The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Tue 14 Jul 2015, 3:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 1:41 pm

Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:WK is a great fighter but is just a corporate fake.

What does that even mean?

Corporate, Fake

I understand what the two words mean, but by the same token I understand what the words banana and dartboard mean, but were you to say to me Wlad was a banana dartboard it would make little more or less sense than saying he was a corporate fake, it is the context and application I am struggling with, not the meaning of the words.

Little bit of Rowley magic you ought not miss

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 1:56 pm

Places (Bands, need connection)

1. We danced and sang, And the music played inna de boomtown

2. I, I was standing. You were there. Two worlds collided

3. Love lift us up where we belong, Where the eagles cry on a mountain high

4. I'm coming home, You look good when your heart is on fire. It's a matter of taste yeah!

5. The world. And the world turns around. The world and the world, yeah. The world drags me down

6. hmmm hmmm, hm hmm, hmmm hmmm, hm hmm. a man walks down the street , its an extremely strange world

by Rowley Fri 24 Jul 2015, 3:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Places (Bands, need connection)

1. We danced and sang, And the music played inna de boomtown Specials Ghost Town

2. I, I was standing. You were there. Two worlds collided Never Tear Us Apart INXS

3. Love lift us up where we belong, Where the eagles cry on a mountain high Where We Belong Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

4. I'm coming home, You look good when your heart is on fire. It's a matter of taste yeah! Just When you're thinking things over The Charlatans

5. The world. And the world turns around. The world and the world, yeah. The world drags me down The Cult She Sells Sanctuary

6. hmmm hmmm, hm hmm, hmmm hmmm, hm hmm. a man walks down the street , its an extremely strange world Paul Simon Call me Al

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 3:28 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Places (Bands, need connection)

1. We danced and sang, And the music played inna de boomtown Specials Ghost Town

2. I, I was standing. You were there. Two worlds collided Never Tear Us Apart INXS

3. Love lift us up where we belong, Where the eagles cry on a mountain high Where We Belong Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

4. I'm coming home, You look good when your heart is on fire. It's a matter of taste yeah! Just When you're thinking things over The Charlatans

5. The world. And the world turns around. The world and the world, yeah. The world drags me down The Cult She Sells Sanctuary

6. hmmm hmmm, hm hmm, hmmm hmmm, hm hmm. a man walks down the street , its an extremely strange world Paul Simon Call me Al

Corporate fake.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 3:37 pm

It is actually joe cocker and the bird, and Paul Simon with Ladysmith Black Mamba.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 3:38 pm

That is a clue

by **Galted** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 7:24 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:WK is a great fighter but is just a corporate fake.

What does that even mean?

Corporate, Fake

I understand what the two words mean, but by the same token I understand what the words banana and dartboard mean, but were you to say to me Wlad was a banana dartboard it would make little more or less sense than saying he was a corporate fake, it is the context and application I am struggling with, not the meaning of the words.

Little bit of Rowley magic you ought not miss

That's exactly why I would never dare to use sarcasm on Jeff.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Jul 2015, 7:57 pm

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:
Rowley wrote:
tunes666 wrote:WK is a great fighter but is just a corporate fake.

What does that even mean?

Corporate, Fake

I understand what the two words mean, but by the same token I understand what the words banana and dartboard mean, but were you to say to me Wlad was a banana dartboard it would make little more or less sense than saying he was a corporate fake, it is the context and application I am struggling with, not the meaning of the words.

Little bit of Rowley magic you ought not miss
That's exactly why I would never dare to use sarcasm on Jeff.

Wise decision Galted, best leave it to us pros.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 8:45 am

morning. fist.

interesting weekend. spent saturday night in the car, last night in a premier inn. living the dream.......

by **superflyweight** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:41 am

Sean calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear Sean
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise

Sean calls out to the man on the street
He can see Sean's been crying
Sean's got blisters on the soles of his feet
Can't walk but sean's trying

Oh think twice...

Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say

You can tell from the lines on Sean's face
You can see that he's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos Sean didn't fit in there

Oh think twice...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:55 am

I've gone to the finest school all right, Mr Lonely
But I know I only used to get juiced in it
And nobody's ever taught me how to live out on the street
And now I'm gonna have to get used to it
I said I'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now I realize
He's not selling any alibis
As I stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

by **Galted** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 10:07 am

down on
his luck
he doesn't give a f*ck
michaels
GOSPEL

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 10:22 am

His birds a
french
he sleeps in a trench
Michaels
Michaels

On a serious note I'm sorry to hear that mate. Look around airports for a place to live. A house share with some flight crew or something like that. They're away most of the time so you'll get quiet and they'll be too tired to make any noise once home. Plus you might luck out with some pretty foreign bird.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 10:27 am

Nah I'm ok, but thanks. Just a poorly organised weekend which relied on me pulling on Saturday night. Yesterday was at my Dad's for his birthday and was going to stay there but didn't fancy a 2 hour drive to work this morning.

Just emailed some bird about a 1 bed flat near the cricket club. Bit pricey but could work.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:Nah I'm ok, but thanks. Just a poorly organised weekend which relied on me pulling on Saturday night. Yesterday was at my Dad's for his birthday and was going to stay there but didn't fancy a 2 hour drive to work this morning.

Just emailed some bird about a 1 bed flat near the cricket club. Bit pricey but could work.

