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Teams
Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Marky
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - "Wisden"
Real Madrid - Viva

Week 1 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 25th May

Arsenal/Miky is Voter

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Barcelona v PSG
Bayern Munich v Porto
Chelsea v Man Citeh
Dortmund v Juventus

No thanks to Labour. Miliband/Balls never inspired confidence. Cameron/Osbourne may be tossers, but at least they are credible.

Balls losing his seat is a personal highlight for me

Two great things: no SNP ransom demands from a Labour minority, and no Ed Balls.

Two good things: no Nigel Farage, no Vince Cable

Two bad things: that awful Aussie woman is still leading the Greens, and Labour's two favourites to replace Miliband are Andy Burnham (personality of a door stop) and Chukka Umunna (personality of Viva on acid).

Chukka Umunna and Ed Balls are both very intelligent people with charisma and I am very disappointed that the former didn't win his seat. I hope Umunna is the next leader, a great young guy.

Ed Miliband didn't have the required charisma, but I am convinced he would have been the best man for the job. He is the best man for the job. It's just that he can't eat a bacon sandwich and it's hilarious that he's a loser that's worse than his brother.

Umunna I bet now that if he's the next leader of Labour then he'd do a Blair 97 at the next Election and storm to victory.

If Chukka Umunna is the next Labour leader then the 2020 election is already Tory. He is the most antagonistic, patronising, self-aggrandizing smug prat in the House of Commons, he has zero understanding of the electorate and his purpose as an MP and, to be frank, I've always thought he is as un-Labour as you could get. I loathe him.

I would vote Labour but Brown-Miliband-Burnham/Umunna, that's not a party I can support.

Ed Balls and charisma used in the same sentence. I've heard it all.

Labour will be too busy trying to retake Scotland at this point. Cant challenge the Tories without the Scottish vote

Which is why the Tories should let Scotland defect. They'll guarantee themselves power for decades.

Can someone help find one last manager please

My PS4 is officially returned as of Monday

#ICameISawIConquered
#UndisputedFifaKing

I'll drop out and help run things with you if you like xx

There isn't really much to run

I can fluff you then.

Sounds good

Where can I find a list of champions league semi finals last 15 years.

From 2015 till 2000 if you can please.

Azzy you're repulsive, rotten, revolting without being on Acid.

So Chuka Umunna light then?

Had to go through individual Wikipedia pages for this:

2000 Real vs Bayern, Valencia vs Barca
2001 Real vs Bayern, Leeds vs Valencia
2002 United vs Leverkusen, Barca vs Real
2003 Real vs Juve, AC Milan vs Inter
2004 Monaco vs Chelsea, Deportivo la Coruna vs Porto
2005 AC Milan vs PSV, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2006 Arsenal vs Villareal, AC Milan vs Barca
2007 United vs AC Milan, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2008 Barca vs United, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2009 Barca vs Chelsea, United vs Arsenal
2010 Bayern vs Lyon, Inter vs Barca
2011 Real vs Barca, Schalke vs United
2012 Bayern vs Real, Chelsea vs Barca
2013 Dortmund vs Real, Barca vs Bayern
2014 Bayern vs Real, Chelsea vs Atletico
2015 Bayern vs Barca, Real vs Juve

Azzy wrote:So Chuka Umunna light then?

Had to go through individual Wikipedia pages for this:

2000 Real vs Bayern, Valencia vs Barca
2001 Real vs Bayern, Leeds vs Valencia
2002 United vs Leverkusen, Barca vs Real
2003 Real vs Juve, AC Milan vs Inter
2004 Monaco vs Chelsea, Deportivo la Coruna vs Porto
2005 AC Milan vs PSV, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2006 Arsenal vs Villareal, AC Milan vs Barca
2007 United vs AC Milan, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2008 Barca vs United, Liverpool vs Chelsea
2009 Barca vs Chelsea, United vs Arsenal
2010 Bayern vs Lyon, Inter vs Barca
2011 Real vs Barca, Schalke vs United
2012 Bayern vs Real, Chelsea vs Barca
2013 Dortmund vs Real, Barca vs Bayern
2014 Bayern vs Real, Chelsea vs Atletico
2015 Bayern vs Barca, Real vs Juve

You're the best ever, I almost feel bad calling you repulsive. Xxxxxxx

Happy birthday Viva x

Missed Viva's birthday? Gutted. Hope you had a great day babez xxxxx

Shall get this under way this afternoon

I've asked twisty if he wants to join.

