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Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 28 May 2011, 8:06 am
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Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.
I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'
* - an award I made up just now.
Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.
I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'
* - an award I made up just now.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:06 am
Sink the Bel-guano!
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:17 am
Is it coz I'm a lesser black backed gull?
(15 pages of this Poopie. I love it!)
(15 pages of this Poopie. I love it!)
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:44 am
The Gull from Ipanema.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Wed 03 Aug 2011, 11:59 am
"White and grey and loud and noisy,
the gull from Ipanema's angry
but, all the dogs they watch as she flies by.
Oooooohh she's dive bombing a buggy
Oooooohh she stole a kid's candy
but all the dogs are barking like crazy
the weather has turned a bit hazy
lah! lah lah lah lah lah lalala
lah! lah lah lah lala lah lala...etc"
the gull from Ipanema's angry
but, all the dogs they watch as she flies by.
Oooooohh she's dive bombing a buggy
Oooooohh she stole a kid's candy
but all the dogs are barking like crazy
the weather has turned a bit hazy
lah! lah lah lah lah lah lalala
lah! lah lah lah lala lah lala...etc"
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 03 Aug 2011, 12:00 pm
So that's a sort of bossa nova / sea shanty crossover then.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Wed 03 Aug 2011, 12:02 pm
Yes its parents are Portuguese/Irish.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 03 Aug 2011, 3:12 pm
Why did the baker's hands smell?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Because he kneaded a poo.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Wed 03 Aug 2011, 3:43 pm
I say, I say, I say, did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
No?
He worked it out with a pencil, what!
No?
He worked it out with a pencil, what!
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Wed 03 Aug 2011, 8:41 pm
"Belligerence is in the air,
You can feel it all around.
Belligerence is in the air,
In every sight and every sound."
You can feel it all around.
Belligerence is in the air,
In every sight and every sound."
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by PJHolybloke Wed 03 Aug 2011, 9:32 pm
luckless_pedestrian wrote:The Gull from Ipanema.
pmsl at that one.Last time I was in Brixham it was "Whoopsie Apocalypse", you'd have thought the Luftwaffe were in town. One of the cheeky beggars even Stuka'd our Sam's chips!
Knocked his battered sausage clean out of his hand, mind you, at 14 that's not such a bad thing; he already has prescription lenses....
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 7:53 am
If thomebody elth puth up the thuper fish oil injurieth joke I'm going to thcream and thcream and thcream until I'm thick.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:26 pm
Cream tangerine, Montelimar...
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:29 pm
Make it go away Daddy, make it go away...
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:30 pm
I saw a grasshopper yesterday.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:33 pm
It'll have changed into a butterfly by now.
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by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:39 pm
Don't be so silly, everyone knows grasshoppers turn into dandelions.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:42 pm
(In the voice of Pam Eyres)
"Flutter by, butterfly"
"Flutter by, butterfly"
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:44 pm
Remember Pam Ayers on Celebrity Squares? Her and Lionel Blairs.
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:50 pm
Lionel Blairs, he's had pears where no bears would have hairs.
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by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:53 pm
And his stairs smell of eclairs.
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by Glas a du Thu 04 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm
Even though Clare's there to repair...erm
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by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 04 Aug 2011, 3:00 pm
...the millionaire's flares.
But who cares?
But who cares?
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Pal Joey Thu 04 Aug 2011, 3:51 pm
He/she who bares all; wins lots of hits on internet!
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Pal Joey Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:07 am
On your side table where you left it....
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:09 am
Which hand do you use to wipe your bum, breaker?
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:09 am
What's a bum breaker?
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:12 am
A ball breaker adopting a subtly different approach?
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Pal Joey Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:12 am
oh, that paper... ou est la bidet?
bum breaker = her left foot
bum breaker = her left foot
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by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:13 am
A particularly difficult turd?
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by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:13 am
What homosexuals call a man with a particularly large appendage?
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Re: Random factor, like a tractor...
by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:17 am
I couldn't possibly comment.
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by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:20 am
It's a reasonable guess though isn't it?
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by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:26 am
man sausage Hudson.
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by Glas a du Fri 05 Aug 2011, 10:27 am
Cari'll know a few of these I'm sure.
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