The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 05 Mar 2015, 9:03 am

First topic message reminder :

I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

991

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 7:51 am

I am sure this was Big Fun last time but this can not be eternal

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 8:00 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:The Spy Who Loved Me Sean. Does have Barbara Bach and a killer theme tune in its plus column.
They'd have to redo it for a modern remake
"The Spy who loved me,"
"Is keeping all my secrets in a suitcase but then leaving them on a f*cking train...tooooo-niiiiight!"

I actually know this bloke. One of my best friends. We were chuckling about it the other night.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 8:08 am

Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 8:13 am

Good morning.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 8:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Morning chunk.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:05 am

08:22

Must be a record.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:08 am

doesn't count. it was a salutation.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:12 am

I think all the others have gone to a different site and not told us.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:13 am

Galted's probably on mumsnet again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:14 am

Jeff is on Gregg's.com

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:23 am

shah is on farmersweekly.com

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:27 am

There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:29 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

I can think of loads of stuff worse than that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

I can think of loads of stuff worse than that.

That's because you're much cleverer than Oscar Wilde.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:34 am

People putting con calls in at 08:30 is not the future on a Friday, though better than 17:00.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:38 am

I've got one at 1 p.m. - who the phuck arranges a conf call for Friday lunchtime?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:40 am

C*nts Jules, that's who, bet it is Hugh Jackman, Will Ferrell or BON JOVI or other manner or utter c*nt

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:48 am

Any calls on a Friday should be punishable by death.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:49 am

Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:52 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:52 am

Affurs

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:53 am

David Milliband.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:David Milliband.

Was it the naked pic of Hoff that gave it away?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:David Milliband.

Was it the naked pic of Hoff that gave it away?

All of it was pretty simple.

The millipede picture gave me a semi.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 9:59 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:08 am

Boooooks

Spoiler:

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:09 am

50 shades of gray

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:11 am

Love sacks.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

looks cool in the shades.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:15 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

looks cool in the shades.

Looks like he might be indoors again.

C*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:17 am

Culture

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

Try my work mobile.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

Try my work mobile.

Will do.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

It's not pronounced Rowley, though, is it? It's pronounced Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

It's not pronounced Rowley, though, is it? It's pronounced Rowley.

No, it's pronounced Rowley. That's why I got it right.

by kingraf Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:36 am

Who was it that went to a street or town called Rowley and didn't even bother checking how it wasn't pronounced?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:36 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

I don't think these puns can end until I point out that Seans arse is a Boyzone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:41 am

kingraf wrote:Who was it that went to a street or town called Rowley and didn't even bother checking how it wasn't pronounced?

Me.

It was Rowley Lane in Borehamwood. I was only driving down it.

As I said at the time, it wasn't the sort of place you stop and ask the locals how the road is pronounced.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:41 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

I don't think these puns can end until I point out that Seans arse is a Boyzone.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:48 am

nah, i'd be carter the unstoppable sex machine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:48 am

Boyzone are Irish. How can they be Britpop?

Sometimes I wonder about this place.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:55 am

Barry McGuigan is British.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 10:58 am

The millenium was in 2000

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:04 am

Hugh Jackman is a decent guy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:05 am

You've never met him.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:15 am

Tino is a decent guy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Mar 2015, 11:18 am

Tophat visits the gym daily.

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