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A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Sun 08 Feb 2015, 1:13 pm
When it comes to boxing the guy was a top player,
Winning the title against Markus Beyer
Our fighter is a talented and clearly no mug,
And never gets distracted by his sisters juggs
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
He beat Carl Froch not far from his home town,
The slimester said he was robbed but Mikkel ignored that clown
He lost to Joe Calzaghe but that was no shame,
Infront of 50,000 Welshman it was a world of pain
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
Andre Ward kept getting him with headbutts,
And our Viking had to retire because of the cuts
He came back into the ring looking pretty mean,
And this proved true as he knocked out Allan Green
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
In a rematch with the slimester he looked totally shot,
Now thankfully he has retired instead of losing the plot
So Mikkel we say to you thanks for all of those fights
And now you can relax on a Saturday night
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
Regards
Steffan
Winning the title against Markus Beyer
Our fighter is a talented and clearly no mug,
And never gets distracted by his sisters juggs
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
He beat Carl Froch not far from his home town,
The slimester said he was robbed but Mikkel ignored that clown
He lost to Joe Calzaghe but that was no shame,
Infront of 50,000 Welshman it was a world of pain
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
Andre Ward kept getting him with headbutts,
And our Viking had to retire because of the cuts
He came back into the ring looking pretty mean,
And this proved true as he knocked out Allan Green
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
In a rematch with the slimester he looked totally shot,
Now thankfully he has retired instead of losing the plot
So Mikkel we say to you thanks for all of those fights
And now you can relax on a Saturday night
Half man, half tattoo you know it’s true, you know it’s true
Half man, half tattoo, fights in the ring, for me and you
Regards
Steffan
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Sun 08 Feb 2015, 1:51 pm
Hammersmith harrier wrote:You're a clown.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Guest Sun 08 Feb 2015, 2:38 pm
Every time I try not to hate Steffan, he goes and does this cr@p
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Sun 08 Feb 2015, 5:27 pm
I prefer you to hate me DaveDAVE667 wrote:Every time I try not to hate Steffan, he goes and does this cr@p
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by TRUSSMAN66 Sun 08 Feb 2015, 7:30 pm
If you'd been around in the sixties..............George Harrison never would have been a beatle.....
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Sun 08 Feb 2015, 7:56 pm
I'm a Doors man myself...but thanks for the compliment Truss. I might do a song about you nextTRUSSMAN66 wrote:If you'd been around in the sixties..............George Harrison never would have been a beatle.....
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by milkyboy Sun 08 Feb 2015, 9:23 pm
Steffan. Dave and hammy are metal heads and whilst they may be all SLAYER now, they probably cut their teeth on the final countdown ' we're heading for venus but still we stand tall, cos maybe they've seen us and will welcome us all'
They're in no position to criticise, your efforts even if they do maybe need err, a little refinement
They're in no position to criticise, your efforts even if they do maybe need err, a little refinement
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Hammersmith harrier Sun 08 Feb 2015, 9:43 pm
Have and always will hate all forms of hair rock/metal Milky, it's a turgid genre aimed at young girls who aren't interested in the music.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Sun 08 Feb 2015, 9:49 pm
This song is meant to be sung in a hip-hop style
Might send it to Eminem
Might send it to Eminem
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by milkyboy Sun 08 Feb 2015, 10:03 pm
I presumed that hammy... you were just a vehicle wanted to get the worst lyric of all time out there for comparison.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Sun 08 Feb 2015, 11:56 pm
Yeah Milky............. Hamsters into Grindcore.........get it right.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Coxy001 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 9:08 am
Steffie, how does Monday morning feel after being beaten in your own backyard by an England side shorn of 12 players?
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Steffan Mon 09 Feb 2015, 1:04 pm
I'm more a football man if I am honest (got tickets for all of Wales home remaining qualifying matches and might be going to the Cyprus away game) but in regards to the rugby when you are losing to a side like England then the coaches need sackingCoxy001 wrote:Steffie, how does Monday morning feel after being beaten in your own backyard by an England side shorn of 12 players?
I don't really believe the whole 'England were understrength' nonsense though. You have a population of 50 million and the biggest pool of players to select from in the world so "understrength" shouldn't even be in your vocabulary
Half of the players that came in for England are better than the ones they replaces anyway something us Welsh need to do but that will not happen under Gatland who will be out by the end of 2015
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 2:04 pm
When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Hammersmith harrier Mon 09 Feb 2015, 2:11 pm
I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 2:14 pm
Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Guest Mon 09 Feb 2015, 2:21 pm
Why did you write that you're a successful businessman?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
Grindcore's OK actually. NAPALM DEATH being the stand out artists (they sound a bit like METALLICA singing "Nothing Else Matters" all the time STRINGY. Ask your mummy to buy you a couple of their albums)
MIISERY INDEX are excellent but I wouldn't expect many of you to appreciate that comment what with you being as uninitiated in the ways of METAL as you are (liking Bon Jovi simply isn't enough)
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Hammersmith harrier Mon 09 Feb 2015, 2:32 pm
I wrote about all forms of metal, doesn't mean I like it all, is that a concept too difficult for you to comprehend?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Coxy001 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:20 pm
Strongback wrote:When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
When was the last time you won a world cup or got to the final?
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:52 pm
Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
When was the last time you won a world cup or got to the final?
You'll really enjoy the 50th anniversary of 1966 no doubt.
Imagine all the anniversaries Germany will have to have. I'm sure England's will be huge though.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:54 pm
Hammersmith harrier wrote:I wrote about all forms of metal, doesn't mean I like it all, is that a concept too difficult for you to comprehend?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
You wrote you were specifically a grind core journalist. Maybe you hated your job.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Coxy001 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm
Strongback wrote:Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
When was the last time you won a world cup or got to the final?
