Euro Division Homepage No.3

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Teams
Arsenal - Holymiky
Atletico Madrid - Nadeem
Barcelona - Trebs
Bayern Munich - Fernando
Borussia Dortmund - Viva
Chelsea - BamBam
Juventus - Hero
Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - Olly
Real Madrid - Marky


Week 4 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 15th June by midnight
Voter Is Azzy & Man Citeh

Porto v Juventus
PSG v Dortmund
Real Madrid v Chelsea
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Atletico Madrid v Barcelona

See now I was going to play mascherano at CB and not DM if I kept him

You're a big Mascherano fan GSC. I also found you biased when criticising my players, so I'll take your praise with a pinch of salt

Who has Coquelin? I'm interested in the kid.

Hello Trebs, how are you today?

Marky wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:How do you lot like your coffee? I used to drink it 90% water and 10% milk but I've gone full black now.

You know what they say...

What do "they" say?

nadeem2099 wrote:

Marky wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:How do you lot like your coffee? I used to drink it 90% water and 10% milk but I've gone full black now.

You know what they say...

What do "they" say?

Once you go black, there's potential to develop an intolerance to lactose.

On that note I didn't realise until the other day that being lactose intolerant is actually the norm and those that aren't have a change in their DNA.

Milk is for pussies anyway.

Frak off. I couldn't live without Milk.

Milk is amazing.

I always have a glass of ice cold milk before bed. Seriously.

It aids my weight loss, along with the exercise.

Marky wrote:You're a big Mascherano fan GSC. I also found you biased when criticising my players, so I'll take your praise with a pinch of salt

I'm not biased, they were Poopie.

http://drhyman.com/blog/2013/10/28/milk-dangerous-health/

Drinking milk may not protect our bones from fractures - and could even increase a person’s risk of dying from heart disease, according to a major new study in Sweden.

For every blog like that, there's one like this http://www.nhs.uk/news/2010/09September/Pages/milk-dairy-weight-loss.aspx

Also, like health warnings stop people drinking alcohol, smoking or taking drugs, eating sweets, drinking coca cola, eating fast food or crossing the road.

Marky wrote:I always have a glass of ice cold milk before bed. Seriously.

It aids my weight loss, along with the exercise.

And means you're too good to play for Accrington Stanley?

"Milk is Hope. Hope for midgets, like myself to grow taller"

Gotta love urbandictionary

Trebs wrote:Who has Coquelin? I'm interested in the kid.

Gimme a 'p'. Gimme an 'a'...

Parto?

I think my blacklist removal attempt failed as Afro didn't reply.

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Someone needs to give me two lawyers.

You better have got good lawyers for me azzy. Any above their TM value will make me a happy boy/man/person.

nadeem2099 wrote:You better have got good lawyers for me azzy. Any above their TM value will make me a happy boy/man/person.

*dog

I think I would make a good dog. I'd be loyal to my master and I'd get to suck my own balls. I'd get all the bitches and can Poopie wherever I want. I thing the doglyfe is right for me.

GSC wrote:

Afro wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:It don't work like that Nadeem, you can't spam.

I earned my way to the top 20 posters of all time by posting quality not quantity.

So what's this other section you are posting the quality on? I might go take a read

RIP Viva

I've seen your posts on the Football section, I wouldn't be RIPing people if I was you.

Afro wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:It don't work like that Nadeem, you can't spam.

I earned my way to the top 20 posters of all time by posting quality not quantity.

So what's this other section you are posting the quality on? I might go take a read

It's in the same section where you told me Depay was just a World Cup hype and that he'd flop by October 2014.

Where have I said he'd flop by October 14?I said I didn't rate him as highly as his World Cup hype.

And I still don't. He has a lot to prove, and at the moment I think United have massively over paid.

Just like I said when they spent £57m on Di Maria.

Man utd and Liverpool are having a transfer crap off at the moment

*cue viva searching old posts of afro saying said sentence.

We were talking in PM once and you didn't rate him adn thought he would blow out soon after the World Cup.

Of course he has a lot to prove theres no doubt about that but the way some of the top names have been talking about I reckon he'll be a very good player.

You think United over paid for Di Maria? At that time he was one of the best attackers in the world. Considering Gareth Bale went for £90m I think it was a fair deal. If you're looking at his form for United last season then yes he hasn't justified the tag but at the time I think he was worth that much.

Olly have you got the PS4?

I only have a PS3 at the moment viva - kinda saving for a new car/trip to Australia atm

Unless you know somewhere I can get it cheap of course

Heard PSV and United tried to stop Depay playing in the last game of the Dutch season but he refused and played because he wanted to finish top scorer. That's dedication. That's what set out CR7 than the rest. Personal glory over team glory. If Depay has that in him he might reach Ronaldos level.

Lawyers are ready, but no-one has given me two and thus we sit here, awaiting a valiant volunteer voraciously verbalising the verility of my vegetables.

I thought you moved to Australia back in 2013.

I don't know of any cheaps PS4 but I'll have a look for you.

Azzy wrote:Lawyers are ready, but no-one has given me two and thus we sit here, awaiting a valiant volunteer voraciously verbalising the verility of my vegetables.

Will do it now.

No my dad moved there then - I'm going to see him at Christmas - gonna do the boxing day test and Sydney at New year.

Who else is on ps4 here? I'd whoop you all at fifa

Me and Hero are going to sort out the world, one dungeon at a time. Then maybe we'll play some Elder Scrolls

Watch out for the deadly spiders and poisonous snakes over there olly. And ALWAYS check the toilet before you use it. We don't want you bringing a guest over from there do we now.

I'm on PS4 but don't have the time to play Fifa as much these days. Also Viva and Trebs.

Azzy - I will do two lawyer offers for you now. Will PM them to you.

Already did it Enigma. Lawyers are up.

Azzy wrote:Me and Hero are going to sort out the world, one dungeon at a time. Then maybe we'll play some Elder Scrolls

Whats it like? I haven't been hearing much good stuff about it like Witcher 3.

Not gonna complain about my lawyers offers, now I know how hard it is to make them realistic.

I did Azzy's, came up with Kompany and Nasri. Googled both for real transfer rumours. Found Monaco rumoured to offer £26m for Kompany, so that was one, found Nasri wants to join Marseille again one day but Marseille can't afford him, created a legitimate PX and that was two. Both declined within about a minute by Azzy

I played a while last night, it has the Skyrim feel while also being 'new'. Like I said before, Witcher 3 had huge fanfare and already appears to have died (similar to Destiny) - this is a slower build up due to the PC version having been out for 15 months, but first impressions are good. In 30mins I killed things, solved some quests, levelled up - it's really enjoyable. And above all, it's Elder Scrolls - best franchise on console for me.

Thanks for doing them though Marky. I either go with a real link, or make up a plausible one, like Iniesta to Al-Sadd to join Xavi. Some good deals there, some bad. All levels out over a season.

De Rossi is too loyal to leave my club. Even if I got offered 30mill hint hint I wouldn't sell him.