Glasgow and Edinburgh: Ongoing Banter Thread VIII

[RuggerRadge2611]

First topic message reminder :

Ye Olde Banter:

https://www.606v2.com/t48240-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread
https://www.606v2.com/t51313-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-ii
https://www.606v2.com/t53119-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-iii
https://www.606v2.com/t54519-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-iv
https://www.606v2.com/t55409-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-v-the-fun-continues
https://www.606v2.com/t56913p950-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-vi-banter-boogaloo
https://www.606v2.com/t57946-glasgow-and-edinburgh-ongoing-banter-thread-vii



A. Edinburgh
   

1. League Results  

Fri 5 Sep: Munster Rugby 13 - 14 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 12 Sep: Edinburgh Rugby 13 - 14 Connacht Rugby

Sun 21 Sep: Ospreys 62 - 13 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 26 Sep: Edinburgh Rugby 20 - 20 Scarlets

Fri 3 Oct: Ulster Rugby 30 - 0 Edinburgh Rugby

Sat 11 Oct: Edinburgh Rugby 24 - 10 Newport Gwent Dragons

Fri 31 Oct: Leinster Rugby 33 - 8 Edinburgh Rugby

Sun 23 Nov: Edinburgh Rugby 28 - 13 Cardiff Blues

Sat 29 Nov: Zebre 18 - 10 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 19 Dec: Edinburgh Rugby 48 - 0 Benetton Treviso

Sat 27 Dec: Glasgow Warriors 16 - 6 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 2 Jan: Edinburgh Rugby - 20 - 8 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 9 Jan: Connacht Rugby 13 - 16 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 13 Feb: Edinburgh Rugby 24 - 16 Ospreys

Fri 20 Feb: Edinburgh Rugby 17 - 20 Ulster Rugby

Sun 1 Mar: Cardiff Blues 21 - 15 Edinburgh Rugby

Sat 7 Mar: Benetton Treviso 8 - 29 Edinburgh

Sat 28 Mar: Scarlets 15 - 26 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 24 Apr: Edinburgh Rugby 3 - 34 Munster Rugby

2. European Results  

17/10/14: Bordeaux-Begles 13 - 15 Edinburgh Rugby

24/10/14: Edinburgh Rugby 25 - 17 Lyon

7/12/14: Edinburgh Rugby 25 - 13 London Welsh

14/12/14: London Welsh 6 - 24 Edinburgh Rugby

17/01/2015: Lyon 21 - 19 Edinburgh Rugby

23/01/2015: Edinburgh Rugby 38 - 20 Bordeaux-Begles

05/04/2015: London Irish 18-23 Edinburgh

17/04/2015: Edinburgh 45-16 Dragons

B. Glasgow


1. League Results  

Sat 6 Sep: Glasgow Warriors 22 - 20 Leinster Rugby

Sun 14 Sep: Cardiff Blues 12 - 33 Glasgow Warriors

Sat 20 Sep: Newport Gwent Dragons 13 - 33 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 26 Sep: Glasgow Warriors 39 - 21 Connacht Rugby

Sun 5 Oct: Benetton Treviso 23 - 40 Glasgow Warriors

Sat 11 Oct: Ulster Rugby 29 - 9 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 31 Oct: Glasgow Warriors 17 - 9 Benetton Treviso

Fri 21 Nov: Scarlets 19 - 9 Glasgow Warriors

Sun 30 Nov: Glasgow Warriors 19 - 15 Newport Gwent Dragons

Sat 20 Dec: Glasgow Warriors 21 - 18 Munster Rugby

Sat 27 Dec: Glasgow Warriors 16 - 6 Edinburgh Rugby

Fri 2 Jan: Edinburgh Rugby 20 - 8 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 9 Jan: Glasgow Warriors 22 - 7 Scarlets

Sun 15 Feb: Zebre 10 - 54 Glasgow Warriors

Sat 21 Feb: Glasgow Warriors 19 - 16 Ospreys

Sat 28 Feb: Munster Rugby 22 - 10 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 6 Mar: Glasgow Warriors 26 - 5 Zebre

Fri 27 Mar: Leinster Rugby 34 - 34 Glasgow Warriors

Fri 10 Apr: Glasgow Warriors 36 - 17 Cardiff Blues


2. European Results  

18/10/14: Glasgow Warriors 37 - 10 Bath Rugby

25/10/14: Montpellier 13 - 15 Glasgow Warriors

7/12/14: Toulouse 19 - 11 Glasgow Warriors

13/12/14: Glasgow Warriors 9 - 12 Toulouse

18/01/2015: Glasgow Warriors 21 - 10 Montpellier

25/01/2015: Bath Rugby 20 - 15 Glasgow Warriors

Hopefully this thread will keep GC off my back for a wee while...

