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Hero wrote:'Not answering' was clearly banded about before answers were handed in, therefore any points for it were deemed Null & Void. 'Not Foo Fighters' was not mentioned beforehand and therefore counted towards the points tally.

Decision final.

That's fine. Then you should have given me the option to change my answers. But you didn't, so you're just guilty of changing the rules mid-game. But I forgive you

I don't think so marky

Even if they don't rate Astori, i know i can count on my brothers 4 lyfe you, trebs and hero xx.

The precedent was set by the flagrant attempt to abuse the rules of the game. I had to act and in doing so show a strong hand rather than let this abuse go unpunished for if not it may affect the very framework of the game.
I'm like the Anti Sepp Blatter of Sheep.

I'll take Astori off you in any deal that also involves those other two I want.

make an offer on "that site" then hero.

Hero wrote:The precedent was set by the flagrant attempt to abuse the rules of the game. I had to act and in doing so show a strong hand rather than let this abuse go unpunished for if not it may affect the very framework of the game.
I'm like the Anti Sepp Blatter of Sheep.

You're such a tart

Hero wrote:Auntie Sepp Blatter of Sheep.

I took that as Hero claiming to be a transgender swiss shephard

I've bought my next star signing, Emmanuel Mayuka on ja.

Is there any other vacancies on Ja? I was thinking of taking over a while ago then i went away for my Mums wedding etc so things got busy for a week or 2 and i never did in the end but it's all good.

You want to take over my team miky? I'm just not feeling it over there. Have you got an account over there?

Just ask, there's usually a vacancy going

Would be quite funny if we could get a v2 majority and destroy them from within

Is it the LSTD Premier League one?

No don't touch that with a barge pole!

Which one is it then mate?

The dream league one, there's not a space at the mo but Haak is planning on giving his up soon. I wouldn't go for Nad's team tbh.

There's nothing wrong with my team

Apart from everything by the sounds of things

Someone sign Vlad Dragomir probs be rated higher then Xavi too...

Here's my team nando. I've bought in Totti,  Essien, Astori, Mayuka, Blackett and Cashly Cole.


Gorka Iralzoz
Pepe Reina
David Gil

Defence:
Ashley Williams
Mikel San Jose
Inigo Martinez
Davide Astori
Tyler Blackett
Andreas Christensen - in on loan from FC Pride.
Joao Cancelo
Cashly Cole
Nathan Ake
Neil Taylor
Diego Rossi
Kenneth Omeruo


Midfield:
Aaron Ramsey
Jorginho
Joe Allen
Cristian Tello
Ryan Kent
Liam Cullen
Casemiro
Marco Assenio
Gerard Deulofeu
Filipe Augusto
Alvaro Medran
Felipe Agostinho
Michael Essien
Francesco Totti

Forwards:
Graziano Pelle
Javier Hernandez
Patrick Bamford
Enes Unal
Louis Robles
Danny Ings - iio
Emmanuel Mayuka

If your not bottom of the league with that id be stunned

Im last but i Haven't even played a single match. Here's the table.

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Miami Fusion 11 8 2 1 18 8 +10 26
2 Notts County 11 6 2 3 21 17 +4 20
2 SC Cambuur 11 5 2 4 14 13 +1 17
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
4 Little Horse AFC 11 5 1 5 20 18 +2 16
5 Shakhtar Senseless FC 11 4 3 4 13 13 0 15
6 Manchester Mandems 11 4 1 6 14 16 -2 13
7 Sekhukhune Lions 11 3 2 6 15 19 -4 11
8 Tenby 11 2 1 8 7 18 -11 7

Marky and trebs are with me near the bottom so alls well. This is the second division aswell!

It sounds like a train wreck

It is. Marky and trebs will never make it out of division 2 and soon hero will get relegated and join us in there. If miky joins he'll get fast tracked there too. They don't like Mr nice guys over there.

I should be near the top of the league statistically going off slots but i have been unlucky...

Here's my team:

Squad listing

Goalkeepers

GK - David Marshall - Cardiff City - 30
GK - Tim Howard - Everton - 36
GK - Gianluigi Buffon - Juventus – 37
GK - Simone Scuffet – Udinese - 19


Defenders

CB - Elio Capradossi – AS Roma - 19
CB - Lucas Bijker - SC Cambuur - 22
CB - Eric Botteghin - FC Gronigen - 27
CB - Gael Andonian - Marseille - 20
CB - John Terry – Chelsea - 34
CB - Loris Bacchetti – US Ancona - 22
CB - Rodrigo Caio - Valencia - 21
CB - Fabian Schar – FC Basel - 23
CB - Shkodran Mustafi – Valencia - 23
LB - Issigia Sylla – FC Toulouse – 21
LB - Benjamin Mendy - Marseille – 20
LB - Layvin Kurzawa – AS Monaco - 22
RB - Kieran Trippier - Burnley - 23
RB - Andre Wisdom – Liverpool - 22
RB - Jon Flanagan – Liverpool – 22
RB - Cedric Soares - Southampton - 23


