The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

Once I caught a fish alive.

Will take your word for it Jules. I have no intention of finding out.

Silly, turgid game. I watched them not leaving the tunnel on Friday, mind games of the highest order, then I whistled along with the Welsh anthem then I watched something else.

Not all doom and gloom for the Welshies though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/31249021

Rugby is a great sport. I do miss it, but the risks of injury aren't really worth it when you're done with school.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31163189

Finally a story that makes me proud to be from Rotherham.

Wish Tino were here. He'd have appreciated my 12345th (and threadsplit) post. Jeff used to care about such things, but he's become distant recently.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Once I caught a fish alive.

Wonderful stuff.

Sorry Jules, have been really busy at work for the last couple of weeks. Girl who caused this tragedy is back from holiday, so my commitment to Culture Cup matters will be back to normal levels. Still a bit gutted you sneaked into thread split position in front of me. I have not had the split for quite some time.

Rowley wrote:I have not had the split for quite some time.

Wahey!

Rowley wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31163189

Finally a story that makes me proud to be from Rotherham.

My concern is that he's going to come to Bradford insteadand we'll have him and George Galloway battling to see who can become the most annoying and grandstanding political pr!ck the City has seen.

You'll note I added the word "political" as the title of most annoying and grandstanding pr!ck is still mine.

Thread is dying a bit.

While shooting my 40 this weekend I nearly broke down in tears realising Tiger Woods made a couple hundred thousand dollars playing as badly as I was.

kingraf wrote:Thread is dying a bit.

While shooting my 40 this weekend I nearly broke down in tears realising Tiger Woods made a couple hundred thousand dollars playing as badly as I was.

He likes em blonde as well so offer him a 69 and you'll match his earnings. Try to wriggle out of the prenups

kingraf wrote:Thread is dying a bit.

While shooting my 40 this weekend I nearly broke down in tears realising Tiger Woods made a couple hundred thousand dollars playing as badly as I was.

Been to the airport yet?

Not yet no. About twenty minute trip with the Gautrain I think... Don't have that time.

You'd have to take the ticket price off your profit.

kingraf wrote:Thread is dying a bit.

While shooting my 40 this weekend I nearly broke down in tears realising Tiger Woods made a couple hundred thousand dollars playing as badly as I was.

I took the BBC wage comparison test the other week and discovered just how briefly Ronaldo would have to play to earn my yearly salary. Apparently he pockets something like £18 million a year and I was thinking that I could have pocketed his weekly wage which is close to £400k and had the same impact on the result of the Madrid Derby that he did....c*nt!

Still waiting for him to come out of the closet...even TRUSS is embarrassed at how long it's taking him to admit it.

Afternoon all. Did michaels drink himself to death on Friday?

Sh*te on here, today.

Might have to go to the tattoo thread if I can wade through the barely suppressed homoeroticism on there.

And I don't have a tattoo.

So I might stay here.

Or I might not.

I can do what I like.  That's the beauty of the world we live in.

I love the tattoo thread - Dave and jeff are bonding over the subject and may get matching ones soon.

Tina - I'm slightly younger than you and don't have a tattoo. the similarities are uncanny.

superflyweight wrote:I love the tattoo thread - Dave and jeff are bonding over the subject and may get matching ones soon.

Tina - I'm slightly younger than you and don't have a tattoo.  the similarities are uncanny.  

I love the fact Dave has one on his stomach.

I'm going for ALVIN STARDUST or LEO SAYER.

JOURNEY

ACE OF BASE

ECHOBELLY

I wrote:Wish Tino were here. He'd have appreciated my 12345th (and threadsplit) post.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*te on here, today.

Guess I was wrong.

Sorry Jules, I've been busy and couldn't be arsed to read through the thread.

Have subsequently read it.

It's good. It's not your finest work but still worthy of a few pages in your memoirs.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I love the fact Dave has one on his stomach.

I'm going for ALVIN STARDUST or LEO SAYER.

PARACOCCIDIODOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis/24539

superflyweight wrote: Dave and jeff are bonding over the subject and may get matching ones soon.

 

I really do think this has brought us closer together. However I draw the line at having EUROPE tattooed anywhere on my personage.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I love the fact Dave has one on his stomach.

I'm going for ALVIN STARDUST or LEO SAYER.

PARACOCCIDIODOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis/24539

He wanted that on his knob, but ended up with a shortened version. Now everyone who sees it thinks he is ex-Army.

...or a personal assistant.

Union Cane wrote:...or a personal assistant.

On a serious note - Truss is definitely grooming the entire board.  Keeps asking about body parts and is now onto tattoos.  I'm out at the point that he asks us to touch ourselves and to send him photos.

superflyweight wrote: I'm out at the point that he asks us to touch ourselves and to send him photos.

Too late for me.

He told me everyone had sent them.

I misunderstood and sent him this :

Spoiler:

Cack on here...

Who got the thread split?

I think it was Julian, summat about fish or summat.

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote: Dave and jeff are bonding over the subject and may get matching ones soon.

 

I really do think this has brought us closer together. However I draw the line at having EUROPE tattooed anywhere on my personage.

I'm thinking of getting a full body ROWLEY tattoo.

Think TRUSS is conducting an investigation into his wife's infidelity.
Current questions/topics...
"Have you watched Nightmare on Elm Street II? Are you gay?"
"Do you have tattoos?"

Next round of topics/threads from TRUSS
"Do you live near Didsbury?"
"Do you play rugby to a lesser standard than at least 15 other local men?"
"Do you own the Vauxhall that was parked on my drive when I can home?
"Do you own a pair of black boxers from H&M?"
"Do you know how to turn my telly on?"

Found this Cultural Quiz on the BBC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31294431

I got 2 out of 7.

I got 3 out of 7 but one was a guess.

3 for me too.

though one was more down to knowing who wrote the other 2 books...

JuliusHMarx wrote:I got 3 out of 7 but one was a guess.

I got 3 but only one (Syd Barrett) was with any certainty.

One was an educated guess and t'other one was a complete guess.

Both mine were guesses.

At least I now know never to watch a Stoppard play, not that I would have done anyway. He seems like a bit of a massive bell end.

Union Cane wrote:Both mine were guesses.

At least I now know never to watch a Stoppard play, not that I would have done anyway. He seems like a bit of a massive bell end.

I'm sure Jeff and Super will both get 6 out of 7. Raf will get 8.

Got your bags packed? TIMC got her imaginary notes to hand?

Tick tock, tick tock....

Everything's ready, just waiting on that call.

Stoppard can phuck off - and so can his wife.

I got 2 (both of which I knew) and I guessed badly on the rest.

You can phuck off as well Tina!

I've seen a Tom Stoppard play in the West End - that's darn sarf in Laaaaahhhhndaaaahhhhn.
It had Felicity Kendal in it - that's why we went.

I went to see Romeo and Juliet at the Globe because Mrs Windows made me take her.

It was sh*te. Complete and utter sh*te. Although I was entertained by one gull trying to mount another on the roof above the stage. He was really persistent, but didn't manage to seal the deal.

I was willing him on.

I can't get to the second question. Who the **** is Groneril?

I saw Romeo & Juliet at the RSC in Stratford. It was superb although I doubt Tino would have liked it.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I saw Romeo & Juliet at the RSC in Stratford. It was superb although I doubt Tino would have liked it.

I would if there was any gull r*pe going on.