The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:46 pm

kingraf wrote:Bringing Dale Steyn's name into disrepute was obviously a blatant declaration of Waugh.

All we got was a Gower and an Ali ending as both sides realised they would never Singh from the same hymn sheet.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:47 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:At least we can all agree that SA are Underwood achievers. They have perfected the art of Cholkar.

Yes, it's the Root of all their problems.

by kingraf Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:49 pm

We've all got our dark marks. Ours is choking, others is dodgy bowling actions, and for some still it's unholy bowling in the Chappell.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:50 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:At least we can all agree that SA are Underwood achievers. They have perfected the art of Cholkar.

Right... I'll leave it at that. I'm off to Bedser now.

Off you Trott

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:55 pm

kingraf wrote:We've all got our dark marks. Ours is choking, others is dodgy bowling actions, and for some still it's unholy bowling in the Chappell.

Hadlee going there but then I realised that you think you can Du Plessis, and I realised you Quinton your thirst with De Kock and felt a bit of a Butcher slaughtering a Hick like you.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:09 pm

Shagged. I wish I could Dernbach time Prior to that post so I didnt end up Killeen the thread

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:42 pm

The silence you've caused reminds me of my Gough days. I'll Tredwell to make sure we get back on track and Such things as cricket are dismissed

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:51 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The silence you've caused reminds me of my Gough days. I'll Tredwell to make sure we get back on track and Such things as cricket are dismissed

As you are somewhat of a Newcombe to this thread, I welcome you to with open arms and thank you for adopting the Right spirit and partaking in Watson the agenda.

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:25 pm

I have painted a Mural, I tharank you.

by Hibbz Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:31 pm

Looks like I missed a Lara laughs today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:41 pm

Hibbz wrote:Looks like I missed a Lara laughs today.

Some of the jokes were a bit Border-line, but overall we were Cook-ing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:50 pm

This is beneath me.

by kingraf Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:54 pm

Come on Tiña... bring out the DEVILliers in you.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:18 pm

kingraf wrote:Our last whitewash was in 2005-06.... You last white wash was like four months ago! And before that, like 24 months ago! Them whites don't get much cleaner. 56-ball hundred from Misbah and all.

Racist

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:22 pm

kingraf wrote:Come on Tiña... bring out the DEVILliers in you.

It would be a real Boon if Tino joined in.

by **Galted** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:01 pm

Sh1t on here today with all the stupid cricket puns. Glad it's nearly over.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:09 pm

Frankly Galted, you've made a very silly point there.

by **Galted** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:11 pm

Sorry, Julius. I'm feeling a bit off.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:17 pm

Spare us the cutter.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:57 pm

Good to see you get into the swing of things late on though.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:59 pm

No surprise Tina is being a bit of a Bell.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:14 am

First slip.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:43 am

Yous a wicket wicket man Julius

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 28, 2015 5:54 am

I only have two crickety puns and now I've used Botham.

Morning everyone...

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:21 am

Up a 6.20 and not even on the podium, who'd have thought it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:42 am

Has this place calmed down from all the cricket talk yet?

Morning all

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:55 am

rick_dagless wrote:Has this place calmed down from all the cricket tal

I hope so, as I can't think of any more, I'm stumped.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:14 am

I might bail then...

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:41 am

I might go and have an argument on the boxing board about who is worst, Harold Shipman or Eddie Hearn?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:48 am

Good luck Jeff, but I think the answer is Wlad's jab.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:02 am

Lyrics quiz. There is a link and I will apologise in advance for it being the most tenuous and tortuous link imaginable. Should anybody get the link I will buy you a drink should cup rules ever be breached and we meet, partly in congratulations, partly as apology for such a ridiculous quiz.

You to me, Are sweet as roses in the morning

Sometimes, the feeling is right, You fall in love for the first time

Nothing else can hurt us now, No loss, our love's been hung on a cross Love Burns - BRMC - Jay

Everywhere people stare, Each and every day, I can see them laugh at me You've got to Hide Your Love Away - Rick

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:03 am

Bournemouth in the Prem eh? Can't wait for 606's football correspondant Windows to give his verdict on that.

Morning.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:05 am

Rowley wrote:

Nothing else can hurt us now, No loss, our love's been hung on a cross

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:05 am

I tend not to formulate an opinion on matters football related until I have enjoyed Tina's insights.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:05 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:

Nothing else can hurt us now, No loss, our love's been hung on a cross

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns.

Good start Sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bournemouth in the Prem eh? Can't wait for 606's football correspondant Windows to give his verdict on that.

Morning.

I gave an in depth appraisal of Bournemouth a week or so ago. I'm not doing it again.

In a brief summary, I am delighted they are going up but their ground is very small and they will have to make good use of the loan market.

Congratulations to Eddie Howe and his team.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:08 am

4 - Beatles you've got to hide your love away

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:09 am

Rowley wrote:I tend not to formulate an opinion on matters football related until I have enjoyed Tina's insights.

I learned who Graham Poll was yesterday. Every day is a school day on here.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:10 am

Union Cane wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Has this place calmed down from all the cricket tal
I hope so, as I can't think of any more, I'm stumped.

Cane, I am playing at (what I think) is a pretty exclusive golf course next friday. Any dress tips? Is McLaren pit wear widely acceptable?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:

Any dress tips?

You have to dress like a c*nt to walk round a golf course. I'm sure you'll blend right in.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:4 - Beatles you've got to hide your love away

Beautiful stuff Rick. Would be amazed if the link has not leapt out at you by now (only kidding, you've nowt to come)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:13 am

I am playing Footgolf at the weekend, does the same dress scheme apply?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:13 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:

Nothing else can hurt us now, No loss, our love's been hung on a cross

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns.

Good start Sean.

Found my old CD case stashed away in the loft about 3 weeks ago. Some gems in there including BRMC which has been pumping out the KIA ever since. Achtung Baby was an alright album, much underrated

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Any dress tips?

You have to dress like a c*nt to walk round a golf course. I'm sure you'll blend right in.

Sean finally finds an environment where the Tech By Tumi will draw admiring glances.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:14 am

The Beatles are about the only music I know anything about Jeff

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:15 am

We should have a vote on who is the best referee. Let's call it The Graham Poll.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:16 am

I am almost the complete opposite Rick, for some reason their appeal has always passed me by, and I have made efforts to get into them.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:17 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Any dress tips?

You have to dress like a c*nt to walk round a golf course. I'm sure you'll blend right in.

Sean finally finds an environment where the Tech By Tumi will draw admiring glances.

I am at the cutting edge of fashion. Had to veto a new cricket kit only last week. They wanted those new fleece type sweater. This is cricket not chavball. Traditional cable knit jumpers only.

by Rowley Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:19 am

Aye because nothing bespeaks a man at the cutting edge of fashion like an argument over a fleece or cable knit sweater. I have heard Georgio Armani can get positively brutal when this debate raises its head.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:We should have a vote on who is the best referee. Let's call it The Graham Poll.

The Stone Roses had a similar poll the other week whilst climbing scaffolding. They had agreed the casting vote would go to the person who reached the highest rung. Everyone though it was Ian Brown but he said 'Uriah Rennie'.

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