

The train runs over the camel but is derailed by the gnat.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 1 Aug - 14:03

A sparrow passes wind and The Forbidden City rumbles...

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 1 Aug - 14:06

How small are a spider's lungs?

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Post by TheGreyGhost Mon 1 Aug - 14:29

Mygalomorph or Mesothelae spiders?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 1 Aug - 14:33

No one's ever asked me that before.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 1 Aug - 14:35

"East-Side Lemur Gang Implicated In Madagascan Diamond Heist"

The Toamasina 'Tiser

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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 2 Aug - 6:17

music Woke up this morning, smiled at the rising.... music

Oh, maybe not then.
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Post by Gibson Tue 2 Aug - 6:42

You say that... but do you really mean it Doris?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTPdbpogRE
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Post by Breadvan Tue 2 Aug - 7:00

G.R.O.S.S

Get rid of slimey girls..
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 2 Aug - 7:04

Choooooooon!

music Woke up this mornin, pottered around for an hour and smiled at the prospect of the sun breaking through the murk around 10.30 music

Is more to the truth, but ain't quite as catchy as Bob's.

OK Gibbo, off to do some collar with a spring in me step and a different tune in me napper.

music Good-day sunshine dah-dah-dah Good-day sunshine music

Very Happy
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Post by Gibson Tue 2 Aug - 7:10

Go PJ. Yo da man. USE de day pal...

De Sun is splittin de scones in Hamsterjam. Off out for a bike-ride. I hope she doesnt mind. Actually... zen
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 2 Aug - 7:35

When I was younger my dad couldn't afford to buy me a bike, so he painted one on the side of the house. After a year he painted out the stabilisers... and the house fell down.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 2 Aug - 15:06

Ioan Gruffydd's mother has walked into our patio door. She thought it was open.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 2 Aug - 15:11

I smoke it for the cyanide,
The benzene and formaldehyde.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 2 Aug - 15:59

TBH its the THC.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 2 Aug - 16:44

FYI it's the FBI.

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Post by Glas a du Tue 2 Aug - 16:53

WTF it's the WI.
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Post by Breadvan Tue 2 Aug - 17:01

Mooching war widows....
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 2 Aug - 17:02

OMG it's OMD!

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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 2 Aug - 17:49

If Mrs Holybloke gets on her hind ones at me one more time, she can do her own phookin ironing!
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Post by Gibson Tue 2 Aug - 18:08

Wimmin! Huh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huNejF17gzg
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Post by PJHolybloke Tue 2 Aug - 18:45

Aye, wears the belligerence of a Cobra like a potato wears a jacket.

I must have been a Mongoose in a previous life. Very Happy

I'd forgotten how tasty young Sheena was tho.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 3 Aug - 7:46

If seagulls had a football chant, it would be 'no one likes us, we don't care.'

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Post by Glas a du Wed 3 Aug - 8:01

"you only sing when your mating"

"who ate all the breadcrumbs"

"are you watching Cormorants"
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Post by Breadvan Wed 3 Aug - 8:02

We've a seagull that taps his beak on the work window wanting food. His names Colin after an old colleague was sent down. Thing is, his mates have cottoned on so their all it at now! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Glas a du Wed 3 Aug - 8:05

Seagull literature:

"Herrings are not the only fish"
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 3 Aug - 8:33

Goodbye Mr Chips.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 3 Aug - 10:31

Stig of the dump.
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