You'll really enjoy the 50th anniversary of 1966 no doubt.
Imagine all the anniversaries Germany will have to have. I'm sure England's will be huge though.
I'll answer your question for you: Never.
And not a football fan, follow and support a proper mans game watched by civilised people in a stadium you don't have to worry about segregation because they can be trusted to all get along without singing racist/homophobic/offensive songs.
See you in Dublin in a few weeks.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm
DAVE667 wrote:Why did you write that you're a successful businessman?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
Grindcore's OK actually. NAPALM DEATH being the stand out artists (they sound a bit like METALLICA singing "Nothing Else Matters" all the time STRINGY. Ask your mummy to buy you a couple of their albums)
MIISERY INDEX are excellent but I wouldn't expect many of you to appreciate that comment what with you being as uninitiated in the ways of METAL as you are (liking Bon Jovi simply isn't enough)
All that trash metal before the Black Album is sh1te. Sounds like it was made by bored teenagers on a four track in their parents box room.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Strongback Mon 09 Feb 2015, 4:01 pm
Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
When was the last time you won a world cup or got to the final?
You'll really enjoy the 50th anniversary of 1966 no doubt.
Imagine all the anniversaries Germany will have to have. I'm sure England's will be huge though.
I'll answer your question for you: Never.
And not a football fan, follow and support a proper mans game watched by civilised people in a stadium you don't have to worry about segregation because they can be trusted to all get along without singing racist/homophobic/offensive songs.
See you in Dublin in a few weeks.
I didn't bring up football. The last time England football fans came to Dublin they wrecked one of the oldest rugby stadiums in the world.
Something tells me you wouldn't be bothered by a bit of racist or homophobic chanting.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by TRUSSMAN66 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 4:04 pm
It's a shame you weren't born back in the day Strongy..
No one would have heard of The Stones or The Beatles....
No one would have heard of The Stones or The Beatles....
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Guest Mon 09 Feb 2015, 4:05 pm
Think we've already establish that you know f*ck all squared in a box when it comes to critiquing metal, sunshine. Thanks for your opinion now go w*nk yourself off to the corporate snore-fest that is "Enter Sandman". The Black album is more polished and tweaked than the end of your knob when you're listening to "Nothing Else Matters"Strongback wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Why did you write that you're a successful businessman?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
Grindcore's OK actually. NAPALM DEATH being the stand out artists (they sound a bit like METALLICA singing "Nothing Else Matters" all the time STRINGY. Ask your mummy to buy you a couple of their albums)
MIISERY INDEX are excellent but I wouldn't expect many of you to appreciate that comment what with you being as uninitiated in the ways of METAL as you are (liking Bon Jovi simply isn't enough)
All that trash metal before the Black Album is sh1te. Sounds like it was made by bored teenagers on a four track in their parents box room.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Coxy001 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 4:15 pm
Strongback wrote:Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:Coxy001 wrote:Strongback wrote:When was the last time England won a Grand Slam?
When was the last time you won a world cup or got to the final?
You'll really enjoy the 50th anniversary of 1966 no doubt.
Imagine all the anniversaries Germany will have to have. I'm sure England's will be huge though.
I'll answer your question for you: Never.
And not a football fan, follow and support a proper mans game watched by civilised people in a stadium you don't have to worry about segregation because they can be trusted to all get along without singing racist/homophobic/offensive songs.
See you in Dublin in a few weeks.
I didn't bring up football. The last time England football fans came to Dublin they wrecked one of the oldest rugby stadiums in the world.
Something tells me you wouldn't be bothered by a bit of racist or homophobic chanting.
There's a reason why I don't travel in to town on Saturday afternoons and that's because I may have to encounter some dole money grabbing, classless scum singing such songs.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Hammersmith harrier Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:56 pm
Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I wrote about all forms of metal, doesn't mean I like it all, is that a concept too difficult for you to comprehend?Strongback wrote:Hammersmith harrier wrote:I listen to all of one grindcore album which happens to feature a good friend of mine, i've always been quite scathing with my views of the genre as a whole.
So why did you write you were a Grindcore journalist previously?
You wrote you were specifically a grind core journalist. Maybe you hated your job.
I actually said I had written on the subject, rather different.
Like most things you don't have a clue, thrash metal is simply put American Heavy metal they felt the need to relabel in attempt to seem cutting edge and new, when in reality the NWOBH had been doing it for years already. Same with most subgenres of rock, anything slightly different gets a label, like Death being Progressive, technical death metal when in fact again they're just a heavy metal band. I tend to steer clear of Black Metal as it's a rather distasteful scene full of neo nazi's and depressed teenage boys deciding they're going to worship Satan just to stick it to the establishment.
Grindcore ironically does need a subgenre of it's own, as it combines both hardcore punk and heavy metal whilst utilising blast beats, it's an interesting genre from a political standpoint but the actual content leaves a lot to be desired. It's why the rather brilliant Bill Steer went on to form Carcass, a band that veered away from 'gorecore' to produce the magnum opus of British death metal Heartwork, the guitar work on that album is second only to Chuck Schuldiner.
In short Strongy, don't talk rubbish about something you know even less about than boxing.
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by TRUSSMAN66 Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:58 pm
That's no way to talk to a guy who owns half of Ireland !!
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Re: A song for Mikkel Kessler
by Dipper Brown Mon 09 Feb 2015, 8:03 pm
Always ends in tears with you boys when it goes off topic (not that I'm sure what the original topic was).
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