Close to the cricket club would be good. You don't want to live in The Far Pavilions.

by kingraf Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:16 pm

superflyweight wrote:Sean calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear Sean
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise

Sean calls out to the man on the street
He can see Sean's been crying
Sean's got blisters on the soles of his feet
Can't walk but sean's trying

Oh think twice...

Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say

You can tell from the lines on Sean's face
You can see that he's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos Sean didn't fit in there

Oh think twice...

by kingraf Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:28 pm

I was about to mention Chris Froome winning the EPO Open Challenge to annoy Sean, but it seems I'm a little late as he's already posted on the cycling thread.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:34 pm

A new Froome sweeps clean.

by kingraf Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:A new Froome sweeps clean.

Indeed, I wonder if any former champion is willing to try win again, maybe Lance his arm?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:39 pm

Didn't realise he was froome Kenya. Barack Obama must feel so chuffed.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 8:21 pm

Bloke off of Newcastle looks like a fat Phil tufnell

by **Galted** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 8:36 pm

About 9 right in tonight's University Challenge. Quite a timely reminder to Galtova what a great catch I am - things got a bit rocky yesterday when I gave her a b0llocking for standing on the remote when I was trying to watch the Tour de France.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:43 pm

I gave up. Too peed

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 6:52 am

Morning Clan. How goes it?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 7:26 am

Morning Shah

How goes it?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 8:23 am

morning, inshallah i have found somewhere

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:04 am

Whereabouts in Shallah have you found?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:08 am

It is living with a 45 year old bird and another bird (age not given). Looking at it (the house) tonight. Anyone ever lived with strangers? I think pooing may be an issue.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:58 am

sean wrote:Anyone ever lived with strangers? I think pooing may be an issue

I have, a couple of times, no issues whatsoever, certainly had no issue curling one out...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:58 am

Galted wrote:About 9 right in tonight's University Challenge. Quite a timely reminder to Galtova what a great catch I am - things got a bit rocky yesterday when I gave her a b0llocking for standing on the remote when I was trying to watch the Tour de France.

Got 11 right. Would definitely do Bennett, Newcastle.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Jul 2015, 12:06 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:About 9 right in tonight's University Challenge. Quite a timely reminder to Galtova what a great catch I am - things got a bit rocky yesterday when I gave her a b0llocking for standing on the remote when I was trying to watch the Tour de France.

Got 11 right. Would definitely do Bennett, off Commando.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:44 am

Sh1te on here

Morning

Fist

Etc...

(good to see top quality kitchen bantz on the offtopic again)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:19 am

Morning Rick. It is a bit muted here at the moment. I blame Windows' city meltdown. Has Jeff gone to Filey for the week?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:33 am

Morning sean, place is going through a summer lull I suspect, Jeff is following his racing pigeon down the country, I assume that Window's meltdown has concluded in some unassisted base jumping from a London office block.

How's the new enterprise going mate?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:56 am

Bit busy this week in the evenings so gonna have to rearrange jobs I had on for next week. Flat hunting is doing my head in. Saw a really nice house last night but just not sure I can live with 2 strangers.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:02 am

It really isn't that bad, and if you travel light and ensure you do not have a notice clause you can "Try" it out for a month to see if it is for you...

I have done it a couple of times, and never worked out badly. Though if SERIALDAVE offers, I would be tempted to give it a miss.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:29 am

I did it a couple of times way back. Shouldn't be too bad if they seem like nice people - and if they work normal hours, and you're out a lot in the evenings, you probably won't see a great deal of them or get in each other's way.
Or maybe those strangers will end up as good friends.
Mr. phucking positive, that's me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:37 am

Agreed Jules, I am still in contact with some of my old housemates and go for beers with them to this day.

Although there is also the chance that they are weirdos that will lick your face whilst you sleep.

Though after living in dorms...

by **Pal Joey** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 11:01 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit busy this week in the evenings so gonna have to rearrange jobs I had on for next week. Flat hunting is doing my head in. Saw a really nice house last night but just not sure I can live with 2 stranglers.

I'm sure Serial Dave will be able to give you some tips there. My suggestion would be to make sure you keep your head under the covers... especially at night.

Many people tell you that they're your friend
You believe them
You need them
For what's round the river bend
Make sure that you're recieving the signals they send
Cos brother, you've only got two hands to lend

Maybe there's someone who makes you weep
And some nights loom up ahead
When you're asleep
Some days there's things on your mind you should keep
Sometimes, it's tougher to look than to leap

music

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 1:09 pm

shoite on here

Chicken and leek soup and some Worcester sauce crisps, 8.5/10

by Rowley Wed 29 Jul 2015, 1:48 pm

Afternoon all.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:10 pm

ay up Jeff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:16 pm

'sup Jeff, afternoon sean

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:16 pm

4 down...

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 3:10 pm

7 now

by Rowley Wed 29 Jul 2015, 3:17 pm

Busier than Galted at the Jack Wolfskin January sales. Really want to go home and watch the cricket.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 3:22 pm

Jeff, has windows eloped to mumsnet?

by Rowley Wed 29 Jul 2015, 3:25 pm

Think he is on 606v3, think he bought Galted's nonsense about all the models on there. Either that or the seven year old has snapped again and hospitalised him.

by Guest Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:40 pm

How do...supervisor visited me at home today to see if my foot is still broken (it is) and as much as he simpers and fawns, I'm not going back to work until my sick note runs out.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:58 pm

Well Dave, I'm guessing he drove (although he could have taken other methods of transport) to your house. That's how he did it.

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