What did you do on your birthday viva? Your only "19" once so you better have celebrated it in style.

Somehow I just cant resist trolling the motorsport forum

Hey gsc leave Lewis Hamilton alone. Sure he's not smashing that pussycat Nicole Scherzinger anymore but his gears are still working, as seen by the championship table.

Twisty is too busy atm to join the league so you can get this league started now if you want nando.

Thank you Hero and Azzy.

I didn't celebrate my birthday Nadeem, I haven't celebrated the last 2. I don't feel like celebrating being another year older.

Hopefully this cheers you up viva

ABC's of Aging

A is for arthritis,
B is for bad back,
C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention--
and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches)
H is high blood pressure
I is for itches, and lots of incisions
J is for joints, that now fail to flex
L is for libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack all the time
(But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my
Memory from time to time)
N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis
O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack
P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu?
Give me another pill and I'll be good as new!
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights,
counting fears on how to pay my medical bills!
T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
and the word 'terminal' also rings too near
U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)
V is for vertigo, as life spins by
W is worry, for pains yet unfound
X is for X ray--and what one might find
Y is for year (another one, I'm still alive).
Z is for zest
For surviving the symptoms my body's deployed,
And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.

Right shall get this started then

Someone randomize these please

Arsenal
Atletico Madrid
Borussia Dortmund
FC Barcelona
FC Bayern Munich
Chelsea
Juventus
Real Madrid
Paris St Germain

&

Fernando
Nadeem
Marky
Miky
Viva
Hero
Trebs
BamBam
Enigma

There were 9 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

FC Bayern Munich
Paris St Germain
Atletico Madrid
Juventus
Real Madrid
Borussia Dortmund
FC Barcelona
Arsenal
Chelsea
Timestamp: 2015-05-11 14:46:02 UTC



There were 9 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Enigma
Miky
BamBam
Marky
Hero
Fernando
Nadeem
Viva
Trebs
Timestamp: 2015-05-11 14:47:56 UTC

There you go nando. If you want to redo it then you can if you want

Nadeem "randomly" getting Barca

I'm happy with Juve, but will swap if someone isn't happy with their side.

Arsenal

Marky wrote:Nadeem "randomly" getting Barca

I'm happy with Juve, but will swap if someone isn't happy with their side.

That seems a bit dodgy may get Azzy (The Fluffer to redo them if he's about)

If there is any need for a completely impartial draw, I'm happy to do one

Go ahead Afro

Arsenal - Miky
Borussia Dortmund - Marky
Juventus - Hero
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Real Madrid - Viva
FC Barcelona - Trebs
FC Bayern Munich - Fernando
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Chelsea - BamBam

Cheers Fella

It was random marky. If I fixed it I would have gone for real madrid, not the team I hate the most. Just imagine if any of you lot got barca. You would never sell Messi,  Neymar and suarez. I on the other hand will treat them as I see fit and dispose of them if necessary.

But you can redraw the teams if you want. I swear down on me nuns life I didn't cheat. You can trust little old me.

ATLETICO WTF REALLY AFRO

Unlucky Nadeem that's what you get for cheating.

Atletico are a decent one to get;

Tactics
Defend, kick the crap out of their attacking players, score on break and repeat.

Here's my random generator in Excel for backup

Spoiler:

Can you stick all the threads ive made please Hero not got power

Also can everyone take their team from the Transfermarkt Page.

You may allow 5 spaces for Academy/U21/Reserve Places but please mark them as such

I'll give you the power Nando, but with great power comes great responsibility.
IE don't go banning people ala GSC.

Same as above, happy with Dortmund (less happy than I was with Juve but still), open to swapping if someone wants to.

Way too late for that

What about players in/out on loan?

Not a part of squad Free to TP and you cannot loan in the league

Preferred Real but still happy with Juve especially based on their CL showing this year.

Well I've got the best defence in the world so

Nadeem, wanna swap Atletico for Dortmund?

Do you guys want to start with tactics this friday or next?

So one's that are loaned to the club ie if Utd were in the league then Falcao would be included?