[tigertattie]

I've got a t-shirt that says

"Edinburgh, still the 1872 champions"

[George Carlin]

I've got a t-shirt that says

"Edinburgh, still the 1872 champions"

From a value for money perspective, you might have bought that too soon, Tattie.

That shirt will be very, very cheap in the January sales this year.

[R!skysports]

I've got a t-shirt that says

"Edinburgh, still the 1872 champions"

Next years version will be

"Edinburgh, playing rugby like it is 1872"

[jimbopip]

I've got a t-shirt that says

"Edinburgh, still the 1872 champions"

Next years version will be

"Edinburgh, playing rugby like it win loss ratio is 18 - 72"

There, much more credible.

[tigertattie]

ever googled "Edinburgh vs Glasgow"?

This is what you get

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-22276018

http://news.stv.tv/east-central/112386-survey-suggests-edinburgh-is-miles-better-than-glasgow/

[R!skysports]

I've got a t-shirt that says

"Edinburgh, still the 1872 champions"

Next years version will be

"Edinburgh, playing rugby like it is 1872"

How about

Edinburgh, passport free since 1872

[George Carlin]

Come, come now. Let's have some balance:

http://eduncovered.com/10-reasons-glasgow-better-edinburgh-2013-11-15

http://eduncovered.com/10-reasons-edinburgh-better-glasgow-2013-11-08

[George Carlin]

"Edinburgh: Treating Domestic Servants Like It's 1872".

[tigertattie]

does anyone actually know how many times Edinburgh and Glasgow have won the cup? Both in the olden days and during the pro era?

I can't find a list anywhere!

[funnyExiledScot]

does anyone actually know how many times Edinburgh and Glasgow have won the cup? Both in the olden days and during the pro era?

I can't find a list anywhere!

Let's just make one up based on the following:

Edinburgh > Glasgow.

[tigertattie]

does anyone actually know how many times Edinburgh and Glasgow have won the cup? Both in the olden days and during the pro era?

I can't find a list anywhere!

Let's just make one up based on the following:

Edinburgh > Glasgow.

Tatties Official list of winners

Year	Winners
1872	Edinburgh
1873	Edinburgh
1874	Edinburgh
1875	Edinburgh
1876	Edinburgh
1877	Edinburgh
1878	Edinburgh
1879	Edinburgh
1880	Edinburgh
1881	Edinburgh
1882	Edinburgh
1883	Edinburgh
1884	Edinburgh
1885	Edinburgh
1886	Edinburgh
1887	Edinburgh
1888	Edinburgh
1889	Edinburgh
1890	Edinburgh
1891	Glasgow (Edinburgh were busy that day so sent the 3rd XV)
1892	Edinburgh
1893 to 1913	Edinburgh
1914	No competed
1915	No competed
1916	No competed
1917	No competed
1918 to 1937	Edinburgh
1939	No competed
1940	No competed
1941	No competed
1942	No competed
1943	No competed
1944	No competed
1945 to 2005	Edinburgh
2006	Edinburgh
2007	Edinburgh
2008	Edinburgh
2009	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2010	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2011	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2012	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2013	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2014	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2015	Edinburgh (Solomons never read the email from the SRU, normal service resumed)

[George Carlin]

does anyone actually know how many times Edinburgh and Glasgow have won the cup? Both in the olden days and during the pro era?

I can't find a list anywhere!

Let's just make one up based on the following:

Edinburgh > Glasgow.

Tatties Official list of winners
 

Year	Winners
1872	Edinburgh
1873	Edinburgh
1874	Edinburgh
1875	Edinburgh
1876	Edinburgh
1877	Edinburgh
1878	Edinburgh
1879	Edinburgh
1880	Edinburgh
1881	Edinburgh
1882	Edinburgh
1883	Edinburgh
1884	Edinburgh
1885	Edinburgh
1886	Edinburgh
1887	Edinburgh
1888	Edinburgh
1889	Edinburgh
1890	Edinburgh
1891	Glasgow (Edinburgh were busy that day so sent the 3rd XV)
1892	Edinburgh
1893 to 1913	Edinburgh
1914	No competed
1915	No competed
1916	No competed
1917	No competed
1918 to 1937	Edinburgh
1939	No competed
1940	No competed
1941	No competed
1942	No competed
1943	No competed
1944	No competed
1945 to 2005	Edinburgh
2006	Edinburgh
2007	Edinburgh
2008	Edinburgh
2009	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2010	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2011	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2012	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2013	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2014	Glasgow (SRU mandate to improve Glasgow results in Edinburgh giving them the match)
2015	Edinburgh (Solomons never read the email from the SRU, normal service resumed)

