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Week 2 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 1st June by midnight

Voter Is Hero & Juventus

Man Citeh v Dortmund
Porto v Chelsea
PSG v Bayern Munich
Real Madrid v Barcelona
Arsenal v Atletico Madrid

Lawyers up now. Was out at the workshop. Apologies.

Thanks Azzy, nice work there.

Willing to accept cash offers on players if you want a place to spend lawyer money

Would you sell Rakitic or Iniesta to me Trebs? I'd have £25.5m.

4k post count!

Congratulations bro, you'll be in the top 20 posters soon.

You getting Witcher 3?

Could do cash and player deal.. 25m isn't enough alone.

I'd do that cash and Lucas Silva for Iniesta?

Koba wrote:Congratulations bro, you'll be in the top 20 posters soon.

You getting Witcher 3?

Probably not mate, you?

Holymiky wrote:

Koba wrote:Congratulations bro, you'll be in the top 20 posters soon.

You getting Witcher 3?

Probably not mate, you?

I'm still playing Bloodborne, hopefully complete that by the end of the month and then I'll be getting Witcher 3.

Nice one.

Guys, I have a meeting that I need to run into in about 15 Mins and it could very well run past the 11am mark. What are the rules surrounding deadlines for re-submitting bids?

I will also be responding to offers later this morning.

You have two hours to trump the latest bid, or the player goes to the highest bidder at that time. So if no-one outbids your crazy bid for Carrick, you'll get him in just less than 2 hours' time.

Also if someone outbids you at 10:30am its still two hours, so you'd have until 12:30 to rebid.

Hi guys, back from my holiday today so will take a look at offers etc

Is there anything I need to do right now?

Err the offers on my page, i'm not even sure which ones have the players still at the same clubs as when offered!

Let me know if your offers are still valid and i'll respond

Anyone else fancy winding up fan? He's on the dream league homepage advertising lstds league.

I don't really care. I don't even have an account on that site.

GSC wrote:I don't really care. I don't even have an account on that site.

That's why I like you gsc. Your loyal to the best site. Hopefully you get rewarded for your loyalty and hero makes you a mod. I've been asking to be a mod for ages but no one 'trusts' me, for whatever reason there may be

GSC pretends to be a mod at times anyway

That time I banned Nick?

I wanted to see if the button worked to be honest

You might need new football section mods anyway soon after Dolph and Crimeys little fight last night

What happened?

Dolph had a moan about the Liverpool bias in the media, calling them pig nosed scousers or something.

Crimey deleted that post so in response Dolph deleted a 3 paragraph long post by Crimey.

Up for a deal anyone?

Feel free to post on my page Trebs if you are interested.

GSC wrote:Dolph had a moan about the Liverpool bias in the media, calling them pig nosed scousers or something.

Crimey deleted that post so in response Dolph deleted a 3 paragraph long post by Crimey.

Surprise surprise. Dolph likes getting reactions from people more than being a good mod.

Afternoon, hows the teams shaping up?

Anyone seen LVG "greatest speech ever"? Don't know what all the fuss was about, but Neville thought it was on par with "I have a dream". Nice to see Jim Rosenthal still around though.

Pig nosed scousers isn't a true and fair reflection. Geordies have that phrase trademarked anyway.

LVG's speech was special. I think to have been there would have been amazing, it's one of those times I miss working at Man Utd.

"Special" is one way to describe it yes.......

LVG was off his face and embarrassed himself. Funny yes, but I expect more from the manager. You'd never see Sir Alex Ferguson doing that.

Making me a mod would effectively be authorising a carpet bomb of the football section

Azzy wrote:LVG was off his face and embarrassed himself. Funny yes, but I expect more from the manager. You'd never see Sir Alex Ferguson doing that.

Alright Buzz Killington?

I think special to anyone associated to United, embarassing to everyone else.

He didn't really say anything, but didn't have to as he had a room full of United people, probably the easiest audience ever

GSC wrote:Making me a mod would effectively be authorising a carpet bomb of the football section

Ethnic cleansing obviously. Just don't discriminate. Scousers as well

There's be no United or Liverpools fans left.

Or Brighton

You say it like its a bad thing. Although it will be a shame about Brighton.

Non League is where it is at.......very very non league

Marky wrote:

Azzy wrote:LVG was off his face and embarrassed himself. Funny yes, but I expect more from the manager. You'd never see Sir Alex Ferguson doing that.

Alright Buzz Killington?

There's making a few jokes, then there's making a fool of yourself. He's turning more and more into Goldmember from Austin Powers with each passing day.

"I painted my yoo-hoo gooooolllllddddd! Yesh! I am Ryan Giggses faja!"

He did come across as off his head from a few shandies, how many times did he go on about being on 13 points from 10 games.

I am surprised he didn't start serenading De Gea and singing "Stay Another Day"

LVG is Dutch. It is legal to smoke weed from his country of birth. LVG was a bit OTT and hyper. Me thinks he smoketh some of the green stuff.

Azzy are you doing the azzrentice on this new league? We got some fresh blood in enigma, bamboo and wisdom for you to get your hands on.

nadeem2099 wrote:Azzy are you doing the azzrentice on this new league? We got some fresh blood in enigma, bamboo and wisdom for you to get your hands on.

No, from now on it's the Markrentice.

At least if I ran it it wouldn't be such a shambles

Only one way to find out. Get it going. We'll see how big your arris is when I jam my azzrentice up there.

Task 1: What would be the best way for me to fire Azzy?



I don't actually have the time to run it.

You're a eunuch. All mouth, no trousers.

Azzy wrote:. All mouth, no trousers.

The way I like it

The difficulty would then be....

----------------Szcezny-------------------
Arbeloa - Ogbonna - Varane - - Gibbs
---------Ramsey-----Khedira--------------
Walcott---------Gotze-----------Ozil----
---------------Mandzukic--------------------

Thoughts anyone?

You have a fantastically ethnically diverse team. Look at where the parents and grandparents are from and you've probably got 3/4 of Europe represented there.