6 Nations Caption Competition - Round 5

With Offload winning the previous round, one more chance at satirical glory this year:


"It was at least an hour before security realised that O'Driscoll was technically in breach of his restraining order".

Ordinary Dave wins on points

Mahatma Gandhi and Castro visit the Irish Winners Dressing room hoping for Joe's autograph.

Barry Chuckle was regretting taking the gig without his brother - he didn't get the memo about a green shirt and they didn't seem to need cheering up.

Brian O'Driscoll Wins the 2015 Photobomb Competition.

The Irish team's secret to their ruck success is revealed - numbers

Concern for the Irish tea lady increases as only her brewing pot can be found

Having taken a wrong turn, worried tourist William Henry Smyth was desperately trying to remember the words to Fields of Athenry.

This is a pic from 2014 by the way... You know, our 6 nations victory last year. Not the 6 nations victory this year.

Anyway:

The soccerette on soccer AM has just announced that she is single...

the-goon wrote:This is a pic from 2014 by the way... You know, our 6 nations victory last year. Not the 6 nations victory this year.

Anyway:

The soccerette on soccer AM has just announced that she is single...

Yes, yes, I know. But there were no funny pictures for 2015.

Jared Payne looking more like BOD every day

Songs of praise realised it has let standard slip

Riskysports found the evidence that there really was a party that he was not invited to

Torturous Irish Training Session at Spala.

Riskysports wrote:Songs of Praise realised it had let standards slip.

 Amazing (with typos corrected)

Irish squad overjoyed at how realistic the plastic replica turned out to be.

Irish sympathise with Mike Brown

gregortree wrote:Irish squad overjoyed at how realistic the plastic replica turned out to be.

But you're actually too kind. I'd have put it: 'Irish Idiots think they have the Real Cup.'

Irish celebrate when they see Brian O'Driscoll got the DeLorean to work

SecretFly wrote:

gregortree wrote:Irish squad overjoyed at how realistic the plastic replica turned out to be.

But you're actually too kind.  I'd have put it: 'Irish Idiots think they have the Real Cup.'

Secret, thank you.
You may be free to say that, but as an Englishman I couldn't possibly make that comment.

George Carlin wrote:

Riskysports wrote:Songs of Praise realised it had let standards slip.

 Amazing (with typos corrected)

Praise and a slap in one short sentence lol

gregortree wrote:

SecretFly wrote:

gregortree wrote:Irish squad overjoyed at how realistic the plastic replica turned out to be.

But you're actually too kind.  I'd have put it: 'Irish Idiots think they have the Real Cup.'

Secret, thank you.
You may be free to  say that, but as an Englishman I couldn't possibly make that comment.

Ah I wouldn't have minded Sometimes you have to use the right language to make the comic 'hit'... 'punch'. I think we all know you enough to take it in the spirit.

Where's Wally?

Healy realised that the old adage about dropping soap in the shower was all too true

new procedures were quickly drafted to ensure that everyone did not wear the same outfit to the after game party again

IRB announce the 'retirement' of Wayne Barnes.

Schmidt's plans were mistakenly given upside down and back to front - even he's laughing that Ireland still won using them.

...or there's the 'opposition plans found in the back of a taxi' discovery

George Carlin wrote:

Riskysports wrote:Songs of Praise realised it had let standards slip.

 Amazing (with typos corrected)

Riskysports wins this one.

Congratulations and thanks to everyone who contributed - some hilarious offerings this time.