I have jumped into my Delorean, had a look at the next few games and have now come back from the future to report the following:

2016: Glasgow
2017: Glasgow
2018: Glasgow
2019: Glasgow Second XV (experiemental)
2020: Glasgow Second XV
2021: Glasgow Women's XV (experiemental, part of the SRU's new 'Positive Discrimination' campaign)
2022: Glasgow Women's XV
2023: Glasgow Women's XV
2024: Glasgow U20s (experiemental, initially a bet for Sport Relief)
2025: Glasgow U20s
2025: Glasgow U20s Women's XV (oh dear, Solomons was forced to resign after this, just short of his 127th birthday)
2027: Glasgow U18s Women's XV
2028: Glasgow U15s Women's XV
2029: Glasgow U10s

I couldn't watch any more.

[jimbopip]

Excellent GC.

just one question: was young Pipetto playing 9 or 10 for the current Pro 12 champions?

Don't say he ends up playing flanker like his old man!

[George Carlin]

Excellent GC.

just one question: was young Pipetto playing 9 or 10 for the current Pro 12 champions?

Don't say he ends up playing flanker like his old man!

Pipetto discovered steroid milkshakes in 2018 and became a lock.

When asked in 2019 why he had thrown the veteran Grant Gilchrist by his hair into an advertising hoarding, he said that 'his Uncle Schiz said it was long overdue'.

[funnyExiledScot]

Excellent GC.

just one question: was young Pipetto playing 9 or 10 for the current Pro 12 champions?

Don't say he ends up playing flanker like his old man!

Pipetto discovered steroid milkshakes in 2018 and became a lock.

When asked in 2019 why he had thrown the veteran Grant Gilchrist by his hair into an advertising hoarding, he said that 'his Uncle Schiz said it was long overdue'.

[jimbopip]

Brilliant GC.
Second question, what kind of cougar does Rachel Riley become? Does she also hang out at Nicks hoping to catch Schiz's eye?

[IanBru]

Don't mention Rachel Riley to me. My therapist tells me she's a trigger.

[RDW]

Just an FYI, we're around 50 posts away from needing a new thread so for all those people that said it is time they pulled their fingers out, now's your chance!

[tigertattie]

It's a shame that fans of the unwashed need to resort to stealing other peoples jokes in a vain attempt at a comeback!

[George Carlin]

It's a shame that fans of the unwashed need to resort to stealing other peoples jokes in a vain attempt at a comeback!

To quote the great Jimmy Carr:

If you're waiting for my comeback, sir, you shall have to scrape it from your mother's teeth.

[RDW]

This forum has really been dragged through the gutter recently - really putting serious, intelligent, mature posters like myself off!

[funnyExiledScot]

It's a shame that fans of the unwashed need to resort to stealing other peoples jokes in a vain attempt at a comeback!

To quote the great Jimmy Carr:

If you're waiting for my comeback, sir, you shall have to scrape it from your mother's teeth.

[jimbopip]

Don't mention Rachel Riley to me. My therapist tells me she's the reason for my hair trigger.

Fixed that for you, Bru.

OR

I asked if she became a cougar not a Tigger.

[tigertattie]

It's not often Jimmy carr comes out with something thats actually funny!

I'll give him points for that one though!

[21st Century Schizoid Man]

Brilliant GC.
Second question, what kind of cougar does Rachel Riley become? Does she also hang out at Nicks hoping to catch Schiz's eye?

Hey you ! I'm more of a Penelope Cruz type of guy

[21st Century Schizoid Man]

Feck ! A big bit of cloud is spoiling my bronzie 'oot the back'. Need to look good for the big parade tonight up The Square

[jimbopip]

Feck !    A big bit of cloud is spoiling my bronzie 'oot the back'.  Need to look good for the big parade tonight up The Square

You know I'm sure I heard Lily Savage say that once.

[jimbopip]

Brilliant GC.
Second question, what kind of cougar does Rachel Riley become? Does she also hang out at Nicks hoping to catch Schiz's eye?

Hey you !   I'm more of a Penelope Cruz type of guy

"Oh, I no Shergar..I Penelope Cruz"

[RDW]

FInally some rugby news! Glasgow are tier 1 seeds for the Champions Cup, Edinburgh tier 2.

All it means is Glasgow will avoid Sarries and Clermont/SF.

Edinburgh will avoid 'quins or La Rochelle

http://www.epcrugby.com/news/30992.php#.VXl3pvlViko

[George Carlin]

Just an FYI, we're around 50 posts away from needing a new thread so for all those people that said it is time they pulled their fingers out, now's your chance!

