The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Hajduk

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:02 am

about 6/7 weeks ago (before 1/4 finals) at work we did top 6 predictions and FA Cup winner.

I had :

1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal.
3. Man Utd
4. Man City
5. Liverpool
6. Spurs

FA cup. VILLA

Not bad.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:06 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, everyone have an acceptable weekend?

Best weekend in quite some time. The perfect party on Saturday... so many old faces from the past. Such a nice bunch of people too.

Happy for you Rowley. I watched the match... they simply powered over the top of them. T'was a great spectacle. The fans deserve to smile.

Jules, I had the same thing a few weeks ago when we wound the clocks back.
I kept getting up at 04:54 for some reason and once I'm up I'm up.
Had to watch some documentaries I had recorded but had never got round to viewing.

It.... has... not... stopped.... raining......all.... day. Worse than those scenes from Blade Runner.
I'm expecting Daryl Hannah to drop down from hatch in the ceiling any moment and wrap her thighs around my face.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:10 am

Mixed bag for everyone then, but more postitive than negative it seems, all good in the culture cup...

Mine was fine also, looking forward to Doncaster races at the end of this week too.

by Rowley Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:18 am

You're just down the road from me at Donny Rick, feel free to pop in.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:24 am

Will do Jeff, you will have to tempt my old man accross with some fine northern ales and I am there...

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:29 am

Rowley wrote:Up the Villa, morning all

BOLLOX....fair play though, you deserved it. Even if the linesman hadn't f*cked up with Balotelli's equalizer we'd have found a way to screw it up eventually. Still, technically, they did get Gerrard to Wembly so the "campaign" worked. See if we can f*ck up the battle for fifth place mediocrity in the coming weeks

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:33 am

DAVE wrote:BOLLOX....fair play though, you deserved it. Even if the linesman hadn't f*cked up with Balotelli's equalizer we'd have found a way to screw it up eventually. Still, technically, they did get Gerrard to Wembly so the "campaign" worked. See if we can f*ck up the battle for fifth place mediocrity in the coming weeks

Try being a Newcastle fan DAVE FFS...

On a seperate, more local note, have you been to the new THRASH bar in Bradders?

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:12 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:BOLLOX....fair play though, you deserved it. Even if the linesman hadn't f*cked up with Balotelli's equalizer we'd have found a way to screw it up eventually. Still, technically, they did get Gerrard to Wembly so the "campaign" worked. See if we can f*ck up the battle for fifth place mediocrity in the coming weeks

Try being a Newcastle fan DAVE FFS...

On a seperate, more local note, have you been to the new THRASH bar in Bradders?

No, where is it and is it any good?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:15 am

Sorry TRASH bar

I have no idea yet, heard mixed reviews, but looks to have picked up from GASWORKS

https://www.facebook.com/pages/TRASH-Bradford/344608129081407?sk=info&tab=overview

Wondered if you had been yet

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:40 am

Can't access the link but can safely say I haven't been anywhere remote metal for ages

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:05 pm

Righty ho DAVE, I shall report back if I ever get there...

Turning out nice again here.

by **superflyweight** Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:16 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, everyone have an acceptable weekend?

Acceptable, but the last few weeks and especially the last 10 days or so, I've been suffering badly from insomnia - wake up at 4:30 or 5:30 and then can't get back to sleep. It's starting to be a bit of a problem.

Sorry to hear about the insomnia Jules. Problems like that often go away once you've slept on it.

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:25 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, everyone have an acceptable weekend?

Acceptable, but the last few weeks and especially the last 10 days or so, I've been suffering badly from insomnia - wake up at 4:30 or 5:30 and then can't get back to sleep. It's starting to be a bit of a problem.

Sorry to hear about the insomnia Jules. Problems like that often go away once you've slept on it.

I was told that exercise is the best remedy. Open and close each eye alternately 20 times...that's right, have 40 winks

by kingraf Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:37 pm

Start hitting the gym, Jules. I'm up at 4.30 every morning to pump iron. The muscle fatigue does wonders for your sleep patterns. And your endorphins. And your general self image.

Alternatively, you could try warm milk? I've heard it really does work. Can't stomach drinks past room temp, but I'm sure it's a treat.

by **superflyweight** Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:43 pm

kingraf wrote:Start hitting the gym, Jules. I'm up at 4.30 every morning to pump iron. The muscle fatigue does wonders for your sleep patterns. And your endorphins. And your general self image.

