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Week 1 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 25th May

Arsenal/Miky is Voter

Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid
Barcelona v PSG
Bayern Munich v Porto
Chelsea v Man Citeh
Dortmund v Juventus

Okay FootballLight.

Touche good sir.

Yeah I would just report it and let him sort it out. Not your responsibility to bail him out.

Honestly Enigma, there's no sense putting yourself at risk for him, especially if he has no insurance.

Not really sure where the Barca youths are.

I've got the rest of the squad done though.

I think it's this one trebs

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-barcelona-juvenil-a/startseite/verein/2470

Sorted.

Very keen to do deals when transfers open. I could easily walk it with my team as it is but I want to build up something so will be keen for swapping around.

I (and probably everyone else) will be interested in The Big M from your side trebs. He is the one and only Marc Bartra. I rate him really highly and he is the core of your team. I will be making big money offers for The Big M.

Enigma - does the guy have your contact details? If not, I'd report the incident to your insurers, then contact the police. Driving while uninsured is a criminal offence and he could kill someone and the family left with nothing.

Silly me, I thought Nadeem was on about the best player in the world. Mascherano.

Marc Andre ter steigen i was thinking

Marky wrote:Silly me, I thought Nadeem was on about the best player in the world. Mascherano.

He's a decent little player too. But he's nothing compared to the next Puyol,  Marc 'Munchy' Bartra.

Who else thinks Germany has the best Goalkeepers? Ter Stegen, Leno are unlucky to have Neuer as competition. De Gea will soon replace Casillas for Spain but Neuer ain't going anywhere yet.

I thought he meant Martin Montoya. Double M, or The Big M as he's known. 'El Gran M' in Spanish, obvs.

Nando, get off your parking ticket duty and let's get this thing rolling!

Who would you guys use as a number 10 in a 4-2-3-1? Ozil or Cazorla or neither?

Santi Calzone

Ozil for me

Bam Bam Bigelow who do you rate higher, Messi or Ronaldo? Depending on your answer will determine which side you are on. The Dark Side is a Messi lover. Diving, taking hormone advancing drugs, beastiality etc, are all the things associated with Messi. Ronaldo on the other hand is The Light. He is what determination and hard work aspire to be. Choose wisely.

Haha .. Messi is probably the better player but Ronny has my true love

Yeah Ronaldo is one sexy beast. In the old days viva and nick_fury used to make superglue stains over him but now he's at real madrid he gets no love. I got no one to share my man love with until you arrived bam Bam! Together we will stop the Messi-fication of this site and rebuild the rep of the Lord of football, CR7.

Team player Messi > Selfish Ronaldo

There are three players I really want to bring in.

None of them begin with M.

There are three players I really want to bring in.

None of them begin with M.

There are three players I really want to bring in.

None of them begin with M.

Hero wrote:Nando, get off your parking ticket duty and let's get this thing rolling!

Im having a PM chat with Azzy (the fluffer) about something but will open asap Basically waiting on his reply/seal of approval if he's able to do that.

Wait 2 mins nando, let me quickly log into my azzy account and I'll reply ASAP.

Replied Let's get this thing started my peri peri chick peas.

Spoiler:

I got nothing

Yo nando you caught up to Breaking Bad? Last night's ep was epic.

If it's to do with foreigns i can help as I'm not doing anything initially

Yeah been keeping up with it, Enjoyed it so far

Azzy wrote:Enigma - does the guy have your contact details? If not, I'd report the incident to your insurers, then contact the police. Driving while uninsured is a criminal offence and he could kill someone and the family left with nothing.

Only information he has is my number... I'm just speculating that he doesn't have insurance due to his responses. I will be making a decision on what to do tomorrow. Nadeem, what's your ultimate cougar?

Trebs wrote:If it's to do with foreigns i can help as I'm not doing anything initially

Azzy has come up with an idea for that If anyone can help with Injuries/tables/top scorers that would be great really.

Cue a random porn name there Enigma

I'm glad you asked enigma. Let me enlighten you in the mystical workings of a cougar. They must be in these 4 categories.
1. They must be in their late 30s early 40s to qualify.
2. They must not have saggy watermelons.
3. They must be single.
4. They must and I repeat MUST be able to handle extra curricular activities.

This one is not compulsory but it helps. They should have a fit daughter,  above 18 years old obviously willing to participate in 3somes.

Hope I've helped enigma. If you need some pointers let me know.

If you fancy a trip to Stranraer i have someone for you Nadeem

Cheers for that nando. I'm off now so I'll see y'all tomorrow hopefully. If real madrid get knocked out tonight I'm gonna need that lady of loose morals number to let off some steam. Ciao.

I can do injuries and lawyers no problem

If you could do Injuries that would be great, Azzy has kindly agreed to take on lawyers with a different format then usual...

I just thought because it could be done in the same random generator may as well kill two birds with one stone?

I can do top scorers, is it just a case of adding them on to a post?

It ties in with Nando's plans for TPs...

Answer my PM

And then let the fun times roll!

Id make the most of the "Transfer Window"

Problem I have with Juve is the sum of the parts > the individuals.

You will be much happier the way Lawyers are going to be (Azzy's suggestion) Blame him.....

So what's the new lawyers?

Is it Juve players are worth twice as much?

I will let Azzy explain but there is a basic explaination of the page, And the transfer window on the TP window.

Whoever goes through between Juventus (Hero) and Real Madrid (Who's their manager?) will give thier manager a little boost in voting and ratings.