[cakeordeath]

Feck !    A big bit of cloud is spoiling my bronzie 'oot the back'.  Need to look good for the big parade tonight up The Square

It was nice of them to hold it in George Sq. Makes it easier for the Edinburgh fans to come through and see a real trophy, without having to sully themselves by spending too long in Glasgow

[TJ]

FInally some rugby news! Glasgow are tier 1 seeds for the Champions Cup, Edinburgh tier 2.

All it means is Glasgow will avoid Sarries and Clermont/SF.

Edinburgh will avoid 'quins or La Rochelle

http://www.epcrugby.com/news/30992.php#.VXl3pvlViko

That is good news! in the past seedings have worked against Glasgow and Edinburgh. Edinburgh got Toulose 4 seasons running I think

[tigertattie]

FInally some rugby news! Glasgow are tier 1 seeds for the Champions Cup, Edinburgh tier 2.

All it means is Glasgow will avoid Sarries and Clermont/SF.

Edinburgh will avoid 'quins or La Rochelle

http://www.epcrugby.com/news/30992.php#.VXl3pvlViko

Ahhhhhhhhhh RDW you so funny!

Implying that Glasgow could actually make it out the group stage for a change, let alone make it to a semi final, is hillarious!

[George Carlin]

Tough at the top, though. We could end up in a group with Bath, Toulon and Ulster in it.
Holy asbestos underpants, Ryan Wilson.

[RuggerRadge2611]

Tough at the top, though. We could end up in a group with Bath, Toulon and Ulster in it.
Holy asbestos underpants, Ryan Wilson.

Been waiting all day for a post like that!

[tigertattie]

Where is Glove hiding? The wee ginger ninja!

He's technically minded! Go make a youtube video of the ABs doing their Haka but with the soundtrack "thriller" dubbed over it!

Would be feckin hillarious!

[RDW]

Where is Glove hiding? The wee ginger ninja!

He's technically minded! Go make a youtube video of the ABs doing their Haka but with the soundtrack "thriller" dubbed over it!

Would be feckin hillarious!

Have you been drinking some of 21st's ju-ju juice?

[RuggerRadge2611]

Where is Glove hiding? The wee ginger ninja!

He's technically minded! Go make a youtube video of the ABs doing their Haka but with the soundtrack "thriller" dubbed over it!

Would be feckin hillarious!

Have you been drinking some of 21st's ju-ju juice?

Or have an England vs AB game. The Kiwis perfoming the Haka and then the English responding with some of this:

[TJ]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?word1=edinburgh&word2=glasgow

Edinburgh wins again

[tigertattie]

Where is Glove hiding? The wee ginger ninja!

He's technically minded! Go make a youtube video of the ABs doing their Haka but with the soundtrack "thriller" dubbed over it!

Would be feckin hillarious!

Have you been drinking some of 21st's ju-ju juice?

would it be "disrespectful" to the haka?

[RDW]

Was just fairly random and out of no where!

[tigertattie]

I watched a video of the baby blacks doing thier haka in the U20s game with Ireland!

It really did look like they were dancing to thriller at the start!

So I thought someone should make a video of em dancing to the music!

Technology and I don't get along very well, so i though the lego movie maker would be interested in a new project!

[George Carlin]

Graham's rates have gone up quite a lot since the last time we used him, remember.

[21st Century Schizoid Man]

Trying my best to get a rather good photie of The Captain with The Trophy in The Square posted on here but my IT skills are worse that Jimbopip's tbh !

[jimbopip]

I'll remember that. That will cost you a lot of drinks when we're next in the scout hut.

[21st Century Schizoid Man]

Aye and the fecking useless feckin BBC ( Biased Broadcasting C---ts) decided not to go near it. With the notable exception of Hugh Dan the Heedrum Hodrum Man and John Beattie these (BBC) wenkers have most likely gone down to montior the 24 hour news update re the transfer of Tony Nil from Cowdenbeath to Stenhousmuir. I'm not paying my feckin licence fee any more

[Imperialbigdave]

Did someone say edited haka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsFIS_XXziI

[funnyExiledScot]

Aye and the fecking useless feckin BBC ( Biased Broadcasting C---ts)  decided not to go near it.  With the notable exception of Hugh Dan the Heedrum Hodrum Man and John Beattie these (BBC) wenkers have  most likely gone down to montior the 24 hour news update re the transfer of Tony Nil from Cowdenbeath to Stenhousmuir.   I'm not paying my feckin licence fee any more  

Tony Nil has the makings of a fine player. I hope Rangers sign him.

[RDW]

I just don't understand why the 1872 winners didn't get an open top bus parade.

Bloody BBC bias - I'm sure this is Westminster's fault too!

[tigertattie]

I just don't understand why the 1872 winners didn't get an open top bus parade.

Bloody BBC bias - I'm sure this is Westminster's fault too!

If only we hadn't wasted all our money on a nuclear deterrent!

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