Alternatively, you could try warm milk? I've heard it really does work. Can't stomach drinks past room temp, but I'm sure it's a treat.

Do you straighten your hair before or after "pumping iron"?

by kingraf Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:47 pm

I don't straighten my hair often. And only on weekends.

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:03 pm

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:Start hitting the gym, Jules. I'm up at 4.30 every morning to pump iron. The muscle fatigue does wonders for your sleep patterns. And your endorphins. And your general self image.

Alternatively, you could try warm milk? I've heard it really does work. Can't stomach drinks past room temp, but I'm sure it's a treat.

Do you straighten your hair before or after "pumping iron"?

Probably during...he thinks GHD's are a kind of steroid

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:06 pm

kingraf wrote:Start hitting the gym, Jules. I'm up at 4.30 every morning to pump iron. The muscle fatigue does wonders for your sleep patterns. And your endorphins. And your general self image.

Alternatively, you could try warm milk? I've heard it really does work. Can't stomach drinks past room temp, but I'm sure it's a treat.

Lolz. I wasn't really paying attention, kind of saw the green badge out the corner of my eye and assumed that this was Rick.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:09 pm

In the absence of drinking excessively, try antihystamine - not the non-drowsy stuff. Helps with hayfever and knocks you out

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:12 pm

Union wrote:Lolz. I wasn't really paying attention, kind of saw the green badge out the corner of my eye and assumed that this was Rick.

I don't own and hair strighteners Union, but cheers...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:18 pm

kingraf wrote:Start hitting the gym, Jules. I'm up at 4.30 every morning to pump iron. The muscle fatigue does wonders for your sleep patterns. And your endorphins. And your general self image.

Alternatively, you could try warm milk? I've heard it really does work. Can't stomach drinks past room temp, but I'm sure it's a treat.

Nobody gets up at 4:30 a.m. to exercise.
My self-image is fine - I don't even have to tint my hair in girlie colours.

by kingraf Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:26 pm

Best time to hit the gym. If there's decent sport je about, I'll even post on here at 4:30-45 while watching. Gospel, you could look up the cricket section. If it wasn't a popular idea, there wouldn't be 24-hour gyms.

Crack a quick 45 minute session, shower, have breakfast and you're in by 8 am. You'll look good, feel good and lower BP. Unless you choose to gym like Truss and pop a Dbol every morning. In which case, don't gym. You will get heart failure.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:29 pm

You're phucking nuts Smile

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:31 pm

My advice Jules, listen to Raf....he talks any more bollox you'll be asleep in no time at all. More tedious than listening to sean talk about the number of women he's slept with before Raf has woken up to go to the gym and swap hair care tips with the other saddos who feel the need to get all sweaty in the early hours for no good reason.

by kingraf Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:33 pm

Possibly...
But it beats taking allergy medication to sleep.

by Guest Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:37 pm

kingraf wrote:Possibly...
But it beats taking allergy medication to sleep.

But that's like saying it's better to be stabbed in the face with a hot knife rather than a cold one

by **Galted** Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:05 pm

I'm quite happy to wake up early, I enjoy being in bed and not having to get up. Normally it's the cat jumping on my chest at about 4.30-5 and slapping me in the face which can cause my dreams to go a bit haywire but once I'm over the shock it's quite pleasant listening to the morning with my eyes closed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:42 am

Fist beatches.

Glorious day here in the wonderful north, morning all...

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:53 am

Galted wrote:I'm quite happy to wake up early, I enjoy being in bed and not having to get up. Normally it's the cat jumping on my chest at about 4.30-5 and slapping me in the face which can cause my dreams to go a bit haywire but once I'm over the shock it's quite pleasant listening to the morning with my eyes closed.

I tend to wake up and read the ipad for a bit. Unfortunately yesterday morning i fell asleep again and the bastard fell on to my mouth and cut my lip.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:

I tend to wake up and read the ipad for a bit. Unfortunately yesterday morning i fell asleep again and the bastard fell on to my mouth and cut my lip.

l*l

At least I got a cut lip from a living, breathing human being. You got slapped around by a piece of machinery.

l*l out loud on floor, p*ssing myself.

by **superflyweight** Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:58 am

Morning all from sunny Edinburgh.

by Rowley Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:59 am

Morning all.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:01 am

Laugh it up fuzzball.

by Adam D Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:02 am

Morning all from Sunny GLasgow

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:08 am

superflyweight wrote:Morning all from sunny Edinburgh.

