Culture Cup 2.0 Rd 2 (Music)

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 14, 2015 1:25 pm

First topic message reminder :

Right, at bloody last, we have arrived at question 2.

Please cast your votes here.

Remember, IT IS OPEN FOR THE WHOLE OF 606v TO VOTE

Many thanks.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue May 19, 2015 2:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Stable, horse....my arse can store anything

Shouldn't you be getting ready for the imminent arrival of the shia militia?

Why do you think I'm paying so much money for stockpiling missiles in your arse?

never trust a man in pyjamas.

Not even when he leaves your bed to make you breakfast?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue May 19, 2015 2:37 pm

Congratulations and commiserations on your promotion dear Julius

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue May 19, 2015 2:38 pm

No surprise that this shambles of a Culture Cup continues with such appalling understanding of what European is.

by **Galted** Tue May 19, 2015 2:38 pm

I just did some research and my three were all born in England so I'm a superstar too.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue May 19, 2015 2:40 pm

Did they adopt the nationality of their adopted countries or no?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 19, 2015 2:42 pm

Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

by **seanmichaels** Tue May 19, 2015 2:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

Ray Mears is a B-lister at best

by Guest Tue May 19, 2015 2:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 19, 2015 2:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

How many times do I have to tell you this, SerialDAVE? Bastard gets through the swear filter.

You bastard.

by **Galted** Tue May 19, 2015 2:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking superstar as well.

Ray Mears is a B-lister at best

F*ck you michaels, f*ck you and your hurtful comments. You better watch that mouth of yours or I'll cut you. Cut you deep with this knife I made out of bark and snot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 19, 2015 3:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes Galted. You are a f*cking smug b*st*rd as well.

How many times do I have to tell you this, SerialDAVE? Bastard gets through the swear filter.

You bastard.

Smug b@stard.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 19, 2015 3:01 pm

Bastarding bastard.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 19, 2015 3:02 pm

Are we still waiting for Stella? Someone give him a shout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7a1TxVV4Bg

by Rowley Tue May 19, 2015 3:09 pm

I've changed my nomination, on the back of the last two rounds I have decided to embrace the insanity of the thing.

by Guest Tue May 19, 2015 3:15 pm

Adam's asked me nicely to stop swearing as much on the forum although to be brutally honest, I fail to see the f*cking point given some of the stuff everyone else keeps coming out with...hover, as one of the nicer people on here (get stuffed) I thought I'd try my best to abide by at least one of the forum rules....didn't think I'd be able to stick to the "no bumming" rule

by Adam D Tue May 19, 2015 3:18 pm

I didnt take into account that everyone else is just as bad!

Now what words do I have to censor again?

by **seanmichaels** Tue May 19, 2015 3:24 pm

Adam D wrote:I didnt take into account that everyone else is just as bad!

Now what words do I have to censor again?

Frak

by **seanmichaels** Tue May 19, 2015 3:25 pm

how can m0therfeckingt1tw@nk be shortened to just frak?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue May 19, 2015 3:25 pm

There's a no bumming rule? F*ck this, I'm off to 6gay6

by **Hero** Tue May 19, 2015 3:28 pm

Which bits of Russia are Europe and which bits are Asia?
And what about Israel, they get in Eurovision.

by Adam D Tue May 19, 2015 3:30 pm

Hero wrote:Which bits of Russia are Europe and which bits are Asia?
And what about Israel, they get in Eurovision.

In the spirit of fairness, I am happy for Hero to nominate a Israely writer

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue May 19, 2015 3:51 pm

In the spirit of fairness, I'm happy for everyone to laugh at a Adamy person

by **ShahenshahG** Tue May 19, 2015 3:59 pm

Tino. You've recieved so much unwarranted abuse that even I am disgusted. Youve done a fair job so take heart (and some self defence classes)

by Adam D Tue May 19, 2015 4:20 pm

I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 19, 2015 5:25 pm

Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

by Adam D Tue May 19, 2015 5:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

I finished it though in the time its taken to get this next round up

by Rowley Tue May 19, 2015 5:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

Brilliant Jules, it will sail over these philistines head, but I just wanted you to know your work is not in vain.

by **superflyweight** Tue May 19, 2015 6:08 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Adam D wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I had a big w@nk.

