Euro Division Homepage No.3

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League Table & Top Scorers - Milkybar Kid
TP Bids
Transfer Confirmation
Lawyers - Ran by Azzy the Fluffer
Injuries - Ran by Trebizzle
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Teams
Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Viva
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - Olly
Real Madrid - Marky


Week 4 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 15th June by midnight
Voter Is Azzy & Man Citeh

Porto v Juventus
PSG v Dortmund
Real Madrid v Chelsea
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Atletico Madrid v Barcelona

7 mins to go, Hero I see you lurking, you deal goer backer, get your answers in

Sheep closed .. answers coming

1. Name a famous bloke called Steve

Steve the Pirate - Hero
Steve Bruce - Viva
Steve Coogan - Afro
Steve Wright (Famous farmer?) - Olly
Steve McManaman - Azzy
Steve Davis - Marky
Steve Jobs - Nads

1 point each

2. A card game you'd play in a casino

Poker - Hero - 1 point
Blackjack - Viva, Afro, Azzy, Marky, Nads - 5 points
Roulette (CARD game) - Olly - 1 point

3. A Spanish player in the Premier League

De gea - Hero, Viva - 2 points
Cazorla - Afro - 1 point
Mata - Olly, Nads - 2 points
Silva - Azzy, Marky - 2 points

4. A brand of whisky

Glenmorangie - Hero - 1
Jack Daniels - Viva, Olly, Nads - 3
Famous Grouse - Afro - 1
Cutty Sark - Azzy - 1
Bells - Marky - 1

5. An island in the Caribbean

Jamaica - Hero, Afro, Olly, Azzy, Marky - 5
St Lucia - Viva - 1
Barbados - Nads - 1

6. Something you'd eat with a pint

Crisps - Hero, Azzy, Marky, Nads - 4
Pie - Viva, Afro - 2
My mother's vagina - Olly - 1

7. A variety of M&Ms

Peanut - Hero, Afro, Olly, Azzy, Marky - 5
Chocolate - Viva, Nads - 2

8. One of CF's other account names (just for you Nadz)

Wisden - Hero, Viva, Afro, Azzy, Marky - 5
Koba - Olly - 1
Bull (seriously?!) - Nads - 1

TOTALS

Hero - 24
Viva - 21
Afro - 25
Olly - 19
Azzy - 28
Marky - 28
Nads - 19

Azzy/Marky tie, I dunno what you do if there's a tie

You have a tie breaker of course

Although I'd have won if I'd said JD on the whisky, but I cannot vote against my ship in any question.

TIE BREAKER

Where am I going on holiday next week (HINT - Its a 10 hour flight to the US)

I also would have won had I chosen JD.

I'm happy sharing the non-existent prize.

Is it the U.S?

I can't believe none of the apple fanboys didn't choose Steve Jobs. Shame on you!

Your going to Las Vegas bambino.

Good guess Marky .. any advance on the US?!

Azzy has already sent his to me

I'll go Florida.

Hang on BamBam, your question was ambiguous. I took that to mean you're going to a place in the US a 10-hour flight from here, not that the place you're going to IS a 10-hour flight to the US. Not exactly fair.

Jackson Martinez is available if you make me swoon

Azzy wrote:Hang on BamBam, your question was ambiguous. I took that to mean you're going to a place in the US a 10-hour flight from here, not that the place you're going to IS a 10-hour flight to the US. Not exactly fair.

Bit in bold is right!

And you were both wrong, Nads was right I'm off to Vegas

Share the prize

Righto. Depends on the plane, time of day, number of passengers, weather conditions that day, delays at airport...I once flew to Vancouver in 11 hours.

Did you guys ever decide how many TP's im getting

Haha suck on that marky and azzy. Im the real sheep king!

Except for the part where you didn't win at Sheep.

Think of it as a triple threat match between me, you and azzy. You 2 are fighting while I'm hiding underneath the ring, waiting for the right moment to pounce. Azzy does the curb stomp on you and is about to pin you when suddenly I pop out and hit azzy with the RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!! And win the world heavysheep title.

