The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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Jeff wrote:Assume you mean Jane Seymour Rick. The theme is still one of the best though.

Sure do Jeff!

Not read any of the non fleming ones, may pick them up...

sean, you would do that crazy Grace Jones(?) bird given half the chance

Happy Birthday Rowley you dog, now back in your cage

ADAD sends his regards (by "regards" I mean the severed heads of infidels, journalists, women, children, homosexuals....are we certain ADAD isn't Shah?)

seanmichaels wrote:Best Bond girl is Barbara Bach I'm afraid Galtman. Would also do the bird in Goldfinger off 2.4 children.

Actually, she wasn't in 2point4 children. She was in the upper hand with joe mcgann

seanmichaels wrote:Best Bond girl is Barbara Bach I'm afraid Galtman. Would also do the bird in Goldfinger off 2.4 children.

Barbara Bach is lovely - her husband is an utter bell end - but she is lovely.

Honor Blackman you mean Sean.

Cheers Dave, I miss Adad, he showed Shah how to do the whole angry Asian thing properly.

Barbara Bach is a good choice. Always liked Britt Ekland though, think it was since seeing the Wicker man as a teenager, that sort of thing stays with you.

I like Sophie Marceau but that's more a Braveheart thing. Couldn't tell you my favourite Bond girl thought. Never really bothered with them. Bit like asking what my favourite Bond gadget was

Body double for the 'scene', jeff. The clue is in the size of the arse.

DAVE667 wrote:I like Sophie Marceau but that's more a Braveheart thing. Couldn't tell you my favourite Bond girl thought. Never really bothered with them. Bit like asking what my favourite Bond gadget was

My cousin in-law (a frog) looks like Sophie Marceau.

superflyweight wrote:Body double for the 'scene', jeff.  The clue is in the size of the arse.  

That's my childhood ruined.

Ursula Andress was a belter. Don't agree with 0007.com's top 10 but she is a worthy winner nonetheless.

Phucking 'ell. She looks like a klingon these days

Spoiler:

seanmichaels wrote:Phucking 'ell. She looks like a klingon these days

Spoiler:

Thought you went for these Helen Mirren/Anne Robinson type man-eaters, Sean?

Face like a turd on the pavement in the sun.

Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

Galted wrote:Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

The opposite of seans octoarsehole

Galted wrote:Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

Yet despite this still managed to be awful. If you're looking for Moore's best Bond you can't get past Live and Let Die or Golden Gun.

I respect your opinion on film about as much as anyone on here Galted, but you're getting Bond wrong, very wrong.

Galted wrote:Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

Didn't flash gordon have something similar? Flash's gash parlour?

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

Yet despite this still managed to be awful. If you're looking for Moore's best Bond you can't get past Live and Let Die or Golden Gun.

I respect your opinion on film about as much as anyone on here Galted, but you're getting Bond wrong, very wrong.

My favourite is the one with ths submarines swallowed by the oil tanker.

Berrrr, beep, bup, beep beep. Berrrr, beep, bup, beep beep. Berrrr, beep, bup, beep beep. Berrrr, beep, bup, beep beep.

The Spy Who Loved Me Sean. Does have Barbara Bach and a killer theme tune in its plus column.

A while back I downloaded all the Bond films with the firm intention of watching the lot...I got about halfway through "Dr No", got very bored and disillusioned as my "I think Sean Connery is sh!t" phase was reactivated and I deleted the f*cking lot of them.

The only Bond girl worth mentioning wouldn't count in Rowley's eyes as it's Kim Basinger in "Never Say Never Again" which is utter rubbish and generally regarded as the sh!t-flinging retarded 2nd cousin of every other Bond film.

Rowley wrote:The Spy Who Loved Me Sean. Does have Barbara Bach and a killer theme tune in its plus column.

They'd have to redo it for a modern remake
"The Spy who loved me,"
"Is keeping all my secrets in a suitcase but then leaving them on a f*cking train...tooooo-niiiiight!"

I am a Bond geek Dave. I got the box set on Christmas the other year and in tribute to Alan Partridge decided to have book a few days off work and watch them all back to back. Can honestly say have had few better weekends.

Suffice to say Never Say Never again did not feature Dave.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:Octopussy contained an entire no-men-except-Bond-allowed floating palace full of gash.

Yet despite this still managed to be awful. If you're looking for Moore's best Bond you can't get past Live and Let Die or Golden Gun.

I respect your opinion on film about as much as anyone on here Galted, but you're getting Bond wrong, very wrong.

As it's your birthday and you're wiser in the ways of Bond than I am I shall defer to your opinion, just for today though.

Basinger is now dating her hair stylist.

Jeff, as a Bond fan, who are the slightly homoerotic ABBA lookalikes who are the baddies in one of the films? I think they appear as waiters at some point.

Live and Let Die, Golden Gun and View to a Kill are the best Moore Bonds (pound for pound Moore is the best Bond).

Diamonds are Forever is the best Connery Bond with Goldfinger not far behind.

Skyfall is the best Craig Bond.

Can't remember their names but they appear in Diamonds are Forever. They are ridiculously camp.

superflyweight wrote:Live and Let Die, Golden Gun and View to a Kill are the best Moore Bonds (pound for pound Moore is the best Bond).  

Diamonds are Forever is the best Connery Bond with Goldfinger not far behind.

Skyfall is the best Craig Bond.  

What do you think is Lazenby's best outing?

Jeff wrote:What do you think is Lazenby's best outing?

OHMSS is the best book

I like From Russia with Love in the books Rick.

Fair enough Jeff could not provide a persuasive enough argument to claim otherwise

I refuse to comment on the Australian, Welsh or Irish Bonds.

I actually quite like Dalton, which I know is sacriledge to some but I am a maverick.

Jones the Bond.

Brosnan is the best Bond. IMO.

The lowest ever Bond moment has to be Connery getting off with himself in Diamonds are Forever to avoid detection.

I like the bit in You Only live Twice where he disguises himself as Japanese by brushing his hair forward.

Still maintain though the lowest point in any Bond is the invisible car in Die Another Day, either that or Madonna's god awful cameo.

Not sure, Brosnan surfing the tidal wave in Die Another Day was fairly rancid.

Agreed Sean, take Halle Berry out od DAD and it has little to redeem it, the theme tune is a low as well.

Rowley wrote:Agreed Sean, take Halle Berry out od DAD and it has little to redeem it, the theme tune is a low as well.

Smacks of the dying days of 'cool' Britannia. Ritchie, Madonna, a sh!te Oasis.......

Those were the days. It's all a bit of a Blur now though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Those were the days. It's all a bit of a Blur now though.

Frak off

Shah, beat him to a Pulp

Whilst some of these puns have had a certain Verve I think we need to Cast aside such childishness.

Obviously these puns are beneath me, but until I run out of them I am willing to Embrace this nonsense.

Rowley wrote:Obviously these puns are beneath me, but until I run out of them I am willing to Embrace this nonsense.

Sounds a bit Dodgy to me.

You have used the Dodgy on before Jules, are these avatars Charlatans?

Fist

Good moaning

We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

It needs to stop. In fact, I think we need to put these Britpop puns into a metaphorical Sleeper hold.

Agreed, enough is enough. I hope we will all Take That approach.