Tell that pasty faced lezza Sturgeon to get outside in it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:50 am

I hate election time...

Though in previous years have had a strange fascination with the actual results coming in and watching the swingomete etc...

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:57 am

Evan Dando destroyed Miliband last night.

by Rowley Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:00 am

rick_dagless wrote:I hate election time......

I can't work it this year, can't get the time off. Pity, long and dull day, but bloody good money.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:06 am

Jeff wrote:I can't work it this year, can't get the time off. Pity, long and dull day, but bloody good money.

Fair play, I rarely vote, and hate people who frown upon this in a condecending manner.

I think the turnout will be pretty good this year, as they are really spinning the closeness of the expected outcomes this time

by Rowley Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:08 am

I am one of those people Rick, sorry, but I do genuinely think everyone should vote.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:12 am

I think that making someone vote is as bad as stopping someone from voting, why should a tick in a box solely to conform with the belief that everyone should vote, rather than on any issue that you truely believe in, which will then go on to cancel out the vote of someone voting for something they do invest in, be the done thing...

But hey, I can appreciate we will differ on this and do not want to turn it to the offtopic section! Smile

by Rowley Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:23 am

If you genuinely don't feel any of the parties are representative of your views I believe you should go and spoil your paper. This cannot be interpreted as anything other than a statement of displeasure with the options availability, not turning up can be interpreted as laziness.

Also, and this is the tree hugging liberal in me, but there are people dying the world over, now and in the past to earn the right to vote, not turning up is grossly disrespectful to their struggle and sacrifice.

Anyhow, all getting a bit serious, where is Sean with some fictional stories of sexual success.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:31 am

There was one time I turned up to a club and was back in a bird's flat within 15 mins. Moonface was her name. Obviously neither a looker nor fussy as I think I had had a shedfull. Efficient work nonetheless.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:59 am

Jeff wrote:earn the right to vote, not turning up is grossly disrespectful to their struggle and sacrifice.

The RIGHT to vote, not the compulsory need to, as stated before, forcing a 100% turnout is as bad as not allowing the vote at all, and surely the lack of turnout will show the displeasure at the options available as much as a spoiled paper...

Anyhoo, as we say too serious, lets agree to disagree with this one, and get back to cocks, arthropods and casual homophobia.

by Guest Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:05 am

Got a pamphlet thorough to door this morning from some well dressed borderline neo-Nazi from the "something Socialist party" (not the National Socialists but may as well have been) Anyway their slogan was "You don't have to hate someone love your country" and some other foreigner hating shyte. Screwed it up, put it in the bin with all the other dross....my vote is still for Akbar's

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:08 am

I'm with Rick, can't always be held to ransom by the troubles of the outside world. They only tend to abuse democracy when they get it anyway.

by Guest Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:10 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:earn the right to vote, not turning up is grossly disrespectful to their struggle and sacrifice.

The RIGHT to vote, not the compulsory need to, as stated before, forcing a 100% turnout is as bad as not allowing the vote at all, and surely the lack of turnout will show the displeasure at the options available as much as a spoiled paper...

Anyhoo, as we say too serious, lets agree to disagree with this one, and get back to cocks, arthropods and casual homophobia.

Agree with Rick on this...one's right to vote is also one's choice to vote....or not. Considering the shower of shyte we have to choose from, I'm sure some of the veterans might be asking them it was worth it and having looked at the likes of Clegg and Miliband, decided no it f*cking wasn't.

But yes, onwards to the realms of cocks, homophobia and creepy crawlies (Sean has this covered)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:18 am

So this G@y prefect centipede with a huge man sausage walked into a bar...

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:20 am

said 'ouch!'?

by Adam D Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:20 am

DAVE667 wrote:Got a pamphlet thorough to door this morning from some well dressed borderline neo-Nazi from the "something Socialist party" (not the National Socialists but may as well have been) Anyway their slogan was "You don't have to hate someone love your country" and some other foreigner hating shyte. Screwed it up, put it in the bin with all the other dross....my vote is still for Akbar's

Its a trap! Dont vote for him.

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