I should try that E-Fed thing, i'll probably be good at it

You would be good at the trash talk promo's





Wahey, just joking mate

If me and Marky are in a threesome with you, we'd pound your ass first then turn on each other.

And then we'd have a fight or something.

I think you'd squash, then spank me tbh

Nothing too seckschy, I might just apply an armbar or something.

Azzy just kick him in the balls. Anythings allowed in a triple threat. Or we can team up. I'll do him in from behind while you distract him by dancing around like a maniac.

Or us 3 can join forces and destroy the rest of the opponents. We shall be know as The Brothers Of Destruction. I'll go after the top prize, the world title. Azzy, you and marky can team up and win the tag team titles. And we'll recruit CF Jenner into the group so she can go for the women's title. Oh what a great plan.

Brothers of Gaystruction

The B.O.G will soon be wrecking people's arses everywhere.
"And if you're not down with that we've got 2 words for you."

Spoiler:

Bummers of Destruction surely.

That could work marky. The main rule is No backstabbing. When I'm riding high with the world title I expect you 2 to follow and help me when I need backup. Don't forget without me you 2 are NOTHING! Just a speckle of dust that will erase itself from the history books.

nadeem2099 wrote:That could work marky. The main rule is No backstabbing. When I'm riding high with the world title I expect you 2 to follow and help me when I need backup. Don't forget without me you 2 are NOTHING! Just a speckle of dust that will erase itself from the history books.

You're the one who came last at today's Sheep. You're the stooge. You're the Bez of the group. The Ringo. The one I can't remember from Destiny's Child. Azzy and I are the supremo's. I'm Bubba Ray, Azzy's D-Von, you're Spike.

Better stop now or else this will go on all the way through the weekend. BTW I'm Seth Rollins and you and azzy are J&J security.

I was thinking Tinky winky, Dipsy and La La.

Neymar and Iniesta link up to set the goal up for Rakitic there.

Not too keen on Vidal nearly breaking Iniestas leg straight after though.

Such a hype merchant.

Vidal is going to kill someone before halftime

Marky wrote:Such a hype merchant.

You could hype up how all your players are doing in the Champions League Final.
Oh no wait you don't have any.

Marky wrote:Such a hype merchant.

When your tactically poor it's what you need to do I notice the advice was taken to get a better deal Hero

I would have taken that deal still, just a better one came along. Noticed you all hushed up when Afro said the deal was a good one though.

My silent wasn't optional my laptop was still broken until 20 mins ago And ill be Frak if im typing it via Xbox. Afro has his opinion but i don't agree at all.

Pogba showing his threat there

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:Such a hype merchant.

You could hype up how all your players are doing in the Champions League Final.
Oh no wait you don't have any.

No. But for another hour and a bit I still have the defending Champions League winners

Also, Juventus' best defender who is missing through injury

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:Such a hype merchant.

You could hype up how all your players are doing in the Champions League Final.
Oh no wait you don't have any.

No. But for another hour and a bit I still have the defending Champions League winners

Also, Juventus' best defender who is missing through injury

Bottled it, scared of Suarez more likely.

Hero wrote:I would have taken that deal still, just a better one came along. Noticed you all hushed up when Afro said the deal was a good one though.

What deal is this?

Id like to see you play football with a calf injury or just football in general

Juventus need less Vidal & more Pererya

Fernando wrote:Id like to see you play football with a calf injury or just football in general

Juventus need less Vidal & more Pererya

I played like Vidal did first half but with less skill and more lunges.

Im like Paul Scholes but fat and not ginger. Can pass long range,short range but can't tackle in 3 seasons made about 9 sliding tackles and got booked for the lot

Mertesacker was probably the player I was closest to.
0-60 in three weeks.

Koba wrote:

Hero wrote:I would have taken that deal still, just a better one came along. Noticed you all hushed up when Afro said the deal was a good one though.

What deal is this?

Hazard & Schneiderlin for Pogba & Depay
Trebs though came in 11th hour with Neymar & Iniesta for Pogba & James.