The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Hajduk

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:11 am

Cheers. Probably just the scent of 'perfume' cider and p155 stained trousers though

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:13 am

On a cultural note, I watched Queen at Milton Keynes last night. Bummer aside, Freddie M is phucking rock and roll. Best British front man of all time.

by **Galted** Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:32 am

This is my impersonation of a horse interacting with an arthropod.

Clippetyclopclippetyclopclippetyclopsquishclippetyclopclippetyclopneigh-igh-ighclippetyclop.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:39 am

What about a Ferret with an anthropod?

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:43 am

seanmichaels wrote:On a cultural note, I watched Queen at Milton Keynes last night. Bummer aside, Freddie M is phucking rock and roll. Best British rear man of all time.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:37 am

Happy Birthday, seany. Have a great day mate.
You are the King of the Turf.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:45 am

cheers dog. missus said i looked like a 'dero' when i got back from the ground yesterday

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:48 am

That's a word I haven't heard for a while. Those PC bastards here must have banned it.

Yet sledging is still OK... doesn't make sense does it?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:05 pm

there's been a lot of press over here about aussie sledging.

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:there's been a lot of press over here about aussie sledging.

I'm amazed by it..... they don't have any snow over there

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:26 pm

It was all over the news here too but has been put aside since Richie's death.

I'm ashamed by that sort of behaviour. If they can't win without doing it there's something wrong.
Maybe they are not the only ones... I saw some nasty words flying around from the 2 big sub continental countries (Kohli especially and also Riaz, who I think misunderstood the situation and overreacted... which was the Plan) but they were probably goaded into it or fell into the trap.

I think in our case it wasn't so much vulgar language (as much as previously) but a sort of intimidating form of sarcasm which ruffled a few feathers but it was pretty childish and pathetic behaviour all the same. I don't think truly great players need to resort to it.

by Rowley Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:09 pm

Afternoon all, day off work today. Just watched Lawrence of Arabia. That is one long old film.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:17 pm

Rowley wrote:Lawrence of Arabia

Tee hee

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:30 pm

Who an earth has a day off work to watch Lawrence of Arabia.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:36 pm

Jeff.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:38 pm

I was walking down the stairs at lunch and a bird from marketing was walking up. I sh1t you not, she stared straight at my Hampton. I had to check whether I'd spilt something down there as it was so blatant. I feel violated (in a pleasant sense).

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:39 pm

No she didn't.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:44 pm

sean, you know when people seem to be looking at you, but in fact they're looking straight through you....

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:49 pm

no this was a definite clocking of the hampton. just like i would clock a bird's knockers.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:53 pm

seanmichaels wrote:no this was a definite clocking of the hampton. just like i would clock a bird's knockers.

So you actually registered the disappointment in her eyes?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:no this was a definite clocking of the hampton. just like i would clock a bird's knockers.

So you're walking down the stairs, as she is walking up? So at some point, she must have been close to eye level with your knob. She had no choice but look in the general direction or she'd slip and fall.

On that point, how could you have seen exactly what area her eyes were looking at unless she was at eye level with you and looked down at your knob as you passed at equal height on the steps? That would be dangerous and I don't buy your story.

It may be your birthday, but you're talking b*llocks again.

by Rowley Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:55 pm

I did not have a day off specifically to do that. I have a lot of holidays to use up.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:57 pm

The stairs are wide. I pass women throughout the day and this was different. I'm not saying she is fit, wanted to smoke it etc. It was a 'look' though and shows that women are as shallow as men in some matters

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:59 pm

Happy day of birth seany boy, afternoon all.

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:04 pm

Sounds like a squinty eyed troll who may or may not have been amused/disgusted at the thought of Sean's Hampton is the closest Sean will get to birthday sex...still, better than anything Rowley got for his birthday I suppose.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:07 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Sounds like a squinty eyed troll who may or may not have been amused/disgusted at the thought of Sean's Hampton is the closest Sean will get to birthday sex...still, better than anything Rowley got for his birthday I suppose.

Jeff got a 10 disk box set of Hitchcock. He is f*cking rock and roll.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:10 pm

I got a wooden washing up brush.....

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:24 pm

I'm getting all my v2 friends together for a party.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:27 pm

Happy birthday sean

I hope you liked the tranny I sent to ogle you because it charged me extra for the strain on its eyes

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:43 pm

i'm much obliged

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:49 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm getting all my v2 friends together for a party.

Be as packed out as Galted's v3 party

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm getting all my v2 friends together for a party.
Be as packed out as Galted's v3 party

Pity you can't make it DAVE.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:53 pm

v3 aka mumsnet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:57 pm

Galted's party was alright actually. Although he is a southern ponce and passed out after two Babychams and a lager and lime shandy.

But, it gave me time to jizz in his favourite pair of Hi-Tecs so I shouldn't complain.

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:59 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm getting all my v2 friends together for a party.
Be as packed out as Galted's v3 party

Pity you can't make it DAVE.

Wouldn't miss it for the world, be like shooting fish in a barrel (although I prefer close up knife work but you get the idea)

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:48 pm

'Sup dudes, whagwaan?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:01 pm

Alright Cane. How is the little'un?

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:25 pm

Now mate. He's good, does a great Mr Creosote impression.

Hasn't punched me in the face yet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Hasn't punched me in the face yet.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Where have you been anyway (non-stakerish little w*nker)?

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:42 pm

Not been nowhere, just busy and that. Haven't missed much round here it seems.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:Not been nowhere, just busy and that. Haven't missed much round here it seems.

You missed my Lawrence of Arabia joke. So did everyone else.

by Adam D Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:06 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Lawrence of Arabia

Tee hee

by **Galted** Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:50 pm

Another disheartening University Challenge. Missed the start where they must've hurried through my areas of expertise as I got a total of 3 correct answers of which 3 were guesses*. At least I know the areas I need to brush up on for the next series which pretty much involves reading wikipedia. Would've been worth making a t1t of myself on the losing side to be able to punch Will Self's phucking smug mouth at the end.

* got the author mentioned in Rattlesnakes.

Gollum looked handsome tonight, he's morphing into Mr Bean.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:49 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:there's been a lot of press over here about aussie sledging.
I'm amazed by it..... they don't have any snow over there

Of course we do. More than Switzerland... in surface area.
Now you know.

I'll go get my sled. Swoooooooosshh!!!!

by kingraf Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:37 am

Fist

Catching up on the goings on of the forums... Well done to Columbo for outing LJ

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:58 am

Raf wrote:Well done to Columbo for outing LJ

Morning Raf, who has been outed now?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:59 am

Galted wrote:Another disheartening University Challenge. Missed the start where they must've hurried through my areas of expertise as I got a total of 3 correct answers of which 3 were guesses*. At least I know the areas I need to brush up on for the next series which pretty much involves reading wikipedia. Would've been worth making a t1t of myself on the losing side to be able to punch Will Self's phucking smug mouth at the end.

* got the author mentioned in Rattlesnakes.

Gollum looked handsome tonight, he's morphing into Mr Bean.

The questions get harder as the series goes on. Not watched it yet - was it Simone de Beauvoir?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:Well done to Columbo for outing LJ

Morning Raf, who has been outed now?

Sounds like Clumbersome Sack has made a return.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:04 am

sean wrote:Sounds like Clumbersome Sack has made a return.

Ah, a new alias?

Did Mrs Sean let you do a sex on her for your birthday mate?

by kingraf Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:07 am

Tiña outed Marky Mark whatsisname as Lumbering Jack. Was a matter of timing though. Could have done it myself had I been online. He's defense for dangerous cyclists was nearly word for word the one he gave me when I complained about them

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