Euro Division Homepage 4 - Sponsored by the day Viva admits Nando is better than him at FIFA15

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by Marky Fri 26 Jun 2015, 00:16

If I win the JA tournament Friday night I go above Viva right?

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 08:53

FIFA Diva wrote:I used to own Azzy on FIFA back in the days.

2011 dude, 2011. It wouldn't happen today.

by FIFA Diva Fri 26 Jun 2015, 09:45

Azzy wrote:
FIFA Diva wrote:I used to own Azzy on FIFA back in the days.
2011 dude, 2011. It wouldn't happen today.

I'm a trillion times better now than I was 4 years ago. Playing on a superior console and better players has made me better. You've not progressed since then.

Will you be doing Sheep today Azzy?

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 09:56

Viva is brilliant comedy whenever it gets onto FIFA Laugh

I'm sure there's a sketch show character that could be created, inspired by him

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:00

Starring Kayvan Novak right? He even looks like Viva Laugh

Sheep is Trebs' job. I did mine last week.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:29

Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:29

Do you remember Chemical Ali, the Iraqi minster at the time of the first Gulf War. That's who Viva reminds me of.

He was interviewed on the news, declaring that the allies were not close to taking Baghdad, whilst you could see the tanks rolling in across the river behind him.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:32

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:34

This one is defo viva

Euro Division Homepage 4 - Sponsored by the day Viva admits Nando is better than him at FIFA15 - Page 15 Z

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:42

I'll do it with a 10 question bonanza!

1. Name a non-English player at the u21 European Championships
2. Name a player at the Women's World Cup
3. Name a footballer that's moved to the Premier League this summer
4. Name which footballer with a big ego
5. Name which NSL member is the best at FIFA 15
6. Name a British wrestler
7. Name an act playing at Glastonbury this weekend
8. Name a member of the Avengers
9. Name a film from the 1980s
10. Name something I should have for lunch today

Answers to me by 1pm!

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:48

nadeem2099 wrote:Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.

The guy is a lunatic, he probably learnt it while at Forest as we all know northerners love a bit of fudge.

Hero, you of all people should know that a Sheep has 8 questions. I'm only answering questions 1-8, even if it means I lose.

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:51

I'll do Azzy's last two questions. If they are the same as mine, it is pure coincidence.

Hero - to save me sending another PM, could you just copy and paste questions 9 and 10 from mine on to Azzy's please

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:53

Technically I'm getting 1pt for each as I said 'not answering' as my answer. Although if it turns out there's a film from the 80s called 'not answering' then maybe I'll win after all Euro Division Homepage 4 - Sponsored by the day Viva admits Nando is better than him at FIFA15 - Page 15 3559488474

Euro Division Homepage 4 - Sponsored by the day Viva admits Nando is better than him at FIFA15 - Page 15 3559488474

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:56

I might change my last two to "Not answering" as I feel the two points for those will be double what I'll get for my current answers.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:57

Azzy wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:Azzy what is your opinion on Jara trying to fingerblast Cavani. Could he have learned about it and mastered it from his time at West Brom? Is this what is popular around that area these days.
The guy is a lunatic, he probably learnt it while at Forest as we all know northerners love a bit of fudge.

Hero, you of all people should know that a Sheep has 8 questions. I'm only answering questions 1-8, even if it means I lose.

I thought I'd do a bumper special edition!

by Trebs Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:18

I was coming online to do sheep and had a couple of good questions including 'what train station am i currently sitting at' and its not a manchester one.

But I'm obselete:(

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:20

You can do it next week trebs.

I just bought Essien on ja and hero is already picking on me there. So much for v2 til I die..........

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:22

There's v2 til I die, then there's 'doing a CF and requiring instant mullering'.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:26

comment by Hero (U13436)
posted 16 minutes ago
Is Michael Essein your dad? You always buy him.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:27

Trebs wrote:I was coming online to do sheep and had a couple of good questions including 'what train station am i currently sitting at' and its not a manchester one.

But I'm obselete:(

Your questions would probably be

What's my pet name for Viva
What position do Viva and I sleep in
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share?
Where did Viva and I go on our first date?
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW?
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva?

by Marky Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:28

To be fair there is absolutely no justification for wasting £880k on Michael Essien.

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:32

Why would you buy your Dad?

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34

comment by nadeem2099 - nadz (U20251)
posted 21 minutes ago
I got daddy issues.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:49

What's my pet name for Viva
Ginger
What position do Viva and I sleep in
side by side
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share?
chocolate
Where did Viva and I go on our first date?
Old Trafford.
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW?
A mouthful of times
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva?
8

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:50

I used to play football in the park, and there were two guys who were spitting images of famous footballers - Ronny (thin Ronaldo) and Essy (Essien). Essy could have been the real Essien he was so good, but Ronny pulled all the birds despite being ugly as sin.

