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Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Marky
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - "Wisden"
Real Madrid - Viva

Week 1 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 25th May

Arsenal/Miky is Voter

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Barcelona v PSG
Bayern Munich v Porto
Chelsea v Man Citeh
Dortmund v Juventus

I agree completely with both of those points of views

And i'll just say that i bravely stepped up as leader and courageously fought to beat the obscenely named team but didn't have the support.

Then we can shift the blame onto GSC and he understandably won't be happy about it.

Morning all. Azzrentice at 10am. Be ready to face me in my Boardroom. I am not in the best of moods today so you may all get fired.

I.e Azzy only had an idea for one week

Ie both submissions are awful and none of you deserve to be my Azzrentice.

Is that the rent boy version of the apprentice?

Neither submission is awful, except maybe the other teams'

GSC wrote:Is that the rent boy version of the apprentice?

It is, hence why you're the favourite to win

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Not a great crop of Manager of the Year in the PL this season. Koeman seems like the obvious candidate. Dyche if Burnley stay up.

What about van Gaal?

No one really expected United to make the top 4 and it looks like they might do it.

To be honest. At best hes done a slightly above average job given the resources he spent and some of the players he inherited. For Koeman to take a team stripped of its best players and to rebuild it into a European challenger is far more impressive imo

Agreed. Maybe Allardyce too.

I would personally vote for Koeman too, to add to GSC's post, it's his first season in England too.

Before Christmas for sure. 2015 form may have ruled him out.

I'd vote Mourinho.

Anyone else think its a shame footballlight isn't in the azzrentice?

Oh my, him and Nick today would have killed it

It's a shame I have actual real work to do. So far today I've prepared a 2,000 word report and drafted and practised a 10minute presentation on Powerpoint. And Marky is still being a biatch.

Its your fault for your bizarre decision making Azzy. It's biased and its nonsensical.

Couldve used a few more entrants to be honest

Marky I've been transparent throughout. I've still to see you face up to the fact that if you hadn't wasted the first day working out that acronym, you'd be in Task 2. Be a man, admit you made a mistake, move on.

Nothing had been decided by our team leader in terms of workload, messing around with an acronym as you see it was irrelevant. Its not like I was avoiding work, we were waiting on Viva. You'd know that if you did your part of this properly.

GSC wrote:Couldve used a few more entrants to be honest

Its becoming obvious why more people didn't join TBH, with Azzy in charge.

When I sacked soddy for choosing Morgan Schneiderlin he had the grace to cry for 5mins then get on with it, why are you still here moaning about it? There's no prize money involved, it's not like you're being disadvantaged. I love how much you wanted to be my Azzrentice but it's not your time. Apply for the next competition, come back stronger, harder, with more spunk, and I'm sure you'll do better.

Marky is a sore loser.

If that was me I'd have have cursed Marky and Nando but then I'd wish everyone good luck and thank Azzy for allowing me the chance to participate in the Azzrentice. And I'd be back in the final to win it for my side.

Monster Ripper is bloody deadly on your bladder. I went for a urine 4 times in the last hour and each time lasted 30secs. Don't drink energy drinks kids!

Azzy wrote:When I sacked soddy for choosing Morgan Schneiderlin he had the grace to cry for 5mins then get on with it, why are you still here moaning about it? There's no prize money involved, it's not like you're being disadvantaged. I love how much you wanted to be my Azzrentice but it's not your time. Apply for the next competition, come back stronger, harder, with more spunk, and I'm sure you'll do better.

I've already been an Azzrentice winner. It wasn't worth it.

Koba wrote:Marky is a sore loser.

If that was me I'd have have cursed Marky and Nando but then I'd wish everyone good luck and thank Azzy for allowing me the chance to participate in the Azzrentice. And I'd be back in the final to win it for my side.

That's a good idea. Perhaps I could then claim I won the entire thing despite my early elimination?

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Marky is a sore loser.

If that was me I'd have have cursed Marky and Nando but then I'd wish everyone good luck and thank Azzy for allowing me the chance to participate in the Azzrentice. And I'd be back in the final to win it for my side.