Midfielders

DM - Joshua Kimmich - Bayern Munich - 20
DM - George Thorne – Derby - 22
DM - Emre Can – Liverpool - 21
DM - Youri Tielemans - Anderlecht - 18
DM - Allan - Udinese - 24
CM - Miralem Pjanic – AS Roma - 25
CM - Ogenyi Onazi – SS Lazio - 22
CM - Kevin Strootman – AS Roma – 25
CM - Jordan Henderson – Liverpool - 24
AM - Valon Berisha – Red Bull Salzburg - 22
AM - Hakan Calhanoglu - Bayern Leverkusen
AM - Enzo Fernandez – Real Madrid – 20

Wingers

LW - Sheyi Ojo – Liverpool - 17
RW - Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain – Arsenal – 21
RW - Jordon Ibe – Liverpool – 19

Strikers

ST - Wilfried Bony – Man City - 26
ST - Diego Fagundez – New England Revolution – 20
ST - Danny Welbeck – Arsenal - 24
ST - Diafra Sakho – West Ham - 25
ST - Daniel Sturridge – Liverpool - 25
ST - Britt Assombalonga – Notts Forest - 22

Just also added Aleix Vidal

Since I took over I've brought in

Rodrigo Caio
Benjamin Mendy
Cedric Soares
Joshua Kimmich
Youri Tielimens
Allan
Hakan Calhanoglu
Aleix Vidal

i was after vidal but mex sold him so fast like at least let me have a chance at buying him. I even bid 8mill for him.

That one bemused me, clearly he's about to go up in value due to his move!

That table shows me (Shakhtar Senseless) just 2 points from the promotion places and 3 games left, plus I'm in the cup final. For Nadz to claim I'm in the same boat as his rock bottom side is unnecessary

Also the JA Fifa 15 tournament didn't go so well, 3 defeats from 3 games. Hadn't played online for a while, and won three online games against randomers in Seasons mode after the tournament so maybe if I practice next time I'll do better.

My best Shakhtar Senseless side;

Marky wrote:If I win the JA tournament Friday night I go above Viva right?

So about that tournament?

Too mainstream

He is still better then you Viva

I wanna play Hero at some point just for Poopie and giggles tbh.

Far too many players over 25 in that team Marky.

Fernando wrote:He is still better then you Viva

I wanna play Hero at some point just for Poopie and giggles tbh.

Probably is but you're not

FIFA Diva wrote:

Fernando wrote:He is still better then you Viva

I wanna play Hero at some point just for Poopie and giggles tbh.

Probably is but you're not

Thought you were down with the conversation

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Of 38 outfield players only 3 are over 25 in my squad

Fernando wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:

Fernando wrote:He is still better then you Viva

I wanna play Hero at some point just for Poopie and giggles tbh.

Probably is but you're not

Thought you were down with the conversation

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never

Viva pound for pound on 3 different consoles

Looking at those leagues 'lm glad I'm in this league

FIFA Diva wrote:

Fernando wrote:

FIFA Diva wrote:

Fernando wrote:He is still better then you Viva

I wanna play Hero at some point just for Poopie and giggles tbh.

Probably is but you're not

Thought you were down with the conversation

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never

Viva pound for pound on 3 different consoles

Nando - PS/PS2/XBox360/PS4/XB1 (All things you've ducked/lost to me on)
Viva - Nothing

One day we'll play each other.

We're like Mayweather (me) and pacman (you)

It may take years but we'll have a game

I think it's the other way around, I have slick defensive skillz, Your like Nathan Cleverley all speed but punches lack power.

FIFA Diva wrote:Looking at those leagues 'lm glad I'm in this league

You wouldn't like that league. Too much talk about politics and stuff like that. Also very risque and inappropriate jokes according to fan

Sounds like Marky's kind of league.

We've got a good balance here.

I can't stand where they only talk about football.

Plus they don't have an AzzyMahmood

They also like calling each other Kumquat for some reason.

Mainly because several are.

tomorrow i'll sell you Ramsey iin a dodgy deal hero. I'll give marky Pelle and trebs can have Chicarito.

FIFA Diva wrote:We've got a good balance here.

I can't stand where they only talk about football.

Plus they don't have an AzzyMahmood

Exactly. How many on ja have shaved their balls?

Don't lie Azzy, Viva's still picking hairs out of his mouth after his "trip" to see you

nadeem2099 wrote:tomorrow i'll sell you Ramsey iin a dodgy deal hero. I'll give marky Pelle and trebs can have Chicarito.

What did I do to hurt you if you're giving me Pelle?