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Bayern Munich - Fernando
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Man Citeh - Azzy the Fluffer
Paris St Germain - Enigma
Porto - Olly
Real Madrid - Marky


Week 4 Fixtures - Tactics due Monday 15th June by midnight
Voter Is Azzy & Man Citeh

Porto v Juventus
PSG v Dortmund
Real Madrid v Chelsea
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Atletico Madrid v Barcelona

Can I use my ps4 mic to chat?

I've never tried... I don't know if the sound quality is good enough.. Might work with a tablet or a half decent phone

Okay lads, summary from me:

1. Good morning
2. Tactics by midnight, one set so far, anyone even a minute late will be penalised and results will be done by kunchtime tomorrow as I have a 9am and 10am meeting.
3. Wilshere's goals were stunning, particularly the second which when you consider the whole move, was better than his 75-pass goal for Arsenal. Absolutely incredible, I spilt gravy down my shirt when he scored
4. Scholes is an old man, anyone who thinks he'd boss anything other than a care home needs psychiatric help.
5. My wife made me watch the film of Les Mis at the weekend. I'd never seen it on stage, didn't know the premise, but had watched the filming in Greenwich. It was the actual worst thing I've ever watched, full of plot holes, awful singing, awful songs and lyrics. Who the hell likes that stuff?

1.) Morning Azzy
2.) Tactics will be in today sometime
3.) Good goal but you Wilshere lovers need to realise that it's not 2011 anymore, Arsenal have moved on and improved while Wilshere is still stuck in the past. He is no more then a bench warmer at the moment.
4.) Scholes may be old but he would still boss your sorry excuse of a team. I prefer him to most CM in the Premier League.
5.) Does Russell Crowe star in that? I watched 5 minutes of it and I agree 10000000000% with you. Seems like your wife likes it.

Who's up for a deal?

FIFA Diva wrote:3.) Good goal but you Wilshere lovers need to realise that it's not 2011 anymore, Arsenal have moved on and improved while Wilshere is still stuck in the past. He is no more then a bench warmer at the moment.

I was waiting for something like this.

Grudging praise followed by a put down of Wilshere. Whilst I agree with your Wilshere comment (in a slightly less scathing way), the fact it was Wilshere is irrelevant. Azzy was praising the goal.

What was this United v Bayern game? Was it like a legends game? Who was playing for each side?

IMO I don't think it was better than the goal against Norwich, i prefer teams goals to long rangers unless it's an Ibrahimovic type or that Kasami goal for Fulham.

Yes it was United legends vs Bayern.

Van der Sar; P.Neville, Johnsen, Stam, Silvestre; Park, Scholes, Fortune; Yorke, Saha, Cole

Van der Gouw, Irwin, Blackmore, Martin, Beardsmore, Poborsky, Thornley, Blomqvist, Ritchie, Dublin.

Butt; Jorginho, van Buyten, R.Kovac, Pflügler; van Bommel, Breitner, N.Kovac; Paulo Sergio, Makaay, Zickler.

Breitner >> Scholes.

But he must be nearly 70 by now. He was one of their world cup winners in 74 I think

Park Ji Sung is a United legend

GSC wrote:Park Ji Sung is a United legend

Along with Quinton Fortune. I'm assuming Scholes only played because Kleberson and Eric Djemba Djemba couldn't make it?

Before wilshere scored his second i said that he was superb. Then he goes and scores that goal.

I'm really sorry to say it viva, i wish i could say differently but wilshere for the second half of this season has been better than scholes was at any period of his career.

Henderson and delph were so poor yesterday i must add.

tbf to Henderson he did play half the game at right back.

Henderson was better at RB than he was in at CM. I think he has some credit in the bank though as he has been decent in previous games

Trebs wrote:Before wilshere scored his second i said that he was superb. Then he goes and scores that goal.

I'm really sorry to say it viva, i wish i could say differently but wilshere for the second half of this season has been better than scholes was at any period of his career.

Henderson and delph were so poor yesterday i must add.

of course he was. 1/10 for WUMMING must try a lot harder. Ask Afro for tips.

Blatant wumming

In 2011 then maybe, but not since then.

Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

2011 Jack Wilshere was fantastic odds on to win Balon D'Or in 2015.

FIFA Diva wrote:Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

Not with your knees

FIFA Diva wrote:Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

Only if I'm in goal. Getting a bit of a good reputation as a 6-a-side keeper at the moment. We won 5-0 and 6-1 yesterday to be top of the two leagues we play in. Want to add to my trophy cabinet...

100% we'd win

Unless Olly plays. Hero's son needs to feature too, ahead of Hero.

Afro wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

Not with your knees

I can play the crab role, shuffle left and right without too much strain on my knee. Pass the ball left and right and boom.

FIFA Diva wrote:2011 Jack Wilshere was fantastic odds on to win Balon D'Or in 2015.

Same odds as Scholes getting a single vote

FIFA Diva wrote:

Afro wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

Not with your knees

I can play the crab role, shuffle left and right without too much strain on my knee. Pass the ball left and right and boom.