Of course Hero's dad is Newcastle's chief scout Whistle

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:56

What's my pet name for Viva - Little Paul
What position do Viva and I sleep in - Spoons
What's Mine and Viva's fave ice cream to share? - Neopolitan
Where did Viva and I go on our first date? - To watch Twilight I believe. And the second and third dates too
How many times have Viva and I given each other MOTW? - In private, every week you share it, giving each other "My Manager of the Week" cards
On a scale of 1-Tom Cleverley how much do I love Viva? - Tom Cleverley

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:09

Davide Astori is getting rekt on ja. He's a mistake waiting to happen. The Italian Chris Smalling.

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:14

That just demonstrates how little those guys actually know about football. I always suspect most of them are "making themselves experts" from behind a PC screen and google.

I'm almost certain Fan doesn't actually watch as much as he portrays.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:18

They talk absolute shîte most of the time.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:22

What do you lot make of Davide Astori?"

We rate him the same as Essien

Erm

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:36

Essien must be a pretty good CB then Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:37

Jesus Christ

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:43

I can only assume they all think Paul Scholes would walk into the Chelsea midfield today as well.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:51

10 minutes left until Sheep closes.
Do I have the right to veto answers?

by Azzy Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:59

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:09

Whoever wins sheep is the true king of fifa.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:09

I feel Sheep has been compromised by flagrant abuse of sharing what people's answer will be and therefore as Sheep runner this week I am ruling 'Not Answering' as to be just that, that anyone answering as 'Not Answering' is in fact not an answer.

by nadeem2099 Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:15

Afro tried pulling a sly one.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:22

1. Name a non-English player at the u21 European Championships

Berardi - 3 points - Afro, Marky, Miky
Carvalho - 1 point - Hero
Destro - 1 point - Azzy
Volland - 1 point - Nadz
Benassi - 1 point - GSC
Can - 1 point - Viva (picks the Liverpool player!)
Kadlec - 1 point - Olly

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:26

2. Name a player at the Women's World Cup

Lucy Bronze - 3 points - Afro, Azzy, Marky
Steph Houghton - 2 points - GSC, Miky
Alex Morgan - 1 point - Hero
Shinobu Ohno - 1 point - Nadz
Marta - 1 point - Viva
Toni Duggan - 1 point - Olly

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:28

nadeem2099 wrote:Afro tried pulling a sly one.

Nope. Not me

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:29

3. Name a footballer that's moved to the Premier League this summer

Firmino - 5 points - Azzy, Nadz, GSC, Marky, Viva (who again picks a Liverpool player!)
Depay - 1 point - Hero
Deulofeu - 1 point - Afro (wanted to pick Firmino)
Richards - 1 point - Olly
Tabanou - 1 point - Miky (because everyone immediately thinks of him as the big signing of the summer so far!)

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:31

To clarify, I said Firmino would be top pick, but wouldn't pick a Liverpool player over Deulofeu.

I am not going to compromise my loyalties just to win a game like a certain United fan

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:32

4. Name which footballer with a big ego

Ronaldo - 6 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, GSC, Marky, Viva
James Milner? - 1 point - Azzy
Steven Gerrard - 1 point - Olly
Balotelli - 1 point - Miky

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:34

5. Name which NSL member is the best at FIFA 15

Nando - 5 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, Marky, Miky
Viva - 3 points - Azzy, Viva, Olly
Azzy - 1 point - GSC

by **Afro** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:35

Milner and Gerrard?

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:37

6. Name a British wrestler

British Bulldog - 3 points - Hero, Nadz, Viva
Wade Barrett - 3 points - GSC, Marky, Miky
Dynamite Kid - 1 point - Azzy (good shout!)
Big Daddy - 1 point - Afro
Giant Haystacks - 1 point - Olly (probably sounds like somewhere to sleep with sister)

by Holymiky Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:37

I just want to say I just randomly chose Tabanou Hero lol.

My mind went blank for a minute and didn't think of Firmino.

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:39

7. Name an act playing at Glastonbury this weekend

Kanye West - 5 points - Hero, Afro, Nadz, GSC, Miky
James Bay - 1 point - Azzy
Foo Fighters - 1 point - Viva
Not Foo Fighters - 1 point - Marky
The Who - 1 point - Olly

by **Hero** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:42

8. Name a member of the Avengers

Emma Peel - 2 points - Afro, Azzy (wondered how many would pick these Avengers after the death yesterday)
Hulk - 2 points - Hero, Viva
Iron Man - 2 points - Nadz, GSC
Captain America - 2 points - Marky, Miky
Mountain? - 1 point - Olly (obviously cinemas are yet to hit Norwich)

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