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Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Marky
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - "Wisden"
Real Madrid - Viva

Week 1 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 25th May

Arsenal/Miky is Voter

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Barcelona v PSG
Bayern Munich v Porto
Chelsea v Man Citeh
Dortmund v Juventus

And I will forever maintain that had you stuck to task, you'd be debating the merits of Bath, Kings Lynn, Towcester, Aberystwyth and the Vatican as good spots for your team in Task 2

He did stick to task unlike Viva I like the way he's been penalized for a name we never used & Viva got points for a name he forgot to use

He's been penalised for a) suggesting it in the first place, and b) for Viva not posting a team name, and you posting Marky's. It's actually a threesome in the blame game. You're far from innocent my lad.

I couldn't give a Poopie frankly Azzy When you start doing your job fairly ill start doing mine properly

When you have a real job I'll do my pretend one to your lofty standards

You can say what you like Fella, You know your in the wrong here otherwise you wouldn't be defending yourself so much, It wasn't an easy decision no but it was fairly obvious who had done the work and who hadn't. I thought even you could see that

I'm nowhere near the wrong, I'm trying to get Marky to admit it's his fault. Without that name suggestion, he's still here. Is it my fault he suggested a silly name? No. Is it his fault Viva forgot and you posted his name? No. But dem's da breakz. Viva lost a point for forgetting the name so he was as punished as Marky was. It's actually you who got off lightly. This is your way of glossing over that with Trebs. He knows he had a strong week and you're wobbling, he's here to knock you clean out.

Of course that's assuming Viva and co don't win.

doesn't seem much point me putting any effort in this when it clear by that comment i have no chance of survival regardless of what me & trebs produce

#Viva'sLilBiatch *Whip noise*

Whoever makes it to the final can expect a fair and honest vote from me and my faithful lover azzy.

Azzy wrote:Of course that's assuming Viva and co don't win.

And what a shock that would be, if Viva won. What a fairytale ending.

It would be a shock, going by past form and current standings. But far from impossible.

Nando, if you smash Trebs on this task and your team loses, you're safe. If you lose and Trebs has smashed you, you're gone. But I'm sure if you work hard together you'll do a great job, you are two long-standing managers of fake online football management renown. The other team has one of those, a rookie in Miky, and Viva.

Could go either way Nando.

If Trebs comes up with an idea as bad as the African WC spots one, and Azzy sees the bigger picture, you will sail through.

But if you come up with another stock exchange idea, it could be curtains.

I think our location could be potentially very good unless Trebs has another idea for a place Not exactly competition

Rookie? I've won more fake titles than you Azzy.

I've played more games than Nando, Gsc, Azzy and Miky put together and I've never quit.

Aren't you supposed to discuss on your page so Azzy can see who suggested an offensive acronym?

Indeed. All workings should be posted at the time so I can ensure no foul play. Marky might still be here if he had conducted that business via PM, then neglected to ever mention it come submission time.

Marky might still be here if Azzy actually did his job* properly.

*obviously I don't mean working on an unsailable boat

*which has set on fire and flooded in his first six months

What boat do you work on again

He's the captain of the Love Boat

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Anyone able to do basel tactics?

Nope.

Okay i'll just write some. I know how to win games if i'm doing results

I'll do them for £500k Trebs?

I'll do them for £400k Trebs?

Hero still owes us Sheep.

1. Name a type of religion?
2. A type of vegetable
3. An anti virus software
4. A professional porn star
5. Manchester Uniteds worst player this season
6. Arsenals worst player this season
7. Best left back in the world
8. Viva's favourite spicy food

Answers to azzy by 2PM.

Mighty you still need tactics for Basel?

Nadeem you can give us better questions than that, seems like you always ask the same questions.

I'll do some rap questions then.

1. A song by D12 not involving Eminem
2. A rapper that has collaborated with Tupac
3. West Coast or East Coast
4. The best lyrically dope rapper ever
5. A rapper that has got shot and survived
6. A footballer that looks like Lil Wayne

I'll have mine in by tonight need to have a look at my squad.

Viva your the rap god here you should easilly win. But half the people on this league listen to their bloody Justine Bieber and their Spice Girls. I'm looking at you miky.

Miky's openly said he's into grime, it's the rest of us into Bieber.

Apparently putting Synthol in your arms is more dangerous than steroids. Google images doesn't do it justice. Sick Poopie!

Not really Nadeem you racist bastard. You think we only listen to rap and Asian music (I don't listen to Asian music at all, it's Poopie)

Sorry for being racist towards you viva. Listening to Bieber is nothing to be ashamed of. All the teenage girls are doing it now!

I'll do some rap questions then.

1. A song by D12 not involving Eminem - Something about violence/police being racist/hoes/champagne/coming from the streets
2. A rapper that has collaborated with Tupac - Mr C from the Shamen
3. West Coast or East Coast - South Coast
4. The best lyrically dope rapper ever - John Barnes - World in Motion
5. A rapper that has got shot and survived - Dizzee Rascal
6. A footballer that looks like Lil Wayne - John Rooney, his cousin

Hero > Viva in rap knowledge ♧

I listen to all sorts of music, I'll listen to pretty much anything.

Hip hop, Rap and Grime are probably the 3 I listen to the most.

Still haven't got any Basel tactics, be my guest

I'm going on my lunch break now, I can do them later on.

Holymiky wrote:I listen to all sorts of music, I'll listen to pretty much anything.

Hip hop, Rap and Grime are probably the 3 I listen to the most.

You heard Kendrick Lamars new album?

I've heard parts of it not really had a full listen, what I've heard is good though.

Koba wrote:You heard Kendrick Lamars new album?

I'm pretty certain he's a Basketball player

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:You heard Kendrick Lamars new album?

I'm pretty certain he's a Basketball player

Well he is black.

Azzy, Miky, Hero any of you playing Bloodbourne oh wait it's a PS4 exclusive.

Azzy, hero, miky if you like xbox one that's fine by me. I won't wind you up at every turn. I prefer the ps4 but you guys are allowed a different opinion.

Viva i don't care about blood borne

Same to you too Trebs, if you have a PS4 and love it, great. We all deserve a console we love.

As for Bloodborne, not my cup of tea. I have Dragon Age Inquisition to keep me company for months, plus Unity & Black Flag to finish.

Wasn't a fan of Dark Souls, BloodBorne looks of the same ilk so not fussed.
No Man's Sky I'm more concerned about it not making it onto Xbox One.