Ding, ding, ding.

We have a winner for the taking the culture Cup to its cultural conclusion.

Well done super, well done indeed.

Quick question about the aforementioned self pleasuring. Were you thinking of DAVE?
Well.......were you?

I was thinking of all you guys. I'm an equal opportunities w@nker.

by Trebs Tue May 19, 2015 6:11 pm

https://youtu.be/Cey35bBWXls

by Guest Tue May 19, 2015 6:16 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:I started writing a novel at the beginning of this round and have nearly finished. Can I nominate myself? Its longer than war and peace.

So you were working then on your great unfinished novel?

Brilliant Jules, it will sail over these philistines head, but I just wanted you to know your work is not in vain.

F*CK YOU...I haven't even started my great unfinished novel yet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed May 20, 2015 8:42 am

Voting is now closed.

by **Galted** Wed May 20, 2015 8:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Voting is now closed.

Aaargh! That's really annoying, I was just 7 votes away from winning the round.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 20, 2015 8:57 am

I almost got a vote...

by Azzy Wed May 20, 2015 9:03 am

My nomination of Let It Go received more votes than 18 other songs Laugh

by **seanmichaels** Wed May 20, 2015 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Voting is now closed.

Ok Balding.

by Rowley Wed May 20, 2015 9:05 am

I am quietly confident for my pick next round. If we pick the favourite book rather than the poncey literary pick mine will smash it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed May 20, 2015 9:08 am

Rowley wrote:I am quietly confident for my pick next round. If we pick the favourite book rather than the poncey literary pick mine will smash it.

Viz Annual?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 20, 2015 9:15 am

Azzy wrote:My nomination of Let It Go received more votes than 18 other songs

All of which were better songs.

by Azzy Wed May 20, 2015 9:19 am

Not likely. And only a handful were better performances. Tracy Chapman sounds like a man and could never hit a note like Menzel.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 20, 2015 10:00 am

Although I didn't put it in as a vote grabber, and it is indeed one of my favourite songs for many reasons, I have no idea how my Aretha Franklin nomination did not get a single vote...

by Rowley Wed May 20, 2015 10:10 am

She did, she is on there twice. Try to keep up Rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 20, 2015 10:14 am

Jeff wrote:She did, she is on there twice. Try to keep up Rick.

Yes she did, but as per my previous comment Mr Rowley, this was not on my nomination, therefore my complaint stands...

by Rowley Wed May 20, 2015 10:17 am

Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

by **seanmichaels** Wed May 20, 2015 10:18 am

Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Speaking of old singers, watched a George Best documentary. It had Lulu on it staking a claim to have been 'done' by him. That was her sole contribution / insight to the program.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 20, 2015 10:25 am

Jeff wrote:Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

No problem Jeff these things happen, if they didn't I wouldn't get paid to effectively talk b0ll0cks all day.

sean wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Crikey sean, you do bring it on yourself sometimes...

by Azzy Wed May 20, 2015 10:27 am

Lucky George. I still would.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 20, 2015 10:29 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:Fair point Rick, should have read your post properly, can see why you're 606's top legal brain with such arguments.

No problem Jeff these things happen, if they didn't I wouldn't get paid to effectively talk b0ll0cks all day.

sean wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

Crikey sean, you do bring it on yourself sometimes...

Do you effectively talk b0ll0cks or talk b0ll0cks effectively or both?

by Rowley Wed May 20, 2015 10:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

As a Wum you're a poor man's Ralphy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed May 20, 2015 10:38 am

Jules wrote:Do you effectively talk b0ll0cks or talk b0ll0cks effectively or both?

Both, Jules...

by **seanmichaels** Wed May 20, 2015 10:46 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Arethra Franklin is a poor man's Cilla.

As a Wum you're a poor man's Ralphy.

You are a poor man's CJ

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