The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:With regards to that Tino.  You'd have to take 70% of that off because of the bullshite factor

What, the trade for your missus or the infidelity list?

Both. The former because cows cant do bullshite they're the wrong gender and the latter because the person answearing hopes the person asking will be impressed by their fictional sexual prowess and offer them a rimjob

Are you suggesting that Seany bullsh*ts about all his sexual conquests?

Bing bong billy

Ask a silly question get a silly answer

The only thing more fictional than seans sexual conquests is tophats weight loss.

At least Toppy has the possibility of losing weight. There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

DAVE wrote:There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

The French do occasionally...

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

The French do occasionally...

They're not actually women, just effeminate Frenchmen...or Frenchmen

DAVE wrote:They're not actually women, just effeminate Frenchmen...or Frenchmen

Whack in a private education and it is bang on type.

At one point in France Gerard Depardieu was considered quite the heart throb, when one considers that the idea of Sean finding one who is willing to endure him is not completely out of left field.

Jeff kills another one.

I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

Superfly?

Billy big banana. I like that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

Superfly?

Maybes he was the first 3 parent child although i dont think double penetration counts.

Fist, benders.

Sicond.

I can confirm that I am not Strongy's dad and nor have I done a sex in or around or on Katie Hopkins or Ghosty.

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

I can confirm that I am not Strongy's dad and nor have I done a sex in or around or on Katie Hopkins or Ghosty.  

But you are a spiteful bastard at times.

Morning all.

Morning sleety b!tches...as my dad's suffered enough strokes to fell a rhino and still kicking around 25 years later, I reckon he's the hardest (he told me to say that or he's batter me*)

*Tina reads this and weeps gently...lest he provoke the ire of any of his brood

My Dad is Scottish and now lives in England. He is considerably harder than yours, Dave.

My dad's from Jamaica and lives in England, Scottish people worship him as "tha almighty broon-faced wun"

DAVE667 wrote:My dad's from Jamaica and lives in England, Scottish people worship him as "tha almighty broon-faced wun"

He'd be too chilled out to take my Dad. My arl mans angry. Pale skinned and angry. Just like superfly.

Of all the words I could use to describe my dad, "chilled" would be way waaaaaaay down the list. Even at 85 years old he was kicking up a fuss when I told him the other month that he had to go into a new Nursing Home because the old one was only going to focus on Residential Care.

My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

Galted wrote:My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

You were born with a head like Sloth though, weren't you?

Morning all.

Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff. You well?

Sh*t on here again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

You were born with a head like Sloth though, weren't you?

It was, apparently, like a gnome's hat that was falling over.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff.  You well?

Sh*t on here again.

I'm always well. How are things in the big smoke today?

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff.  You well?

Sh*t on here again.

I'm always well. How are things in the big smoke today?

Full of b*llends. Weather is alright though. Crisp but hazy.

I wonder where Julio is.

Probably down by the bookstore.

Or having a conference call.

Hopefully he'll be able to break free from it soon.

Thought someone had agreed that anyone arranging a conference call on a Friday could be shot...in the face...twice...with a cannon.

Water cannon or pellets soaked in vinegar?

Afternoon slags. How goes it?

Galted. Are you Nikolai Valuev

I'm not Terry Pratchett - that's just fantasy.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Terry Pratchett - that's just fantasy.

Where the hell have you been, Jules? I've been frantic with worry.

Aye Julius he's been running round holding his willy in a glass full of seawater and at random points stopping at passers by. Showing em his willy and demanding to know if they've seen a man who looks like It.

I'm not a white police officer in Ferguson. Just found myself stuck in an elevator with half a dozen women.

Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000. What celebrations should we plan?

superflyweight wrote:Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000.  What celebrations should we plan?

Has to be EMO. A Culture Cup based EMO poem.

That's the in thing at the moment.

Crap on here.

How are TIMC and TILC getting on Union?

superflyweight wrote:Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000.  What celebrations should we plan?

How about 4000 pints of Buckfast...or as you people call it...a quiet night in!

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31855389

I'll be back shortly my wife's been nagging at me to get off my phone for hours.

If only Fred Talbot had had one

Rowley wrote:How are TIMC and TILC getting on Union?

Fist!

Very well thanks Jeff, so much so that I'm allowed to go back to work. Woopie doo. 

Woopie? Whuppie? Whoopie? Whuppy? Doo? Do? ?!?!?

Fist! again. 

At the risk of sounding like Shah, I do believe that would be described as a double fisting.

What a way to start the week.

Yup. Beat me to it. Morning slag, how goes it with Mrs and Junior

All good thanks mate, don't know what kind of state they'll be in when I get home tonight though.

How bizniss an ting with you?

Not bad actually, just a little busy at work. Playing games. Dead, even for a monday morning.

Morning Shah/Union how're the good fight/sprog breeding going?

Good morning.