That's a good idea. Perhaps I could then claim I won the entire thing despite my early elimination?

Nope you're not as good as me.

Team Pele is a worse name than team F.U.C.K.E.D.O.F.F.

What has Team Pele got to do with representing what FIFA should stand for. Team F.U.C.K.E.D.O.F.F. , bizarrely, represents it more.

Koba wrote:

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Marky is a sore loser.

If that was me I'd have have cursed Marky and Nando but then I'd wish everyone good luck and thank Azzy for allowing me the chance to participate in the Azzrentice. And I'd be back in the final to win it for my side.

That's a good idea. Perhaps I could then claim I won the entire thing despite my early elimination?

Nope you're not as good as me.

Excuse me while I go off and count the amount of times you've won the Azzrentice.







I'm back.

ZERO. Zero times you've actually been the winner.

Afro wrote:Team Pele is a worse name than team F.U.C.K.E.D.O.F.F.

What has Team Pele got to do with representing what FIFA should stand for. Team F.U.C.K.E.D.O.F.F. , bizarrely, represents it more.

Fifa's Underworld of Corruption, Kickabouts, Ethics and Diving - Official Football Federation. Apparently not serious

Well even you have to admit it's not serious and largely about the acronym.

But it still follows the task brief better than Team Pele does

Team Pele is a symbol of erection dysfunction.

How dare you

I suppose dysfunction reflects FIFA well

I dunno about you but when I think of FIFA, a group of dysfunctional dicks come to mind

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:

Marky wrote:

Koba wrote:Marky is a sore loser.

If that was me I'd have have cursed Marky and Nando but then I'd wish everyone good luck and thank Azzy for allowing me the chance to participate in the Azzrentice. And I'd be back in the final to win it for my side.

That's a good idea. Perhaps I could then claim I won the entire thing despite my early elimination?

Nope you're not as good as me.

Excuse me while I go off and count the amount of times you've won the Azzrentice.







I'm back.

ZERO. Zero times you've actually been the winner.

I thought it was them Liverpool fans that live in the past not you Chelsea lot. Nobody cares what happend 5000 trillion years ago, it's about the present. I'm here smoking my reefa with my crocodile skin shoes on sitting in the next round while you've been knocked out in the first round, even CF get knocked out that early.

Azzy said pick a name that is good with Football.

So I went with 3 time WC winner and ambassador of Fifa, Mr Pele. Azzy did say do not pick a stupid silly name which I said to Marky but he ignored and now he is knocked out in the first round while the big boys and Nando compete in the 2nd round.

Koba wrote:Azzy said pick a name that is good with Football.

So I went with 3 time WC winner and ambassador of Fifa, Mr Pele. Azzy did say do not pick a stupid silly name which I said to Marky but he ignored and now he is knocked out in the first round while the big boys and Nando compete in the 2nd round.

You said it to me AFTER I'd made my suggestion, then we all agreed to go with your suggestion. I didn't ignore it, you were the one who didn't even mention our team name, which was 1/3rd of the task and something YOU were responsible for as team leader

I'm in the next round.

Koba wrote:I'm in the next round.

Actually, if Azzy's quit, there is no next round

Lets all be friends again and no one has to suck Azzy off.

I never stopped being friends, just went on the WUM after my unfair dismissal.

That's why I'm saying we need a second judge. Then there won't be any biased voting etc. I nominate afro.

I feel blown. Time to put my feet up after a busy day. I hate sorting out invoices. I've had £870k of them on my desk since Monday morning and I've only just done what I needed to with them. Bloody Marky

Azzy feels blown, blames Marky

Hmm

Azzy wrote:I feel blown. Time to put my feet up after a busy day. I hate sorting out invoices. I've had £870k of them on my desk since Monday morning and I've only just done what I needed to with them. Bloody Marky

I still maintain that had you done the Azzrentice properly (and fired Viva for his inadequate team leading) all of this would have been avoided.

GSC wrote:Azzy feels blown, blames Marky

Hmm

azzy does seem a bit more cheerful. Whatever marky did it worked wonders!