Why do Men get their ears pierced ??

Never had an earring....Never saw the point...I can understand Women getting them..

If you have an earring or piercings galore why ??

Struggle to pull without one...Gym too much like hard work ??

Are you making a statement ??

Your mates all have them and you're a sheep ??

Or is it an arty self expression thing.."Mum/Dad.. This is the real me!!"

Missed this one. A bit provocative! What is it with those piercings such that the wearer makes larger and larger holes in their ear lobes? That's going to look so fine when they're 60+...

Never did get pierced. Wanted to when I was younger, but my dad said no. Lost interest when I was old enough. I have two clip on cubic zirconia earrings, though. I don't have a why, I just look good with them on. Don't wear them any more since I grew my hair out, as they don't show.

Truss has the Oyster's only glow in the dark Prince Albert. Anyway, I agree that Truss shouldn't get pierced...I'd assume most shops would refuse to pierce an a*sehole!

Obviously Dave has piercings galore..

Which is good....Not everyone can be an alpha male..

Us gays used to get our ears pierced...presumably so we could recognise each other.

Then the straights started doing it as well.

So we tried being metrosexual...oh guess what bloody happened there as well?!

Dave got his ears pierced in the old days..

Got my knob pierced and asked the guy to take pain away but just leave the swelling

I like Jimmy Carr's answer to this: "When I was in school, if a guy had an earring in his right ear it meant he was homosexual...and if he had one in his left it meant he was common and lived in an estate"