So Carrick then. Or do you pass it forwards on occasion as well?

Olly is never going to push Marky out the first team. At 28 Marky has his peaks years ahead of him.

Viva you're well behind myself, Miky and even Hero in the pecking order for the midfield role

Olly wrote:Viva you're well behind myself, Miky and even Hero in the pecking order for the midfield role

Viva would be a vital squad member, making sure you had a good supply of oranges for half time.

Marky wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:

Afro wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:Would the 5 best Footballers here (Me and 4 others) beat Hazard and Courtious in a 5 a side match? Courtious can play as sweeper keeper.

Not with your knees

I can play the crab role, shuffle left and right without too much strain on my knee. Pass the ball left and right and boom.

So Carrick then. Or do you pass it forwards on occasion as well?

Lets ignore the fact that Carrick is one of the highest forward passers.

Afro wrote:

Olly wrote:Viva you're well behind myself, Miky and even Hero in the pecking order for the midfield role

Viva would be a vital squad member, making sure you had a good supply of oranges for half time.

I've heard he's also going to note down orders for the post match Chinese

Viva would give Adam Sandler from The Waterboy a run for his money.

Olly wrote:Viva you're well behind myself, Miky and even Hero in the pecking order for the midfield role

Olly you'd get bullied of the ball, struggle to make an impact.

Wheres that Biaconerri lad gone? I wouldn't mind seeing him, foreign Italian give us a different option.

nadeem2099 wrote:Viva would give Adam Sandler from The Waterboy a run for his money.

Adam Sandler was the best player in the team.

FIFA Diva wrote:

nadeem2099 wrote:Viva would give Adam Sandler from The Waterboy a run for his money.

Adam Sandler was the best player in the team.

All we have to do is make Hazard say something bad about your mum and you'll unleash the beast within. The dribbling of Messi, the power of Ronaldo, and the physicality of Roy Keane and you'll be the perfect 5 a side player in the universe.

FIFA Diva wrote:Olly is never going to push Marky out the first team. At 28 Marky has his peaks years ahead of him.

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This shows you don't have the ability to run a 5-a-side team.

If you're serious about being the passer, you need to double up as a CB.

I play five a side twice a week

Marky wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:Olly is never going to push Marky out the first team. At 28 Marky has his peaks years ahead of him.

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This shows you don't have the ability to run a 5-a-side team.

If you're serious about being the passer, you need to double up as a CB.

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I play a different system to you, I make sure all 5 players in my team can pass the ball.

Anyway the question was would we beat Hazard and COurtious?

I say we make the manager of the season from here our manager

Well we need to tweet them and ask surely?

5 on 2 is not fair on them tbh. They need at least one more player, he doesn't have to be world class. Tom Cleverley should join them to make it a fair match.

I think Hazard would kill us all. What about Fellaini, another Belgian playing in the premier league? Or do Chelsea have a U21 Belgian player?

Hazard's brother Thorgan?

They've got two players in the U21s called Musonda, maybe them?

They'd be like those bash brothers from The Mighty Ducks destroying viva and everyone

Thorgan isn't a Chelsea player anymore he is/was at Gladbach now in Germany.

If I'm playing against Hazard, I'm sent off after 15 seconds and they're down to 1 man. We'd easily beat them. Put me down for the Tony Adams role and watch as Hazard either gets butchered mercilessly or banged up against a wall.

FIFA Diva wrote:Van der Sar; P.Neville, Johnsen, Stam, Silvestre; Park, Scholes, Fortune; Yorke, Saha, Cole

Van der Gouw, Irwin, Blackmore, Martin, Beardsmore, Poborsky, Thornley, Blomqvist, Ritchie, Dublin.

Butt; Jorginho, van Buyten, R.Kovac, Pflügler; van Bommel, Breitner, N.Kovac; Paulo Sergio, Makaay, Zickler.

On paper only van Bommel would get in your first half team. And you could probably have played RVP as he's not been seen in a red shirt since 2014

Roy Makaay was an incredible player, I always liked Hans-Jorg Butt too.

Makaay wins the award for ugliest footballer ever, no question. He made Peter Beardsley look like David Beckham.

Tactics sent. Azzy's hatred of Eden Hazard did cause a rethink to the usual 4-3-3!

nadeem2099 wrote:5 on 2 is not fair on them tbh. They need at least one more player, he doesn't have to be world class. Tom Cleverley should join them to make it a fair match.

Don't start dissing Everton player

Azzy wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:Van der Sar; P.Neville, Johnsen, Stam, Silvestre; Park, Scholes, Fortune; Yorke, Saha, Cole

Van der Gouw, Irwin, Blackmore, Martin, Beardsmore, Poborsky, Thornley, Blomqvist, Ritchie, Dublin.

Butt; Jorginho, van Buyten, R.Kovac, Pflügler; van Bommel, Breitner, N.Kovac; Paulo Sergio, Makaay, Zickler.

On paper only van Bommel would get in your first half team. And you could probably have played RVP as he's not been seen in a red shirt since 2014

Breitner would walk into their first half team. He is arguably the best player (based on their primes) on the pitch